Bezos / Sanchez wedding fashion thread

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Anonymous wrote:Vogue has details about her wedding dress and some other wedding weekend attire: https://www.vogue.com/article/lauren-sanchez-and-jeff-bezos-are-married

And here for the dress from yesterday: https://www.vogue.com/article/lauren-sanchez-wedding-schiaparelli-couture-welcome-dinner#intcid=_vogue-article-bottom-recirc_9f807803-382f-4c51-8abc-7f405ab95254_text2vec1

Here's their pic of her wedding dress. I think the dress is gorgeous but would be better as either a sheath or a-line (I don't like the dramatic fishtail), and that she looks insane from the plastic surgery and corset.

Agree the fishtail is ugly. Why is she posing like that? Like she’s just puked

Since it's for Vogue, I'm sure they gave her tips on how to pose to work the angles of the dress. That's a classic "model pose" for that kind of fitted dress, but a non-model looks dumb doing it. But the cover photo that is more straight on is less flattering and makes her look shorter and wider:

I actually like the boddess of this and her veil. I agree the fishtail is meh. Should just hang straight. It's not bad though. Much better than I thought it would be.

But don't brides at these kinds of weddings get 2-3 dresses and change several times? She probably has at least one more for the reception.

What is a boddess?

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Anonymous wrote:They only invited 200 people and most of them are strangers, that’s really sad. I guess their families have disowned them. Looks more like met gala than a wedding, where’s the fashion? Her dresses are really bad. They may be designer but they weren’t designed for her.

70 family members, 130 the rest.

Truly bizarre.

Is it? I feel like my breakdown was similar. Maybe less family since my family is small.

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I assume Lauren is on Ozempic to have that grotesqe corseted waist!! And her face is beyond hideous. All that money, and that weird mouth and stretched out eyes are the best the surgeons and chemists could do with her face? Wealth does not convey taste.

This is probably THE tackiest wedding I've ever seen. The guests (most of whom do not know the bride and groom) should be embarrassed to be attending.

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Lauren needs to make an appointment with Kris’ plastic surgeon STAT. I’d like to as well.

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Anonymous wrote:Please tell me this isn't her wedding dress...

Is any part of this woman real? Those boobs??????
Her mouth?? Her nose?? Her eyes?? Her skin???

I'm guessing Bezos is blind. She is beyond hideous. Revolting is more accurate.

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Anonymous wrote:How does LS have such a tiny waist at 55?!!

Drugs.

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Anonymous wrote:I am confused by the whole thing- is Jeff Bezos actually friends with the Kardashians? And tom Brady? and Orlando bloom? Or does he have no friends and they just invited random celebrities?

I would think a wedding would be friends but maybe I am wrong.

Of course not. This is all fake. A promotional event for all these celebrities. They already got married, and this is all for show.

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Anonymous wrote:Not a fan of the buttons all the way up the front. Otherwise the dress is surprisingly modest and traditional. Who would have thought?

The dress is modest and traditional but because of her huge fake boobs and plastic face and hair extensions and the fact that the corset is cinched to create this exaggerated Kardashian silhouette, it does look trashy. Even though obviously it's a work of art by skilled artists. But she ruins it.

I think the reason Kardashians are so prominently featured is that they normalize her look. If the most famous people there were Leo and his girlfriend, Karlie Kloss, and Sydney Sweeney, Sanchez would look so especially tacky by comparison. But Khloe showed up to the rehearsal dinner in see through dress that showed her plastic butt cheeks, and all four of them wore skin tight, boobtacular, corset gowns to the wedding. Ivanka also looks incredibly tacky. All that hideous and tasteless nonsense is what is making Lauren look slightly less deranged. Kris Jenner looks downright fashionable and toned down as well.

Thinking about Huma Abedin's recent wedding and how she looked like a human woman, and her actual age, but glowing and beautiful and happy. That's class, I don't care if Lauren's dress cost 10x as much and technically a more beautiful dress. Better to be wearing a slightly unflattering shade of white but be a person than to pay a dozen consultants to match the lace of your dress to your (fake!) teeth and the whites of your eyes but be mostly made of plastic and totally soulless.