Funny but slightly mean things your toddler has said

[Anonymous]

Not a toddler. But when my son was four years old I took him to an indoor pool for swimming lessons. We would change in the women’s locker room. One day when we were changing he looked at me and said “mom of all the boobs I’ve ever seen, yours are the smallest“

[Anonymous]

My two year old at a Music Together class, pointing at the one dad in the room:

“My daddy work. This daddy not work.”

I knew she meant that her daddy was AT work, and this daddy wasn’t AT work, but it just sounded so bad, like my toddler was calling the guy a deadbeat. It was mortifying.

One day, when my other child was 4, we ran into my MIL at the local grocery store. My in-laws’ cat had died the month prior, and it had made an impression on my kid, so kid asked “Are you buying food for you and Grandpa, but not Fluffy, because Fluffy is dead?”

[Anonymous]

Me: Something smells stinky in this room.
4 year old: Is it your bottom?

It was definitely not.

[Anonymous]

Mommy, STOP singing. Please.

[Anonymous]

“Mommy, your legs are as big as garbage trucks!” 😂

[Anonymous]

We had to put our dog to sleep and explained to DD that animals and people die when they get very, very old. We talked about it a lot for a couple days and then she sort of dropped it.

Then we were walking down the sidewalk when an elderly man in a wheelchair went past us and DD says, very matter of factly, “well, he’s gonna be dead soon”.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:“Mommy, your legs are as big as garbage trucks!” 😂

Lol. Love it! With that imagery, sounds like you've got a future writer on your hands. 😂

[Anonymous]

Cleaning up after dinner ..

DH: “Ready for bath? I’ll take you upstairs.”
DC: “No. Want mama time. You stay and do dishes. That daddy job. Mama is my favorite mama. No you. Only mama”

[Anonymous]

DD: mommy, you the prettiest in the whole world!
Me: Really? Am I prettier than Aunt Mary (my sister)
DD: No. I forgot about her. You the second prettiest.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“Mommy, your legs are as big as garbage trucks!” 😂

Lol. Love it! With that imagery, sounds like you've got a future writer on your hands. 😂

Maybe so! Active imagination! 🤣