Jen Hatmaker

[Anonymous]

Darlings.

I am so honored to be your guide and teacher in this turbulent and confusing time. I know you look to me for direction on how to process emotions and feelings after hearing stressful national news. Don't know how to feel? I will tell you. I'm here for you, always, always, always, my darlings. I won't go away so don't try and make me.

Together, we can do hard things, my dreamy darlings. Glennon says so but you love me more, riiiiiight? I'll need some affirming comments, please, besties.

I was going to wait and announce this next month but you guys have bombarded me with questions so my team and I are making my next MeCourse available early: How to vote and talk to friends and family about scary politics. Think of me as your guide, teacher, and navigator.

For just $49.99 - use code JenVotesBluee for 10% off and don't forget the second e - for a 74 step course that explains the intricacies of difficult-to-understand topics like the Electoral College and voter registration. SHORE you might remember some stuff from high school civics or be able to find info on your own but GOOGLE SCHMOOGLE. You have me. You. Have. Me. MEEEEE.

I'll also guide you on those difficult convos with friends and fam who don't see the world ONE ZILLION percent like you do. They might use silly tra la la phrases like "Agree to disagree" or "both sides of the aisle." I'll help you. And, if you're a middle class white lady in Central Texas, I'll help you find some coping mechanisms to deal with the traumitizing event of seeing the "other guy's" yard signs or seeing someone wearing a plain hot pink ball cap that looks a little bit red when you squint, when it's bright out, or when you forgot to put on your glasses.

Special guests?! Oh girl yes. I've got a certified expert on how to talk to twittery progressive white girls with highlights who luv flavored coffee creamer and cheese griits. I'll give you a hint: glistening eyes and lots of comments about your beautiful soul.

The soul is where it stops, my fake internet bestie westies. Kindness above all but I know how to cut a b-word, tee hee tra la al I'm feeling extra saucy today.

Who do you want to sit next to in my latest ME ME ME MEEEE Course? Tag them. TAG. THEM. ALL. Tag your people.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Darlings.

I am so honored to be your guide and teacher in this turbulent and confusing time. I know you look to me for direction on how to process emotions and feelings after hearing stressful national news. Don't know how to feel? I will tell you. I'm here for you, always, always, always, my darlings. I won't go away so don't try and make me.

Together, we can do hard things, my dreamy darlings. Glennon says so but you love me more, riiiiiight? I'll need some affirming comments, please, besties.

I was going to wait and announce this next month but you guys have bombarded me with questions so my team and I are making my next MeCourse available early: How to vote and talk to friends and family about scary politics. Think of me as your guide, teacher, and navigator.

For just $49.99 - use code JenVotesBluee for 10% off and don't forget the second e - for a 74 step course that explains the intricacies of difficult-to-understand topics like the Electoral College and voter registration. SHORE you might remember some stuff from high school civics or be able to find info on your own but GOOGLE SCHMOOGLE. You have me. You. Have. Me. MEEEEE.

I'll also guide you on those difficult convos with friends and fam who don't see the world ONE ZILLION percent like you do. They might use silly tra la la phrases like "Agree to disagree" or "both sides of the aisle." I'll help you. And, if you're a middle class white lady in Central Texas, I'll help you find some coping mechanisms to deal with the traumitizing event of seeing the "other guy's" yard signs or seeing someone wearing a plain hot pink ball cap that looks a little bit red when you squint, when it's bright out, or when you forgot to put on your glasses.

Special guests?! Oh girl yes. I've got a certified expert on how to talk to twittery progressive white girls with highlights who luv flavored coffee creamer and cheese griits. I'll give you a hint: glistening eyes and lots of comments about your beautiful soul.

The soul is where it stops, my fake internet bestie westies. Kindness above all but I know how to cut a b-word, tee hee tra la al I'm feeling extra saucy today.

Who do you want to sit next to in my latest ME ME ME MEEEE Course? Tag them. TAG. THEM. ALL. Tag your people.

Ha!! Who are you?! Absolutely brilliant.

[Anonymous]

Too funny. Tra la la

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Darlings.

I am so honored to be your guide and teacher in this turbulent and confusing time. I know you look to me for direction on how to process emotions and feelings after hearing stressful national news. Don't know how to feel? I will tell you. I'm here for you, always, always, always, my darlings. I won't go away so don't try and make me.

Together, we can do hard things, my dreamy darlings. Glennon says so but you love me more, riiiiiight? I'll need some affirming comments, please, besties.

I was going to wait and announce this next month but you guys have bombarded me with questions so my team and I are making my next MeCourse available early: How to vote and talk to friends and family about scary politics. Think of me as your guide, teacher, and navigator.

For just $49.99 - use code JenVotesBluee for 10% off and don't forget the second e - for a 74 step course that explains the intricacies of difficult-to-understand topics like the Electoral College and voter registration. SHORE you might remember some stuff from high school civics or be able to find info on your own but GOOGLE SCHMOOGLE. You have me. You. Have. Me. MEEEEE.

I'll also guide you on those difficult convos with friends and fam who don't see the world ONE ZILLION percent like you do. They might use silly tra la la phrases like "Agree to disagree" or "both sides of the aisle." I'll help you. And, if you're a middle class white lady in Central Texas, I'll help you find some coping mechanisms to deal with the traumitizing event of seeing the "other guy's" yard signs or seeing someone wearing a plain hot pink ball cap that looks a little bit red when you squint, when it's bright out, or when you forgot to put on your glasses.

Special guests?! Oh girl yes. I've got a certified expert on how to talk to twittery progressive white girls with highlights who luv flavored coffee creamer and cheese griits. I'll give you a hint: glistening eyes and lots of comments about your beautiful soul.

The soul is where it stops, my fake internet bestie westies. Kindness above all but I know how to cut a b-word, tee hee tra la al I'm feeling extra saucy today.

Who do you want to sit next to in my latest ME ME ME MEEEE Course? Tag them. TAG. THEM. ALL. Tag your people.

Lady Whistledown

Ha!! Who are you?! Absolutely brilliant.

[Anonymous]

I wonder if even Jen ever gets tired of her endless horseshit?

Every move she makes us soooo predictable.

[Anonymous]

Glennon always has that I am superior to you gleam in her eye when she interviews folks. She thinks she patented the sentence we can do hard things . I hope Jen does a Me Course with that title . I dislike G way more than Jen.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Glennon always has that I am superior to you gleam in her eye when she interviews folks. She thinks she patented the sentence we can do hard things . I hope Jen does a Me Course with that title . I dislike G way more than Jen.

I think we need a Glennon thread because I have a lot to say about that one. You nailed it with the first sentence. I find her to be one of the biggest frauds out there and I am still befuddled at what Abby, someone with true grit, perseverance, strength, and determination is doing with this BS artist.

How the F did "We can do hard things" become a thing? Like...yeah, most of us have faced a ton of hard things and we managed because we had no choice. There was a charm and dare I say a sincerity to her in her early years that has been lost to her ego and extreme privilege.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Glennon always has that I am superior to you gleam in her eye when she interviews folks. She thinks she patented the sentence we can do hard things . I hope Jen does a Me Course with that title . I dislike G way more than Jen.

I think we need a Glennon thread because I have a lot to say about that one. You nailed it with the first sentence. I find her to be one of the biggest frauds out there and I am still befuddled at what Abby, someone with true grit, perseverance, strength, and determination is doing with this BS artist.

How the F did "We can do hard things" become a thing? Like...yeah, most of us have faced a ton of hard things and we managed because we had no choice. There was a charm and dare I say a sincerity to her in her early years that has been lost to her ego and extreme privilege.

I was never a fan of Glennon, even when she was in her Christian Mommy Blogger era. She always came across as just...weird. I remember when livestream first became a thing, she would start her lives like she was surprised they started and she was stunned to see people observing her sitting around in her sweats at home. THE PHONE DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT G.

Jen I was a fan of until I wasn't. I respect that her Christian faith evolved but my beliefs didn't evolve with her and I became less interested in her viewpoint once the woke started seeping in but it didn't make me like her less, it just made me less inclined to look at her posts. I can't put my finger on when she started to become full on annoying but I know it was after the divorce.

Abby is a gem and I don't think G deserves her. That one has always baffled me.

[Anonymous]

I was never a fan of Glennon, even when she was in her Christian Mommy Blogger era. She always came across as just...weird. I remember when livestream first became a thing, she would start her lives like she was surprised they started and she was stunned to see people observing her sitting around in her sweats at home. THE PHONE DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT G.

Jen I was a fan of until I wasn't. I respect that her Christian faith evolved but my beliefs didn't evolve with her and I became less interested in her viewpoint once the woke started seeping in but it didn't make me like her less, it just made me less inclined to look at her posts. I can't put my finger on when she started to become full on annoying but I know it was after the divorce.

Abby is a gem and I don't think G deserves her. That one has always baffled me

I think we need a Glennon thread because I have a lot to say about that one. You nailed it with the first sentence. I find her to be one of the biggest frauds out there and I am still befuddled at what Abby, someone with true grit, perseverance, strength, and determination is doing with this BS artist.

I could have written both of these responses. There is a Glennon thread here, but it isn't posted to regularly. Maybe we should revive it? I am immediately suspicious of friends who like her content, because I think she is certifiably mentally ill and I feel as bad for Abby as I would anyone else in a relationship with a manipulative narc.

Glennon always had that crazy eyed look. She couldn't hide it. Just so...untethered. Amanda is right there with her, but with extra rage and the JD pedigree. Shades of Star Jones with that one. Poor Abby having to do life with these harpies is just befuddling.

Jen's slide to crazy was publicly slower, but with all the ex ANC-ers chiming in, apparently she was a little crazy this whole time. And it's especially strange because they both have loving, still-married parents. Although I think both their dads are poster children for not praising your kids to the heavens all the dang time.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What’s weird is she commented on both his FB and his IG with that remark and he commented pretty much the same. Nothing says staged and fake like, “Let me make sure I comment on all his social platforms for engagement!” Her comment and his response is so cringey.

Looking forward to his video with his eyes reflecting his ring light while he cries crocodile tears and tells us we have to pull together as a country while somehow making himself the victim of all of this. As predictable as her me camp content is, his content is just as predictable.

It also reads desperate. And maybe horny.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Did she really say “queer waiters”?

I especially loved “women with bodies”.
Are there….. women without…… bodies???

Bc she reps all women and knows their needs before they know them theirselves.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Will any of her remaining friends please do an intervention? Volunteering as sex tribute to Tyler on his public social media is beyond embarrassing.

But she has to show how edgy and free and modern she is. She’s “free” of purity culture. Damn the patriarchy. “I have sex and everyone needs to know (especially my family and ex).”

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Anonymous wrote:Y’all are harsh. Jen has written time and time again that the divorce broke her, that she’s at the bottom of the ocean. She’s at rock bottom and you throw rocks at her. This is just a phase. She didn’t climb out of the divorce ever so neatly like Brandon. She’s still at the bottom of the ocean. Stop throwing rocks.

That would be nice if she didn't tell us at every opportunity that she is *HEALED* and that she wants to sell a course about how healed she is.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Y’all are harsh. Jen has written time and time again that the divorce broke her, that she’s at the bottom of the ocean. She’s at rock bottom and you throw rocks at her. This is just a phase. She didn’t climb out of the divorce ever so neatly like Brandon. She’s still at the bottom of the ocean. Stop throwing rocks.

That would be nice if she didn't tell us at every opportunity that she is *HEALED* and that she wants to sell a course about how healed she is.

This is a snark thread, babycakes. If Jen is at the bottom of the ocean, she's putting on a helluva charade about being whole and healed and her relationship with Tyler and all of her amazing humans being every damn thing while hawking CBD gummies and shitty purses.

[Anonymous]

Jen’s hair is darker in the ad for her new finance me-course and it looks soooo much better!!