Funny but slightly mean things your toddler has said
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| Yesterday we gave our baby oatmeal for the first time. Two years year old DD was watching as we made it a big deal that her brother was trying solids for the first time. After a couple spoonfuls, DD turned on her heels and said, “he disgusts me”. |
Anonymous
| My then three-year-old asked my MIL when the baby in her tummy was going to pop out. |
Anonymous
| My nephew asked my prematurity balding brother, “why you take all the hair off you’re head and put it on your chest?” |
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| My 3yo said, “Mommy I’m going to wash your face because you look old.” |
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| DH was pushing our toddler in the stroller and I was walking ahead of them. My toddler started laughing and saying, “bouncy, bouncy bum!” |
Anonymous
| “I wish we didn’t have a mommy so we could make bad choices.” |
Anonymous
Brilliant! |
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| "Mama. you are really thick" |
Anonymous
| Not a toddler but our kindergartener asked if cars had been invented when i was a little girl. |
Anonymous
Seriously, I just laughed out loud and startled my baby!! |
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I asked my son (I think he was almost three) why he was staring at me.
"Because I love you so much." How sweet. Will you still love me when you're a teenager? "Oh, yes." And will you still love me when I'm old? "Yes, Mama - but you're old right now." |
Anonymous
| My sister was watching my kids so I could get my vaccine. Toddler said to my sister - I don't want you here. It is time for you to go home." Then said Huggies and gave her a goodbye hug. |
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Toddler: I want a new mommy!
Me: Where ever you going to find a new mommy? Toddler: At a mommy party. Me: what do mommies do at a mommy party? Toddler: They eat a lot. |
Anonymous
hahahaha omg |
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| My mom was sitting and has a stomach roll. My 3 year old asked why she had two sets of boobs (stomach roll looked just like her boobs) |