eHummer is coming!! 100% EV Hummer, reservations being taken now!!!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:It's not killing the environment! And you won't notice the children you killed when you ran them over because the ride is *that* smooth!

Where's muh marketing payment.

I’m pretty sure you could run over children with pretty much any car.

Cognitive disconnect. You haz it.

Ability to see kids is much better in a sedan than these compensation-sized beasts.

It has camera and proximity sensor systems on all sides. There are literally ZERO blind areas where a kid could be. Even if the driver wasn’t watching the dash monitor, the safety system would automatically stop the vehicle if a kid walked in front of it.

It’s going to be literally THE SAFEST vehicle you can get, when it hits the market.


That must just be like a knife in the guts to people like you, huh?

Only as safe as the diver behind the wheel is. Computers make mistakes all the time. That's why we're not all riding in self driving cars yet.

[Anonymous]

FFS, the mass of this car still requires huge amounts of energy, and around here that will be from coal power plants.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:FFS, the mass of this car still requires huge amounts of energy, and around here that will be from coal power plants.

Uh, NOPE!

You can choose to buy your electricity from providers who use 100% wind, solar, hydroelectric or geothermal sources.

Depending on where you choose to buy your electricity, this vehicle has absolutely zero carbon footprint.

Admit it - you just hate it because you think people shouldn’t be driving them no matter how clean they are. Because you just don’t like them. Have the honesty to just say so.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:FFS, the mass of this car still requires huge amounts of energy, and around here that will be from coal power plants.

So Tesla’s are actually coal-powered?

Is that what you’re saying?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:FFS, the mass of this car still requires huge amounts of energy, and around here that will be from coal power plants.

Uh, NOPE!

You can choose to buy your electricity from providers who use 100% wind, solar, hydroelectric or geothermal sources.

Depending on where you choose to buy your electricity, this vehicle has absolutely zero carbon footprint.

Admit it - you just hate it because you think people shouldn’t be driving them no matter how clean they are. Because you just don’t like them. Have the honesty to just say so.

ok GM shill

[Anonymous]

I thought the whole point of a Hummer was to prove to liberals that you don’t care about the environment. This defeats that purpose, no?

[Anonymous]

That's awesome.

You can't stop tasteless people from wanting one of the gaudiest and ugliest cars ever made, but at least you can force them to go green while showing everyone they made it out of the trailer park.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I thought the whole point of a Hummer was to prove to liberals that you don’t care about the environment. This defeats that purpose, no?

I'm a liberal and I owned a Hummer.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I thought the whole point of a Hummer was to prove to liberals that you don’t care about the environment. This defeats that purpose, no?

It’s kinda funny that all the people who said they hated Hummers originally because they used too much gas and polluted too much are now scrambling to invent new reasons to hate them now. And it puts them in a tough spot, because they can’t criticize it without also opening up Teslas -their personal Holy Grail status symbol of cars - to the same criticism.

Ultimately it will likely come down to “it’s just a vain, expensive status symbol” .

And a Model S isn’t?

Hahahahahahahaha!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That's awesome.

You can't stop tasteless people from wanting one of the gaudiest and ugliest cars ever made, but at least you can force them to go green while showing everyone they made it out of the trailer park.

So, bitter-hater, party of one?

[Anonymous]

Electric Escalade is next.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Electric Escalade is next.

Sexy AF

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:FFS, the mass of this car still requires huge amounts of energy, and around here that will be from coal power plants.

So Tesla’s are actually coal-powered?

Is that what you’re saying?

If you are in one of the 18 states that still use coal, and even each of those doesn't rely solely on coal.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:FFS, the mass of this car still requires huge amounts of energy, and around here that will be from coal power plants.

So Tesla’s are actually coal-powered?

Is that what you’re saying?

If you are in one of the 18 states that still use coal, and even each of those doesn't rely solely on coal.

You clearly have no idea how the three national power grids work.

Hint: it’s not state-by-state.... except for Texas

[Anonymous]

Hard pass. It *might* be more environmentally friendly but is still dumb.