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[quote=Anonymous]I wonder what fried food and alcoholic drink she’ll photograph today while writing a cutesy post about a known divisive food like mayo so people can comment. Let’s give her some inspiration. I say she can write a loving post to the mozzarella stick while drinking an expresso martini. This will give her an opportunity write an ode to cheese. For divisiveness to get people to wade in the comments and increase her engagement, I say she can discuss cilantro. Tomorrow she can photograph the bread basket with beer and talk about how for years she was terrified of carbs but now she just doesn’t care! Thursday she can go back to the blooming onion and Friday she can go to a food truck and get fried mac and cheese balls and pretend that she cares about the local businesses. For that one she can just be all: “DARLINGS! I am a Kraft Mac and cheese girl. Please do not come at me with your Velveeta liquid gold. Which Mac and cheese do you prefer, dear one?” And from there she’ll realize she’s struck Velveeta gold with asking people questions such as Coke or Pepsi? Oreo or Hydrox? Hot dogs or hamburgers? Reeces Pieces or M&Ms?[/quote]

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