Another game! Would you rather...

Anonymous
Answer the previous poster's Would you rather question and then post one of your own!

Would you rather eat a whole stick of butter or five tablespoons of hot sauce?
Anonymous
The butter, I hate hot sauce.


Would you rather be deaf or blind?
Anonymous
A whole stick of butter.

Would you rather always be 25 pounds overweight or be skinny but have cellulite all over?
Anonymous
25 pounds overweight.

Would you rather have a bigger butt or smaller boobs?
Anonymous
Skinny with cellulite

Would you rather have no sense of smell or no sense of taste?
Anonymous
I am skinny with cellulite, it's not that bad so I will take skinny. (unless the cellulite was literally be all over, like on my face and hands and arms, etc).

I'd rather be deaf than blind, but either would suck, obviously.

But enough gloom and doom. Would you rather drive:

a car with a busted side window (covered with plastic and duct tape) and the letters written on the side "pimpin ain't easy"

or

The general lee? (and the horn is stuck)

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:25 pounds overweight.

Would you rather have a bigger butt or smaller boobs?


Smaller boobs. You can always add padding or get implants.
Anonymous
general lee for sure.

if you had to do one or the other, would you streak the zoo naked, or spend half the day naked on a public beach with your family.
Anonymous
Naked on a beach with family.

Would you rather eat a booger from your MIL or a toe nail from your FIL?
Anonymous
MIL booger, I think.
Would you rather: swim with sharks that have recently eaten, or spend a week in Crawford, TX with the Bushes?
Anonymous
Sorry, but I'd rather spend a week with the Bushes. Could be fascinating.

Would you rather have sex with Carrot Top or Mike Tyson?
Anonymous
Carrot Top - I least i could laugh about it.

Would you rather be an alcoholic or a drug addict?
Anonymous
Definitely an alcoholic. At least I could partake around my friends, it's legal, and without as much stigma attached to it (easier to get help).

Would you rather do Weird Al or Lil Wayne?
Anonymous
Hot sauce.
Would you rather be a little dumb and very pretty, or very bright and not so cute.
You know, Janet Reno or Sarah Palin.
Anonymous
A little dumb and very pretty.

Would you rather have 500 tarantualas crawling in your house or 1000 crickets jumping around your room?
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