What did your preschooler tell you what happened in school today?

Anonymous
Me: what did you do in school today?

Preschooler: I didn’t step in pee-pee and speckled frogs eat flies!
Anonymous
DD: I painted. I eated. I cried.
Anonymous
DS: Oh, I did the same things I always do.

Man, he’s becoming a teenaged boy already. But he did get up in the middle of the evening to tell me they looked at the chickens today.
Anonymous
“Nothing.”
Anonymous
“We ran inside because the drops were falling on our heads.”

“Cool, what else happened?”

“Nothing. Did you bring me a snack?”
Anonymous
"I played with puzzles and we read a story"
Anonymous
I don't remember
Anonymous
"I didn't use the potty."

Teacher offered testimony to the contrary.
Anonymous
Whatever her big sister did in First grade is what my pre-Ker says she did in pre-K but bigger and better. Big sister went to the library and had science class. Pre-Ker went to 4 libraries and blew stuff up in science class (she doesn't even have science class). Always has to one up her sister.
Anonymous
"Ms. Marta brought sand and said we couldn't eat it."
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I don't remember


+1. Then (yesterday): "well yesterday we read stories at school!" His first day was yesterday, not the day before.
Anonymous
"Don't ask me that"

I gave a threenager.
Anonymous
Me: "what did you have for lunch?"
him: "lunch? today? I didn't have lunch"

I packed him lunch so I know what he had, but that's still about as good as it gets around here.
Anonymous
“Larlo was not making his parents proud today”
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Me: "what did you have for lunch?"
him: "lunch? today? I didn't have lunch"

I packed him lunch so I know what he had, but that's still about as good as it gets around here.


DH and I joke that what DS ate for lunch is a state secret. He will NOT tell us.
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