Help with DCUM Ad Slogans

[jsteele]

Google has given me a $100 certificate for advertising on Google Ad Words. We've never spent a penny on advertising and don't really intend to start. But, free is free. More importantly, this will give me an opportunity to use Ad Words so that I can see things from our advertisers' perspective. Therefore, I am going to design an advertisement to run until the $100 runs out. That's where I need your help. I want the ad to display actual quotes from our users explaining what they like about DCUM. So, please reply with your most honest, compelling, and concise explanation of why you like DCUM. Sarcasm is not only expected, but welcome. However, try to include a few things I can actually use.

[Anonymous]

the best source for the good, the bad, and the ugly

sometimes it's like talking to an old friend who knows exactly what you are going through, and sometimes it's like watching a car wreck (but either way it's oddly compulsive)

[Anonymous]

DCUM-if it bleeds, it leads.

[Anonymous]

Breastfeeding-JUST DO IT!

[Anonymous]

Just when you think you can't take anymore, someone goes and posts something nice!

[Anonymous]

Your best friends and worst enemies all in one place!

[Anonymous]

DCUM is where moms and dads go to feel less stupid than usual.

[Anonymous]

DCUM, an addition like no other addiction.

[Anonymous]

Oops, both words should be 'addiction'.

[Anonymous]

DCUM...If your kid didn't get into private school, someone will make you feel worse about it here.

DCUM...Where Washington goes to gossip.

[Anonymous]

I go to DCUM when I need to find out the inside scoop. Also when I want to be told to get a life.

[Anonymous]

DCUM - Its like getting advice from an older sibiling -- sometimes its good, sometimes its bad, but it is almost always snarky.

[Anonymous]

Great advice from a woman named anonymous.

[Anonymous]

Come for the advice, stay for the sarcastic comments.

[Anonymous]

DCUM. Sarcasm is not only expected, but welcome.