eHummer is coming!! 100% EV Hummer, reservations being taken now!!!

[Anonymous]

https://www.gmc.com/electric-truck/hummer-ev#getemailupdates

OMG, I can’t wait for this thing!!!! I’ve always wanted one of these, but I’ve always refused because they use so much gas and put so much carbon into the atmosphere. Not anymore!!! Woooooohoooooo!!!!

100% electric, it’s as clean as a Tesla or Leaf. And just as fast as a Tesla, too! 0-60 in under 4 seconds!!! About the same price as a Tesla Model S P75/P85, too. No more hearing about “gas guzzling Hummer killing the planet“, it’s electric! Fewer carbon emissions (zero!) than a “dirty” Toyota Prius!!! This thing is as green as any other EV out there!

I’m reserving one next month.

[Anonymous]

Dying. This is hilarious.

[Anonymous]

Ok person who obviously isn’t doing gorilla marketing for gm

[Anonymous]

I’ll take two!!!!

[Anonymous]

It's not killing the environment! And you won't notice the children you killed when you ran them over because the ride is *that* smooth!

Where's muh marketing payment.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It's not killing the environment! And you won't notice the children you killed when you ran them over because the ride is *that* smooth!

Where's muh marketing payment.

I’m pretty sure you could run over children with pretty much any car.

Cognitive disconnect. You haz it.

[Anonymous]

Typical GM garbage.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It's not killing the environment! And you won't notice the children you killed when you ran them over because the ride is *that* smooth!

Where's muh marketing payment.

Send me your email with routing and account number so I can have it deposited for you.

[Anonymous]

SIGN ME UPPPPPPP!!! OMG!!!!!

[Anonymous]

I'm so glad that GM is moving electric and if we can get hummer drivers to go electric that goes a long way.

[Anonymous]

you guys are late to the party, all orders are already sold out..

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's not killing the environment! And you won't notice the children you killed when you ran them over because the ride is *that* smooth!

Where's muh marketing payment.

I’m pretty sure you could run over children with pretty much any car.

Cognitive disconnect. You haz it.

Ability to see kids is much better in a sedan than these compensation-sized beasts.

[Anonymous]

I think it's pretty cool. I like you can remove the roof panels like the Jeep and new Bronco. I like that it has a look that I won't get tired of. I appreciate Tesla for pushing the boundaries with the Cyber Truck, but I know I'd get tired of the look after a week. By being edging looking it will severely date itself.

The Chevy Silverado EV will be more useful with a larger bed, etc, but I appreciate the Hummer one for what it is. I liked the original H2 and like this as well. Makes a statement and is fun.

[Anonymous]

CAGES!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's not killing the environment! And you won't notice the children you killed when you ran them over because the ride is *that* smooth!

Where's muh marketing payment.

I’m pretty sure you could run over children with pretty much any car.

Cognitive disconnect. You haz it.

Ability to see kids is much better in a sedan than these compensation-sized beasts.

It has camera and proximity sensor systems on all sides. There are literally ZERO blind areas where a kid could be. Even if the driver wasn’t watching the dash monitor, the safety system would automatically stop the vehicle if a kid walked in front of it.

It’s going to be literally THE SAFEST vehicle you can get, when it hits the market.


That must just be like a knife in the guts to people like you, huh?