Best, worst, and horribly funny date stories?!

[Anonymous]

well um i had sex with my step dad at 15 and we were doing it almost every night when he got home from work and we often had gone on dates

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:well um i had sex with my step dad at 15 and we were doing it almost every night when he got home from work and we often had gone on dates

WTF

[Anonymous]

Had a woman get extremely angry with me because I didn’t want to have sex with her in first date. Full on screaming at me in front of the restaurant while waiting for valet.

[Anonymous]

I had a guy tell me on a 5th date that he had a MFM threesome. And that he was “doing” the other man…
I was so thankful the disclosure was made before I had a chance to sleep with him !

[Anonymous]

One guy (from OLD) told me he came from another date where he had sex with the girl, described positions, and then expected me to come back to his place within the first 15 minutes and the first third of a beer we were each having. I was out by minute 19. Makes for a good story though!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:One guy (from OLD) told me he came from another date where he had sex with the girl, described positions, and then expected me to come back to his place within the first 15 minutes and the first third of a beer we were each having. I was out by minute 19. Makes for a good story though!

Haha - that happened to be, too but in slightly different versions. One guy had a king size bed in the middle of his living room. Another told on date 1 he was having unprotected sex with multiple women and that he expected me to sleep with him, too . LOL

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:One guy (from OLD) told me he came from another date where he had sex with the girl, described positions, and then expected me to come back to his place within the first 15 minutes and the first third of a beer we were each having. I was out by minute 19. Makes for a good story though!

Haha - that happened to be, too but in slightly different versions. One guy had a king size bed in the middle of his living room. Another told on date 1 he was having unprotected sex with multiple women and that he expected me to sleep with him, too . LOL

They sound like fun guys.
Can you give me their number?