Summer House (Bravo)

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Anonymous wrote:I'm two episodes in and feel like this is another boring season. These people are so nerdy!
Carl: saying 'more life' constantly
Lauren: the blow up doll of sister was funny the first time, but now it's the same lame joke over and over
Kyle: the mullet bandana

Some of this isn't even funny. Actually maybe I've hit on something- these were the nerdy people who didn't party in college and now need to binge drink at 30 to show they are 'cool'.
I mean, who the hell wants a jello shot past college?

Getting a "share house" on Fire Island or the Hamptons for the summer is a rite-of-passage for NYC young professionals from mid 20s to early 30s. And yes, they are obviously hamming it up for the camera.

Ages:
Stephen - 28
Carl - 33
Amit - 33
Danielle - 29
Wirkus twins - 29
Lindsay - 31
Amanda - 26
Kyle - 34

I know A LOT of people the same ages in both DC and NYC who drink all the time, similar to the Summer House cast.

Absolutely! And ski houses in Vermont in the winter. Nothing they are doing is out of the ordinary for NYers. Best times of my life were summers in the hamptons.

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Why, why, why am I so hooked on this show?

My take -

Lindsey - Hated her last season; hate her even more this season. She just annoys me. And she is no where near as attractive as she thinks she is.

Stephen - Love him. Hope he finds someone special.

Kyle/Amanda - Love them as a couple. She is the ultimate cool chick. I kind of think she is too good for him, but they have great chemistry together. You can tell that they would have an amazing long-term relationship. She's playing it perfectly.

Danielle - I'm kind of bored by her already.

Amit - He's playing it cool. Nothing to really love or hate.

Wirkus - I'm oddly fascinated by Lauren. It's weird to me that she doesn't have more guys hanging all over her because she does seem kind of fun - although it was funny that Carl shooed away those potential guys at her sister's bachelorette party. I think it's probably hard for her to meet guys that meet her height requirement.

Carl - I missed the WWHL episode but thought that he was acting strange at the Pride parade. It was like he wanted to hook up - so he ditched Stephen and Lauren. He is probably deep in the closet.

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Anonymous wrote:Why, why, why am I so hooked on this show?

My take -

Lindsey - Hated her last season; hate her even more this season. She just annoys me. And she is no where near as attractive as she thinks she is.

Stephen - Love him. Hope he finds someone special.

Kyle/Amanda - Love them as a couple. She is the ultimate cool chick. I kind of think she is too good for him, but they have great chemistry together. You can tell that they would have an amazing long-term relationship. She's playing it perfectly.

Danielle - I'm kind of bored by her already.

Amit - He's playing it cool. Nothing to really love or hate.

Wirkus - I'm oddly fascinated by Lauren. It's weird to me that she doesn't have more guys hanging all over her because she does seem kind of fun - although it was funny that Carl shooed away those potential guys at her sister's bachelorette party. I think it's probably hard for her to meet guys that meet her height requirement.

Carl - I missed the WWHL episode but thought that he was acting strange at the Pride parade. It was like he wanted to hook up - so he ditched Stephen and Lauren. He is probably deep in the closet.

Good synopsis.

My view on Amanda: she knows she's waaaaaaaaaaay too good for Kyle. He's hitting way above his weight class with her. She's using the show to raise her profile. She will eventually dump Kyle for an older, very wealthy man. Personally, I think she's by far the most beautiful woman on the show. And yes, she's the "ultimate cool chick!"

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Anonymous wrote:Yes! He turned beet red on WWHL last night when Andy asked him about it. He didn't deny it, or deny saying it to Stephen. He just reaffirmed that he's 1000% hetero (orly??).

I can't decide if I think he said it to get Stephen interested in him "that way." If so, he deserved to be put on blast over it. I think Stephen too it that way whether call meant it that way or not.

I thought he admitted it on wwhl? I don't understand how he can be hetero if he got head from a guy. And then say it's the best he ever got.

He said on WWHL something along the lines that “it was something that happened in college” and then went on and on about how straight he is.

And yes, I’m now super curious about his relationship with Stephen. It seems that Stephen is being very protective of Lauren - either he knows Carl is engaging in risky behavior or Stephen and Carl had a fling. The entire situation is bizarre.

People experiment, especially when they're young. The fact that he kept on stating over and over again that he's straight is way more suspicious. If it was a one time thing that's in the past, then he wouldn't have reacted so defensively.

Btw, you don't need to be attracted to the person giving you oral sex in order to enjoy it. It's like a massage. When the human body is manipulated in a certain way, it will respond. Maybe the guy giving him head was really good and he hasn't met a woman whose skills were comparable.

Uh NO. If you are getting oral from a guy, think it's the best you ever had, you are not straight. Ask some straight guys

You are stupid.really that means you are gay? I got the best head of my life from someone of the same sex as me and it was awesome. I’m not gay. You can enjoy something and experiment and not be gay. Go away weird conservative!

Why don't you poll 10 straight dudes and see what they say.

NP-You can poll 100, most men will never, ever admit because people are too quick to judge and label.

Sorry but that's not true. You and carl should just come out already

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Anonymous wrote:Wow Lindsey is so desperate throwing herself at that trainer. I can't believe how floppy her little boobs are at 31 - we are talking tennis ball in a tube sock.

HARSHBURGER.

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Anonymous wrote:Wow Lindsey is so desperate throwing herself at that trainer. I can't believe how floppy her little boobs are at 31 - we are talking tennis ball in a tube sock.

HARSHBURGER.

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I don’t get why she’s always wearing dresses where she tapes her boobs to her armpits and then has this naked expanse of chest showing. That style just isn’t attractive on her body. A bony rib cage isn’t sexy. Generally people who wear those have a decent amount of side boob showing.

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Anonymous wrote:Fact. Men can suck another mans dick better then most women.

So 2 girls experiment in college. It’s mind blowing. She gets married to a man. Is she really gay?

Fact according to just you and Carl?!?!? Ok then. Stay in the closet with carl and suck off each other.

Props...

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Amanda is by far my favorite.

I don't get the Lindsey hate. I think she's intelligent, good looking, and fun to watch.

Danielle is boring as hell. Amit is getting there as well.

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Anonymous wrote:Amanda is by far my favorite.

I don't get the Lindsey hate. I think she's intelligent, good looking, and fun to watch.

Danielle is boring as hell. Amit is getting there as well.

Agree. So far they bring nothing to the show. They didn’t need Carl’s ex for the Wirkus to bring the drama. She’s perfectly capable on her own.

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Anonymous wrote:Amanda is by far my favorite.

I don't get the Lindsey hate. I think she's intelligent, good looking, and fun to watch.

Danielle is boring as hell. Amit is getting there as well.

Agree. So far they bring nothing to the show. They didn’t need Carl’s ex for the Wirkus to bring the drama. She’s perfectly capable on her own.

Amanda seems like the only normal one. Lauren, Carl, Kyle are too old to be acting that way, despite pps saying the behavior is normal. I think those three come off as pathetic drunken idiots. Danielle and Amit are boring. Lindsay is just ok.

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Lauren is so gross with her fake boobs and horse face. She's also psychotic. I actually like Danielle....she seems sweet and genuine. Kyle cracks me up in a white trash sort of way. Carl is a loser. Steven is sad......he needs to get more comfortable with who he is. Who did I miss?

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Anonymous wrote:Lauren is so gross with her fake boobs and horse face. She's also psychotic. I actually like Danielle....she seems sweet and genuine. Kyle cracks me up in a white trash sort of way. Carl is a loser. Steven is sad......he needs to get more comfortable with who he is. Who did I miss?

I don't think Lauren's boobs are fake - she is big all over (Amazonian). Its more her gigantic man-jaw that scares me along with her deep seated crazy.

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Anonymous wrote:Lauren is so gross with her fake boobs and horse face. She's also psychotic. I actually like Danielle....she seems sweet and genuine. Kyle cracks me up in a white trash sort of way. Carl is a loser. Steven is sad......he needs to get more comfortable with who he is. Who did I miss?

I don't think Lauren's boobs are fake - she is big all over (Amazonian). Its more her gigantic man-jaw that scares me along with her deep seated crazy.

YES! From a distance she could appear pretty but that face! That's a lot to take in from a normal distance.

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Anonymous wrote:Lauren is so gross with her fake boobs and horse face. She's also psychotic. I actually like Danielle....she seems sweet and genuine. Kyle cracks me up in a white trash sort of way. Carl is a loser. Steven is sad......he needs to get more comfortable with who he is. Who did I miss?

I don't think Lauren's boobs are fake - she is big all over (Amazonian). Its more her gigantic man-jaw that scares me along with her deep seated crazy.

YES! From a distance she could appear pretty but that face! That's a lot to take in from a normal distance.

+1000. You nailed it.....reminds me of that a scream mask....yikes!

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Anonymous wrote:Wow Lindsey is so desperate throwing herself at that trainer. I can't believe how floppy her little boobs are at 31 - we are talking tennis ball in a tube sock.

HARSHBURGER.

Truth

I don’t get why she’s always wearing dresses where she tapes her boobs to her armpits and then has this naked expanse of chest showing. That style just isn’t attractive on her body. A bony rib cage isn’t sexy. Generally people who wear those have a decent amount of side boob showing.

Agree. When she went on the date with that guy, her outfit was just not flattering.