comebacks for mean MS kids?

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:How about:

"F^ck off Dude. Your mom clearly aborted the wrong baby"

That'll get him thinking....




That will lunch detenetion
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:How about:

"F^ck off Dude. Your mom clearly aborted the wrong baby"

That'll get him thinking....




That will lunch detenetion


So what? A little lunch detention, or conversation with the principal is a small price to pay.

And also, it probably won't get lunch detention. The only way it does is if a teacher hears the comment (which would presumably mean they heard the bullying which lead to the comment), OOOORRRRRR the bully tattles, which is an even better outcome
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:DS12 is facing lots of meanness at school - he is a skinny, not very strong kid and they call him 'weak', 'slow' ,etc. Not bullying, just kids being kind of nasty. He is a bit overly sensitive about it too. I think he needs to practice comebacks that will better stand up for himself. He says he can never think of a comeback so I think we need to practice these at homes. Any thoughts on how to help him build these skills? Or what specific comebacks might be useful for this situation?


Actually this will work - I always tell my kids to go for the jugular and leave absolutely nothing off of the table because its either them or you. First tell him to roll his eyes, sign loudly, then tell the other kid to STFU or go suck a d*ck. Then say something nasty/insulting about a member of his family that has a ring of truth to it. Like if his mom is not thin, say "your mom is so fat, her ass has its own zip code" or if he has an unattractive sister - her face is so ugly it looks like someone drew it with their left hand; if his dad drives an old car or the family is not wealthy, say something about that them being poor or on welfare; if the kid is not known to be smart or has bad grades, hit him there. Hit him where it hurts so he'll think twice about coming after your son again - your son has to be brutal for this to stop. Trust me.
Rountree
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This is about more than just your child, unfortunately. It seems to be a systemic issue that needs to be rooted out. Agree with previous comments that you should track the incidents and report them. Most counties have a "Student Rights & Responsibilities", and repeat offenders will be dealt with by getting a suspension. The offenders also need to be of concern here...at this age, they are at a fork in the road. Can they redirect to the right path or will they continue to be an a-hole the rest of their lives? Lord knows we have enough a-holes in society. A final piece of advice for all - maybe don't normalize this behavior by voting for a man to be President who publicly calls everyone names? Yes, it matters.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:"Oh you are a bully. Kids who bully others are often abused at home by their parents. I feel sorry for you."

"Maybe, I need to tell my mom about your bullying and she can talk to your mom? Will you get into trouble and stop being mean/nasty/homophobic/racist/InCel?'

OMG!
You want your kid to be a target.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Your mama didn't think I was slow last night.

This!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Bullies will look for a reaction...they want the target to get all upset.

A comeback will feel better while you are planning it, but will likely escalate things.


But an unconcerned shrug and walk away will stop the bullying much faster.

WRONG!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Your mama didn't think I was slow last night.


This.

Also, “yo momma wears combat boots”

Stupid. Not 1970
Anonymous
“Your momma likes it”
“Weak enough to still be your real daddy”
“Still not the bi*** you are’
‘Ok, I’ll be sure to tell your mom when I see her tonite’
‘ Keep my name out of your mouth’
‘Feel better about yourself now, b****?’
‘Say what you want, you still ugly as F***’
Yea, I don’t usually like the B word but sometimes you have to cut deep, surprise your enemy and TEACH THEM HOW TO TREAT YOU.
Anonymous
All wrong. This doesn't stop the comments. It 1. Makes the bully do it more because now everyone is laughing about how he got your goat and 2. Removes any hesitation from other kids who had a flickering thought of saying something mean to your kid. Now they know the worst your kid is going to do is engage in it. Before, there was the possibility he was either going to tell or go postal on the kid. Now they know he's an easy target.
Anonymous
Comebacks??? LMAO

Yikes. DS can’t think of comebacks and neither can mom so she goes to DCUM for help.

This is ridiculous and be careful with the comebacks because your kid may find himself in a physical altercation.

Better to ignore and lift something heavy.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:“Your momma likes it”
“Weak enough to still be your real daddy”
“Still not the bi*** you are’
‘Ok, I’ll be sure to tell your mom when I see her tonite’
‘ Keep my name out of your mouth’
‘Feel better about yourself now, b****?’
‘Say what you want, you still ugly as F***’
Yea, I don’t usually like the B word but sometimes you have to cut deep, surprise your enemy and TEACH THEM HOW TO TREAT YOU.


This will get him punched in the face.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:DS12 is facing lots of meanness at school - he is a skinny, not very strong kid and they call him 'weak', 'slow' ,etc. Not bullying, just kids being kind of nasty. He is a bit overly sensitive about it too. I think he needs to practice comebacks that will better stand up for himself. He says he can never think of a comeback so I think we need to practice these at homes. Any thoughts on how to help him build these skills? Or what specific comebacks might be useful for this situation?


Actually this will work - I always tell my kids to go for the jugular and leave absolutely nothing off of the table because its either them or you. First tell him to roll his eyes, sign loudly, then tell the other kid to STFU or go suck a d*ck. Then say something nasty/insulting about a member of his family that has a ring of truth to it. Like if his mom is not thin, say "your mom is so fat, her ass has its own zip code" or if he has an unattractive sister - her face is so ugly it looks like someone drew it with their left hand; if his dad drives an old car or the family is not wealthy, say something about that them being poor or on welfare; if the kid is not known to be smart or has bad grades, hit him there. Hit him where it hurts so he'll think twice about coming after your son again - your son has to be brutal for this to stop. Trust me.


I hope your kids can fight.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:How about:

"F^ck off Dude. Your mom clearly aborted the wrong baby"

That'll get him thinking....




That will lunch detenetion


So what? A little lunch detention, or conversation with the principal is a small price to pay.

And also, it probably won't get lunch detention. The only way it does is if a teacher hears the comment (which would presumably mean they heard the bullying which lead to the comment), OOOORRRRRR the bully tattles, which is an even better outcome


+1 When people act like a$$holes it’s okay to call them such. A lunch detention never hurt anybody.
Anonymous
Engaging makes the kid look mad, which is the reaction they want. At most a "come on, man." is justified -- swearing or telling them to shut up often only eggs them on. And pro tip-- comebacks always sound cooler, funnier, etc in your head.
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