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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Darlings.

I am so honored to be your guide and teacher in this turbulent and confusing time. I know you look to me for direction on how to process emotions and feelings after hearing stressful national news. Don't know how to feel? I will tell you. I'm here for you, always, always, always, my darlings. I won't go away so don't try and make me.

Together, we can do hard things, my dreamy darlings. Glennon says so but you love me more, riiiiiight? I'll need some affirming comments, please, besties.

I was going to wait and announce this next month but you guys have bombarded me with questions so my team and I are making my next MeCourse available early: How to vote and talk to friends and family about scary politics. Think of me as your guide, teacher, and navigator.

For just $49.99 - use code JenVotesBluee for 10% off and don't forget the second e - for a 74 step course that explains the intricacies of difficult-to-understand topics like the Electoral College and voter registration. SHORE you might remember some stuff from high school civics or be able to find info on your own but GOOGLE SCHMOOGLE. You have me. You. Have. Me. MEEEEE.

I'll also guide you on those difficult convos with friends and fam who don't see the world ONE ZILLION percent like you do. They might use silly tra la la phrases like "Agree to disagree" or "both sides of the aisle." I'll help you. And, if you're a middle class white lady in Central Texas, I'll help you find some coping mechanisms to deal with the traumitizing event of seeing the "other guy's" yard signs or seeing someone wearing a plain hot pink ball cap that looks a little bit red when you squint, when it's bright out, or when you forgot to put on your glasses.

Special guests?! Oh girl yes. I've got a certified expert on how to talk to twittery progressive white girls with highlights who luv flavored coffee creamer and cheese griits. I'll give you a hint: glistening eyes and lots of comments about your beautiful soul.

The soul is where it stops, my fake internet bestie westies. Kindness above all but I know how to cut a b-word, tee hee tra la al I'm feeling extra saucy today.

Who do you want to sit next to in my latest ME ME ME MEEEE Course? Tag them. TAG. THEM. ALL. Tag your people.

Lady Whistledown

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