Are you packing condoms in your kid's college stuff?

[Anonymous]

Teenage boy enters the corner pharmacy, whispers to the pharmacist that he has a date and needs ‘protection’.
“Well” says the pharmacist, “I have several options for you.”
“I have the high school package of 3- one for Friday, one for Saturday, one for Sunday.”
“Or the college pack of 6-two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday.”
The pharmacist grinned, “You don’t need this yet, son, but we also sell the married couples pack- a dozen!”
“A dozen!” exclaimed the boy.
“Yes, a dozen! One for January, one for February, one for March...

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I did not, but then my children are late bloomers and will not need them for a few more years.

As a certified late bloomer... lol no

Only 39% of white high school seniors have had sex and 82% were with long term partners over 6 months.

I don’t think you realize how many kids are NOT having sex. There is one group of skanks in my daughter’s private school. The rest don’t see in any rush to spread their legs for fun. They are busy with school, sports, clubs, etc..

Everyone still has this vision of Animal House. Packing condemns as a parent is awkward and not needed. They already have pressure from their own friends. Now mom is encouraging him to get laid? Weird and icky.

Agree with the bold, do not agree with other comments not bolded (i.e. I would never call anyone a "skank" or refer to sex in the crude way PP does).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Dental dams as well as condoms. Oral sex is common.

LOL. Good luck on that one. Your kid isn't going to be licking plastic. And you can't get HIV that way anyway. That was an 80s era misunderstanding of HIV. Have you been making your husband lick plastic all these years?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dental dams as well as condoms. Oral sex is common.

LOL. Good luck on that one. Your kid isn't going to be licking plastic. And you can't get HIV that way anyway. That was an 80s era misunderstanding of HIV. Have you been making your husband lick plastic all these years?

NP here and I wouldn't dare suggest anything like this to my kid but I did want to mention that there are STI's you can get through oral sex. I know someone who contracted genital herpes on her mouth through oral sex.

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Anonymous wrote:Do you start your daughter on birth control before she leaves for college? Honest question that I've been thinking about lately.

All my friend did. BTW IUD is the new rage.

I thought you couldn't get an IUD unless you had given birth first? That's what I was told when I got my IUD.

DD got her IUD after the abortion. You need to find a different doctor.

[Anonymous]

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