Another game! Would you rather...

[Anonymous]

Sarah Palin (I wouldn't be bright enough to know what I don't know...ya know)?


Mickey Rourke (in full "Wrestler" gear) or Ed Asner?

[Anonymous]

CRICKETS

Eat a bowl of pus or a bowl of scabs?

[Anonymous]

Sorry, but I have to interrupt. 14:47 hijacked me by answering the first question - so against the rules!

I'd rather eat the scabs. Salty and crunchy.

And from my hijacked post:

Definitely an alcoholic. At least I could partake around my friends, it's legal, and without as much stigma attached to it (easier to get help).

Would you rather do Weird Al or Lil Wayne?

[Anonymous]

Lil Wayne.

Would you rather shovel snow for 12 hours each day every day in 30 degree snowy weather, or dig ditches 12 hours each day every day in 95 degree humid weather?

[Anonymous]

I'd pick shoveling.

Would you rather have your husband have a one-night-stand or a serious emotional affair (but no sex involved) with a coworker?

[Anonymous]

One night stand.

Would you rather give a herpes penis a blow job or have sex with it?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:One night stand.

Would you rather give a herpes penis a blow job or have sex with it?

Considering you'll get herpes either way, have sex with it - that way you're not looking at it.


Would you rather lose your husband to another woman or to a gay/bisexual man?

[Anonymous]

gay man

would you rather be locked in a room with a naked dr phil or naked oprah?

[Anonymous]

Oprah.

Would you rather die a slow painful death but have time to make amends/say goodbye or get hit by a truck and die instantly?

[Anonymous]

Naked Oprah totally.

Would you rather have a toddler diarrhea poop explosion on a stuck Metro car, or a toddler vomit explosion?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oprah.

Would you rather die a slow painful death but have time to make amends/say goodbye or get hit by a truck and die instantly?

I'd rather die slowly and make amends.


Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with someone you hate?

[Anonymous]

Someone who hates me.

Would you rather go to Thailand or Italy?

[Anonymous]

Italy

Would you rather be naked outside right now or wearing ski gear in the summer?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Italy

Would you rather be naked outside right now or wearing ski gear in the summer?

Naked outside right now.

Would you rather sweat profusely all the time, or foam at the mouth all the time?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Italy

Would you rather be naked outside right now or wearing ski gear in the summer?

Naked outside right now.

Would you rather sweat profusely all the time, or foam at the mouth all the time?

foam at the mouth - I could explain it as having a latte addiction.