Lauren Sanchez

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Anonymous wrote:I think she's super tacky, but she doesn't trigger me the way she seems to other women. I think it's the fact she's an age appropriate mom from the carpool line and not like, a 19 year old Russian Instagram model. She seems fun and I don't begrudge him this pairing.

This is kinda how I feel. Well said.

It could just be so much worse. He could have picked up a Hilaria type and gone on to have 7 kids and a new family, but he went for someone in a similar life stage for his next chapter. I can dislike the filler and the fake boobs and tacky dresses but for this reason alone I can't work myself up to true vitriol against this couple.

I mean one of the texts he sent her that was published said he wanted to get "just a little" drunk with her and then wake up and have coffee and read the paper. If that's not ripe middle aged life stage stuff, what is?

Totally sounds like content that would get some trashy uneducated jersey chaser super turned on. She’s a home wrecking conniving gold digger.

Tony Gonzalez has actually been photographed vacationing on the Bezos yacht. He doesn't seem too torn up about the whole situation.

Of course not. They have a kid together who is taken care of by the Bezos money. Same for her ex-husband. He married a model 20 years younger than her…and is off the hook for alimony.

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Anonymous wrote:I think she's super tacky, but she doesn't trigger me the way she seems to other women. I think it's the fact she's an age appropriate mom from the carpool line and not like, a 19 year old Russian Instagram model. She seems fun and I don't begrudge him this pairing.

This is kinda how I feel. Well said.

It could just be so much worse. He could have picked up a Hilaria type and gone on to have 7 kids and a new family, but he went for someone in a similar life stage for his next chapter. I can dislike the filler and the fake boobs and tacky dresses but for this reason alone I can't work myself up to true vitriol against this couple.

I mean one of the texts he sent her that was published said he wanted to get "just a little" drunk with her and then wake up and have coffee and read the paper. If that's not ripe middle aged life stage stuff, what is?

Totally sounds like content that would get some trashy uneducated jersey chaser super turned on. She’s a home wrecking conniving gold digger.

Tony Gonzalez has actually been photographed vacationing on the Bezos yacht. He doesn't seem too torn up about the whole situation.

Of course not. They have a kid together who is taken care of by the Bezos money. Same for her ex-husband. He married a model 20 years younger than her…and is off the hook for alimony.

I feel like Lauren and Patrick never looked like a couple. I can't figure out how they even ended up on a date together.

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Anonymous wrote:I think she's super tacky, but she doesn't trigger me the way she seems to other women. I think it's the fact she's an age appropriate mom from the carpool line and not like, a 19 year old Russian Instagram model. She seems fun and I don't begrudge him this pairing.

This is kinda how I feel. Well said.

It could just be so much worse. He could have picked up a Hilaria type and gone on to have 7 kids and a new family, but he went for someone in a similar life stage for his next chapter. I can dislike the filler and the fake boobs and tacky dresses but for this reason alone I can't work myself up to true vitriol against this couple.

I mean one of the texts he sent her that was published said he wanted to get "just a little" drunk with her and then wake up and have coffee and read the paper. If that's not ripe middle aged life stage stuff, what is?

Totally sounds like content that would get some trashy uneducated jersey chaser super turned on. She’s a home wrecking conniving gold digger.

Tony Gonzalez has actually been photographed vacationing on the Bezos yacht. He doesn't seem too torn up about the whole situation.

DP. Why would he be torn up about it? They haven’t been together for 20 years and were never married.

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Anonymous wrote:I think she's super tacky, but she doesn't trigger me the way she seems to other women. I think it's the fact she's an age appropriate mom from the carpool line and not like, a 19 year old Russian Instagram model. She seems fun and I don't begrudge him this pairing.

This is kinda how I feel. Well said.

It could just be so much worse. He could have picked up a Hilaria type and gone on to have 7 kids and a new family, but he went for someone in a similar life stage for his next chapter. I can dislike the filler and the fake boobs and tacky dresses but for this reason alone I can't work myself up to true vitriol against this couple.

I mean one of the texts he sent her that was published said he wanted to get "just a little" drunk with her and then wake up and have coffee and read the paper. If that's not ripe middle aged life stage stuff, what is?

Totally sounds like content that would get some trashy uneducated jersey chaser super turned on. She’s a home wrecking conniving gold digger.

Tony Gonzalez has actually been photographed vacationing on the Bezos yacht. He doesn't seem too torn up about the whole situation.

Of course not. They have a kid together who is taken care of by the Bezos money. Same for her ex-husband. He married a model 20 years younger than her…and is off the hook for alimony.

I feel like Lauren and Patrick never looked like a couple. I can't figure out how they even ended up on a date together.

Oh, I can. Pretty obvious that he was attracted by her brains and business acumen.

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Anonymous wrote:I think she's super tacky, but she doesn't trigger me the way she seems to other women. I think it's the fact she's an age appropriate mom from the carpool line and not like, a 19 year old Russian Instagram model. She seems fun and I don't begrudge him this pairing.

This is kinda how I feel. Well said.

It could just be so much worse. He could have picked up a Hilaria type and gone on to have 7 kids and a new family, but he went for someone in a similar life stage for his next chapter. I can dislike the filler and the fake boobs and tacky dresses but for this reason alone I can't work myself up to true vitriol against this couple.

I mean one of the texts he sent her that was published said he wanted to get "just a little" drunk with her and then wake up and have coffee and read the paper. If that's not ripe middle aged life stage stuff, what is?

Totally sounds like content that would get some trashy uneducated jersey chaser super turned on. She’s a home wrecking conniving gold digger.

Tony Gonzalez has actually been photographed vacationing on the Bezos yacht. He doesn't seem too torn up about the whole situation.

Of course not. They have a kid together who is taken care of by the Bezos money. Same for her ex-husband. He married a model 20 years younger than her…and is off the hook for alimony.

I feel like Lauren and Patrick never looked like a couple. I can't figure out how they even ended up on a date together.

Oh, I can. Pretty obvious that he was attracted by her brains and business acumen.

And her ability to fly a helicopter.

I can't believe you forgot to mention that.

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Both Lauren Sanchez and Kimberly Guillfoyle have that weird plastic surgery look.

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Anonymous wrote:I think she's super tacky, but she doesn't trigger me the way she seems to other women. I think it's the fact she's an age appropriate mom from the carpool line and not like, a 19 year old Russian Instagram model. She seems fun and I don't begrudge him this pairing.

This is kinda how I feel. Well said.

It could just be so much worse. He could have picked up a Hilaria type and gone on to have 7 kids and a new family, but he went for someone in a similar life stage for his next chapter. I can dislike the filler and the fake boobs and tacky dresses but for this reason alone I can't work myself up to true vitriol against this couple.

I mean one of the texts he sent her that was published said he wanted to get "just a little" drunk with her and then wake up and have coffee and read the paper. If that's not ripe middle aged life stage stuff, what is?

Totally sounds like content that would get some trashy uneducated jersey chaser super turned on. She’s a home wrecking conniving gold digger.

Tony Gonzalez has actually been photographed vacationing on the Bezos yacht. He doesn't seem too torn up about the whole situation.

Of course not. They have a kid together who is taken care of by the Bezos money. Same for her ex-husband. He married a model 20 years younger than her…and is off the hook for alimony.

I feel like Lauren and Patrick never looked like a couple. I can't figure out how they even ended up on a date together.

Oh, I can. Pretty obvious that he was attracted by her brains and business acumen.

And her ability to fly a helicopter.

I can't believe you forgot to mention that.

AHHH,yes! Thank you for the reminder!

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Anonymous wrote:Both Lauren Sanchez and Kimberly Guillfoyle have that weird plastic surgery look.

+1

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Anonymous wrote:Both Lauren Sanchez and Kimberly Guillfoyle have that weird plastic surgery look.

I thought they were identical tweens.

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Anonymous wrote:Both Lauren Sanchez and Kimberly Guillfoyle have that weird plastic surgery look.

+1

I think this is the “California plastic surgery look”. I saw it a lot when I was there. It seems to definitely be a thing.

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Anonymous wrote:Both Lauren Sanchez and Kimberly Guillfoyle have that weird plastic surgery look.

+1

I think this is the “California plastic surgery look”. I saw it a lot when I was there. It seems to definitely be a thing.

It's "Mar-A-Lago face," a MAGA-specific variant.

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Anonymous wrote:I think she's super tacky, but she doesn't trigger me the way she seems to other women. I think it's the fact she's an age appropriate mom from the carpool line and not like, a 19 year old Russian Instagram model. She seems fun and I don't begrudge him this pairing.

This is kinda how I feel. Well said.

It could just be so much worse. He could have picked up a Hilaria type and gone on to have 7 kids and a new family, but he went for someone in a similar life stage for his next chapter. I can dislike the filler and the fake boobs and tacky dresses but for this reason alone I can't work myself up to true vitriol against this couple.

I mean one of the texts he sent her that was published said he wanted to get "just a little" drunk with her and then wake up and have coffee and read the paper. If that's not ripe middle aged life stage stuff, what is?

Totally sounds like content that would get some trashy uneducated jersey chaser super turned on. She’s a home wrecking conniving gold digger.

Tony Gonzalez has actually been photographed vacationing on the Bezos yacht. He doesn't seem too torn up about the whole situation.

Of course not. They have a kid together who is taken care of by the Bezos money. Same for her ex-husband. He married a model 20 years younger than her…and is off the hook for alimony.

I feel like Lauren and Patrick never looked like a couple. I can't figure out how they even ended up on a date together.

Oh, I can. Pretty obvious that he was attracted by her brains and business acumen.

And her ability to fly a helicopter.

I can't believe you forgot to mention that.

She didn't have a pilot's license when she met Patrick.

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Anonymous wrote:Both Lauren Sanchez and Kimberly Guillfoyle have that weird plastic surgery look.

Kristy Noem too. The MAGA makeover.

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Can you imagine having to wake-up and see that face everyday?!? That's a special kind of hell. I'm surprised that Gavin Newsom was married to Kimberly and his current wife looks so different from Kimberly.

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Anonymous wrote:Can you imagine having to wake-up and see that face everyday?!? That's a special kind of hell. I'm surprised that Gavin Newsom was married to Kimberly and his current wife looks so different from Kimberly.

KimG looked fresh-faced and really beautiful in her Newsom days. The freak show came much later.