Like it’s orchestrated? Or maybe Big Suss is truly that magical. What a fairytale! |
| Well what I noticed was that she, per usual, centered herself in the story. She waited to barge in, talk about her daughter under pretense of congratulating them. She’s the main character. |
| Main Character Syndrome! |
| What would she do if she didn’t have a gay daughter and a black boyfriend to virtue signal to everyone? |
I've come to realize that this is a huge tell of a narcissist. The "validation" from all these strangers, uh I mean, "new friends" on sm. I have an ex SIL who would do this all the time with my narc BIL. They would dump their kids with my ILs with no notice, go on a trip and then post all about the people they befriended on these trips, with no word of thanks or appreciation for my ILs for watching the kids. |
She and Glennon are two peas in a pod. Remember when Glennon saw the little girl in the airport that was also named Glennon? That story sounded completely pulled out of her butt. |
Sydney seems like the type of gal who just wants to live her life, and Jen keeps trotting her out like a show pony, or a stage mom. Is Sydney too worried about Jen's feelings to have a convo about maybe piping down about her? Who brags about their child's sexuality? Tyler, please man up and set Jen free. |
It might just be malicious gossip. |
| She talks occasionally about how madly in love she and Sass are, then goes weeks without even mentioning him, vacations without him, etc. Like if you had a long distance SO, and had time and $ for extended vaca, you’d think maybe you’d like to visit each other? |
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I had a serious long distance relationship, and I missed him every day. We got together as often as we could, and we didn't have as much money as those two by a long shot.
Tyler has to know that Jen wants public validation from him, so if he is withholding it from her, that's just unkind. |
| Are any of the kids on social ? |
What's up, Jen!!? |
| Funny how me camp is nothing but her promoting her book club. Spoiler: I’m sure her “team” picked this place because of how many book club members live there or are within driving distance. There are so many other actual good book clubs out there that people could belong to. Some are even free…So her friends are basically only people who pay her money. She could get by much better by just saying she’s going to do book club meetups as opposed to this inorganic facade of I’m going on vacation and whoa people from book club LIVE here!! |
| I wonder what fried food and alcoholic drink she’ll photograph today while writing a cutesy post about a known divisive food like mayo so people can comment. Let’s give her some inspiration. I say she can write a loving post to the mozzarella stick while drinking an expresso martini. This will give her an opportunity write an ode to cheese. For divisiveness to get people to wade in the comments and increase her engagement, I say she can discuss cilantro. Tomorrow she can photograph the bread basket with beer and talk about how for years she was terrified of carbs but now she just doesn’t care! Thursday she can go back to the blooming onion and Friday she can go to a food truck and get fried mac and cheese balls and pretend that she cares about the local businesses. For that one she can just be all: “DARLINGS! I am a Kraft Mac and cheese girl. Please do not come at me with your Velveeta liquid gold. Which Mac and cheese do you prefer, dear one?” And from there she’ll realize she’s struck Velveeta gold with asking people questions such as Coke or Pepsi? Oreo or Hydrox? Hot dogs or hamburgers? Reeces Pieces or M&Ms? |
This is hilarious. You got her schtick down pat. |