Summer House (Bravo)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't get Carl. That dude is not cute. My creep meter would shoot up the second he walked by.

+1000! He is NOT good looking at all!

[Anonymous]

How is Carl in dental sales? His teeth are scary?

Everett clearly has PTSD/ anger issues. He and his girlfriend are train wrecks.

If you need a laugh google Kyle's company Bird dogs

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How is Carl in dental sales? His teeth are scary?

Everett clearly has PTSD/ anger issues. He and his girlfriend are train wrecks.

If you need a laugh google Kyle's company Bird dogs

I think you may be right. He completely became unhinged over the text message stuff. But, she was off her rocker. He showed her the texts.

Also, I am suspect about her thing with her mother. She would have been in her mid-20's when her mother "abandoned" her and started another family.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:And Jaclyn is nowhere near as hot as she thinks she is.

She totally reminds me of Rocky from Below Deck, who was also pretty nutty. Does anyone else see the resemblance?

I do but she reminds me much more of Landon from Souther Charm. It's the scrunched face aren't I cute look. I don't think Jaclyn is psycho like Rocky.

Interesting. I kinda like Landon though. I could see being friends with her IRL. Jaclyn is an annoying cock-tease, and yea, Rocky was pretty psycho.

[Anonymous]

OP here. I missed some episodes/portions of episodes. Jaclyn was in episodes prior to this week?

The twins are a lot to take. Maybe it's the editing, but they seriously go on and on and on and on......loudly.....repeating things. Cristina reminds me of a Kristin Wiig character in SNL.....over emphasizing a supposed slight (seems true she was fired though?) and bringing more attention to it.

I think it will be funny to see the Carl-Lauren(?)-Jacyln situation play out.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How is Carl in dental sales? His teeth are scary?

Everett clearly has PTSD/ anger issues. He and his girlfriend are train wrecks.

If you need a laugh google Kyle's company Bird dogs

I think you may be right. He completely became unhinged over the text message stuff. But, she was off her rocker. He showed her the texts.

Also, I am suspect about her thing with her mother. She would have been in her mid-20's when her mother "abandoned" her and started another family.

I think she's 28 in this show, and that would have been when she was 18.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here. I missed some episodes/portions of episodes. Jaclyn was in episodes prior to this week?

The twins are a lot to take. Maybe it's the editing, but they seriously go on and on and on and on......loudly.....repeating things. Cristina reminds me of a Kristin Wiig character in SNL.....over emphasizing a supposed slight (seems true she was fired though?) and bringing more attention to it.

I think it will be funny to see the Carl-Lauren(?)-Jacyln situation play out.

Yes, maybe two episodes ago? She was flirting with Carl then too. And Lauren watched it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here. I missed some episodes/portions of episodes. Jaclyn was in episodes prior to this week?

The twins are a lot to take. Maybe it's the editing, but they seriously go on and on and on and on......loudly.....repeating things. Cristina reminds me of a Kristin Wiig character in SNL.....over emphasizing a supposed slight (seems true she was fired though?) and bringing more attention to it.

I think it will be funny to see the Carl-Lauren(?)-Jacyln situation play out.

I saw in one episode the twins said they are identical. I think they look different. Something with Lauren's face is more squished and her jaw is larger. Both pretty girls, but they don't look identical to me!

[Anonymous]

I don't find a single person on this show likable...but I keep watching.

Someone needs to tell Everett's girlfriend that her boobs are NOT her greatest asset. I keep staring at them, but for the wrong reasons. They look like pouches of beef stew. She has a killer body otherwise, but...jeez.

I did a "summer house" in Dewey in my early 20s. It was a nightmare. I remember one night I slept under the dining room table because we overbooked the number of renters for the summer and didn't have enough beds (this was before air mattresses). But these people are low to mid-30s...seems too old to be renting a "summer house" to me, but good for them.

They get SLOPPY drunk. It would take me a week to recover from one of their Friday or Saturday nights.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't find a single person on this show likable...but I keep watching.

Someone needs to tell Everett's girlfriend that her boobs are NOT her greatest asset. I keep staring at them, but for the wrong reasons. They look like pouches of beef stew. She has a killer body otherwise, but...jeez.

I did a "summer house" in Dewey in my early 20s. It was a nightmare. I remember one night I slept under the dining room table because we overbooked the number of renters for the summer and didn't have enough beds (this was before air mattresses). But these people are low to mid-30s...seems too old to be renting a "summer house" to me, but good for them.

They get SLOPPY drunk. It would take me a week to recover from one of their Friday or Saturday nights.

Lindsay's white dress at that party
Not enough boob to fill that out!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How is Carl in dental sales? His teeth are scary?

Everett clearly has PTSD/ anger issues. He and his girlfriend are train wrecks.

If you need a laugh google Kyle's company Bird dogs

I think you may be right. He completely became unhinged over the text message stuff. But, she was off her rocker. He showed her the texts.

Also, I am suspect about her thing with her mother. She would have been in her mid-20's when her mother "abandoned" her and started another family.

I think she's 28 in this show, and that would have been when she was 18.

Actually, she's in her mid-30's.

[Anonymous]

Kyle's impressions of Everett are hilarious!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here. I missed some episodes/portions of episodes. Jaclyn was in episodes prior to this week?

The twins are a lot to take. Maybe it's the editing, but they seriously go on and on and on and on......loudly.....repeating things. Cristina reminds me of a Kristin Wiig character in SNL.....over emphasizing a supposed slight (seems true she was fired though?) and bringing more attention to it.

I think it will be funny to see the Carl-Lauren(?)-Jacyln situation play out.

I saw in one episode the twins said they are identical. I think they look different. Something with Lauren's face is more squished and her jaw is larger. Both pretty girls, but they don't look identical to me!

I think they look mannish in the face. Tranny-like.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here. I missed some episodes/portions of episodes. Jaclyn was in episodes prior to this week?

The twins are a lot to take. Maybe it's the editing, but they seriously go on and on and on and on......loudly.....repeating things. Cristina reminds me of a Kristin Wiig character in SNL.....over emphasizing a supposed slight (seems true she was fired though?) and bringing more attention to it.

I think it will be funny to see the Carl-Lauren(?)-Jacyln situation play out.

I saw in one episode the twins said they are identical. I think they look different. Something with Lauren's face is more squished and her jaw is larger. Both pretty girls, but they don't look identical to me!

I think they look mannish in the face. Tranny-like.

Agree. Pretty but large girls.

There was a girl in a white one piece doing a dance like thing by the pool at the beginning of one of the last episodes - OMG it was like watching a praying mantis!

[Anonymous]

Is anyone watching now? This Lindsay and Everett breakup is too much. It's painful to watch.