Chances of getting into Hogwarts Next Year
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Anonymous
| I'm so glad my family can afford Smeltings. We all know that Hogwarts has had budget problems in recent years, and the Death Eaters' attack on the school has caused damaged that cannot be repaired before my DCs graduate. Also, the instruction that goes on at Hogwarts is rote and superficial because they're hyper-focussed on the meaningless OWLS tests that schools like Smeltings don't have to worry about. And I'm going to go there: I don't want my snowflake associating with penniless wizards like that HP kid who is probably on FARMS, or muggles. You can't go wrong at Smeltings...if you're lucky enough to afford it, like me. |
Anonymous
| If Hogwarts existed, DCUMers would be all over it. |
Anonymous
| Why do muggles keep coming onto this board? Why can't they stay on their own muggle board? Too many trolls. |
Anonymous
It's not like the people in our community go to their forums and put down the schools their student's attend. I'm sure that there are some great muggle schools but we would never consider them as they wouldn't meet the needs of our children. |
Anonymous
Muggles and trolls are very different creatures! I'm not sure if trolls are covered in Hagrid's Care of Magical Creatures class, but they're somewhere in the curriculum. |
Anonymous
I've heard that too, also mountain trolls. |
Anonymous
| OP here DC scored in the low 90's on her placement test, Hogwarts may be in DC's future afterall. I was hoping for the high 90's so that DC would get a scholarship. Oh well. Nothing to do at this point except save. |
Anonymous
| This was a brilliant thread. I love how many adults (like me) read and enjoyed the books (or maybe the Jim Dale audio). |
Anonymous
| OP here I just started reading the books again with DC#2 who is 7. I read them with DC#1 when DC#1 was at the same age. I honestly started this thread as when we looked at one of the HS's, my DC#2 thought the campus was actually Hogwarts. We've been to Universal so I don't know where he'd gotten his idea from but thought it would make for an interesting thread. Waiting for results and deciding where to apply has been very stressful. |
Anonymous
Go away Malfoy! |
Anonymous
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I found the Smeltings reference to be genius. Had forgotten that touch.
By the way, I read JK Rowling's adult books and both are very good. "The Casual Vacancy" is stark but very well-written -- it is as if she wanted to write about the most unmagical things in the universe (obesity; teen bullying; cutting; drug abuse; crummy boyfriends) to show that she was not a one-trick pony. Job accomplished -- but I had to put it down for a while as, again, it was rather stark. She is one hell of an observer of human nature. I read the book after seeing that Margaret Atwood, I think, thought it was undervalued, and I had to agree. But it made me cry in public as I was finishing it over coffee. Her mystery story, The Cuckoo's Calling, released under the pseudonym Robert Galbraith, is a great read and more in the "entertainment" category. |
Anonymous
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OP, I know that your DC scored better than you thought, but just in case you don't get into Hogwarts, you can send your child to Clortho, which is almost as good:
http://vimeo.com/54162829 |
Anonymous
One out of five girls pregnant with a demon baby - hilarious! |
Anonymous
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Exciting News, they now have an online program available:
http://www.hogwartsishere.com/ |