Annoying moms

[Anonymous]

I know!! I get such looks when people see my kids get dessert (1 scoop real ice cream or one popsicle) every damn night! But they also devour brocolli, talapia, flaxseed bread, yogurt, etc. Tney are so healthy so i dont see whats so bad about dessert! Everything in moderation!

[Anonymous]

ps what the hell is a "gusher"? sounds hilariously gross!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:ps what the hell is a "gusher"? sounds hilariously gross!

It is a "fruit" snack, but it is filled with an icky fruit flavored goo.

[Anonymous]

My sister in law did not let her kid have an ice cream cone until he was four. And then we had to break her arm, he ran and hid behind a corner and scarfed it down because he was afraid she would take it!! I also know a mom who give her kids candy non-stop but then freaks out if someone gives them soda, like soda is evil but lollipops aren't.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I know!! I get such looks when people see my kids get dessert (1 scoop real ice cream or one popsicle) every damn night! But they also devour brocolli, talapia, flaxseed bread, yogurt, etc. Tney are so healthy so i dont see whats so bad about dessert! Everything in moderation![/quote

so true!!

[Anonymous]

My sis-in-law doesn't allow her kids too much fruit! It's so bizarre! They are not allowed fruit until they eat everything else on the plate and then they only get a tiny spoon full! What a whack job seriously. Then she sits there and eats a bowl full right in front of them!

[Anonymous]

I'm also annoyed by moms who talk really loud to their kids in public, because they think strangers will be amused their their witty repartee. You know, the ones in the supermarket aisle saying, "No, buddy, we can't eat ice cream for dinner!", while they're smiling and looking at you.

Your kid may be adorable. You, however, are annoying.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm also annoyed by moms who talk really loud to their kids in public, because they think strangers will be amused their their witty repartee. You know, the ones in the supermarket aisle saying, "No, buddy, we can't eat ice cream for dinner!", while they're smiling and looking at you.

Your kid may be adorable. You, however, are annoying.

i don't know how i evolved into that person...I will watch it in the future.

[Anonymous]

I heard a mom in a pizza parlor tell her three year old, "Drink all your soda, then you can play on the toys" ha ha funny

[Anonymous]

Moms who ask their kids to run to the store and get them their smokes when they run out.

[Anonymous]

Moms who treat nannies, babysitters and anyone they consider "the help" like shit.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm also annoyed by moms who talk really loud to their kids in public, because they think strangers will be amused their their witty repartee. You know, the ones in the supermarket aisle saying, "No, buddy, we can't eat ice cream for dinner!", while they're smiling and looking at you.

Your kid may be adorable. You, however, are annoying.

I am this person. Maybe. (But I don't talk loud to amuse anyone but maybe my daughter. Plus I'm a talker. And I have a voice that carries.)

(Dammit. I am self conscious now!)

((((Look at all my parentheses... trying to talk more softly.))))

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Moms who ask their kids to run to the store and get them their smokes when they run out.

Do moms still do this, I thought that became impossible with the whole "we card everyone who looks under 29" thing. I remember when trashy moms would write a note of permission for the kid to buy the cigs, and the store would scotch tape the notes on the cigarette display!! That way, the kid only needed the one note. Those were the days!!

[Anonymous]

moms who thing they are entitled to a four month maternity leave, and expect their replacement to work a split week when they return, so that they can have four days off in a row.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Moms who ask their kids to run to the store and get them their smokes when they run out.

Do moms still do this, I thought that became impossible with the whole "we card everyone who looks under 29" thing. I remember when trashy moms would write a note of permission for the kid to buy the cigs, and the store would scotch tape the notes on the cigarette display!! That way, the kid only needed the one note. Those were the days!![/quote

HYSTERICAL!!! Are you from Queens by any chance?