If a man asks you " Why are you single?"

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or " What do you bring to the table?"

What are the appropriate responses?

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Most men are deceptive and selfish only out for theirs.

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I spent my 20s building an investment portfolio and buying two homes. Now I’m ready to be a SAHM and I want three kids. I hope you’re ready to support that and buy a home equal to my portfolio.

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“Bye”

Don’t waste your time on those dudes.

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Anonymous wrote:“Bye”

Don’t waste your time on those dudes.

This.

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Why not.

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How are those questions working out for you? Do they get you laid?

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“Bye”

Don’t waste your time on those dudes.

This.

Exactly

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“Im single because I enjoy being with me sometimes more than others, and have very high expectations that you probably won’t meet if you’re like every other dud that has difficulty with challenging yourself to grow and living that life. And I always bring my glock to the table, just in case folks wanna pop off. Sometimes I’ll bring a feast but you gotta be worth the preparation and presentation. Sometimes I bring nothing snd wait to see what you’ve got for me, on purpose.

Now - What’s your excuse for being a lonely bastard, and what do you bring to the table, other than your hunger for more of me?”

Then I bite into a turkey leg and spit out any grizzle, right there on the floor. I may offer him a bite to let him know I like him.

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It's the same question that brings the judgment zone tone, how long have you been on the dating apps.

Sometimes I hit back with, tell me why your marriage failed? Did she want to have sex with you? Why not?

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Anonymous wrote:I spent my 20s building an investment portfolio and buying two homes. Now I’m ready to be a SAHM and I want three kids. I hope you’re ready to support that and buy a home equal to my portfolio.

gee, I wonder why you’re single 😩

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Anonymous wrote:or " What do you bring to the table?"

What are the appropriate responses?

Bye bye!

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“Because I haven’t met anyone I wanted to marry yet.” That’s all you need to say. Plenty of people get married for the wrong reasons, and waiting for the right person is a good thing.

A friend said that to her now boyfriend. He thought for a minute and said “that’s a really good reason.” He’d just come out of a divorce from a bad marriage that he’d apparently rushed into.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“Bye”

Don’t waste your time on those dudes.

This.

Exactly

+100

[Anonymous]

No one has ever asked me that. A guy did ask

"Hey, Larla, what are your passions?"

In his lilty Scottish accent.

I think I spat my drink out laughing.