Bezos / Sanchez wedding fashion thread

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^^corset

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Anonymous wrote:Ugh, I am gonna say it: Kris Jenner's facelift looks good on her. And I like what I can see of her black dress.

She looks better than anyone there

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Anonymous wrote:Leonardo is looking like an old trash bag. What the heck. He looks horrible and unhealthy.

Greasy and bloated, as usual

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Anonymous wrote:Vogue has details about her wedding dress and some other wedding weekend attire: https://www.vogue.com/article/lauren-sanchez-and-jeff-bezos-are-married

And here for the dress from yesterday: https://www.vogue.com/article/lauren-sanchez-wedding-schiaparelli-couture-welcome-dinner#intcid=_vogue-article-bottom-recirc_9f807803-382f-4c51-8abc-7f405ab95254_text2vec1

Here's their pic of her wedding dress. I think the dress is gorgeous but would be better as either a sheath or a-line (I don't like the dramatic fishtail), and that she looks insane from the plastic surgery and corset.

Agree the fishtail is ugly. Why is she posing like that? Like she’s just puked

Since it's for Vogue, I'm sure they gave her tips on how to pose to work the angles of the dress. That's a classic "model pose" for that kind of fitted dress, but a non-model looks dumb doing it. But the cover photo that is more straight on is less flattering and makes her look shorter and wider:

I actually like the boddess of this and her veil. I agree the fishtail is meh. Should just hang straight. It's not bad though. Much better than I thought it would be.

But don't brides at these kinds of weddings get 2-3 dresses and change several times? She probably has at least one more for the reception.

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Anonymous wrote:They only invited 200 people and most of them are strangers, that’s really sad. I guess their families have disowned them. Looks more like met gala than a wedding, where’s the fashion? Her dresses are really bad. They may be designer but they weren’t designed for her.

70 family members, 130 the rest.

Truly bizarre.

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Anonymous wrote:Vogue has details about her wedding dress and some other wedding weekend attire: https://www.vogue.com/article/lauren-sanchez-and-jeff-bezos-are-married

And here for the dress from yesterday: https://www.vogue.com/article/lauren-sanchez-wedding-schiaparelli-couture-welcome-dinner#intcid=_vogue-article-bottom-recirc_9f807803-382f-4c51-8abc-7f405ab95254_text2vec1

Here's their pic of her wedding dress. I think the dress is gorgeous but would be better as either a sheath or a-line (I don't like the dramatic fishtail), and that she looks insane from the plastic surgery and corset.

Agree the fishtail is ugly. Why is she posing like that? Like she’s just puked

Since it's for Vogue, I'm sure they gave her tips on how to pose to work the angles of the dress. That's a classic "model pose" for that kind of fitted dress, but a non-model looks dumb doing it. But the cover photo that is more straight on is less flattering and makes her look shorter and wider:

I actually like the boddess of this and her veil. I agree the fishtail is meh. Should just hang straight. It's not bad though. Much better than I thought it would be.

But don't brides at these kinds of weddings get 2-3 dresses and change several times? She probably has at least one more for the reception.

I’m guessing Vogue did not love the 2nd and 3rd dresses enough to feature them.

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Anonymous wrote:This face looks like an alien monster from star trek

I really dislike this look on her. I think a dress like this looks the best on a tall, thin, basically curveless person where the corset and volume up top creates the illusion of a more hourglass figure and you notice the architectural detail of the top. The volume there isn't working for me on someone with such large breasts already.

I agree. I actually kind of like the dress but on a tall skinny woman with no chest. Adding in her balloons just makes it look bizarre.

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Anonymous wrote:I am confused by the whole thing- is Jeff Bezos actually friends with the Kardashians? And tom Brady? and Orlando bloom? Or does he have no friends and they just invited random celebrities?

I would think a wedding would be friends but maybe I am wrong.

Didn't they invite thousands of people? Idk. But they invited way more people than one person has the time to be friends with in real life...

200 people.

I think there's a list someplace of celebrities whom other celebrities' assistants just automatically invite to these things and no one really cares as long as the place looks filled. These people will go to anything so they're like reliable party rental guests. They all ask the same people: Kardashians, Jarvanka, Oprah, Leo, et al. Venn diagram with Met Gala and some star's star-studded birthday party.

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Anonymous wrote:This face looks like an alien monster from star trek

I really dislike this look on her. I think a dress like this looks the best on a tall, thin, basically curveless person where the corset and volume up top creates the illusion of a more hourglass figure and you notice the architectural detail of the top. The volume there isn't working for me on someone with such large breasts already.

+1

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Anonymous wrote:I’m no fan but her wedding dress is beautiful, tasteful and appropriate for the Italian setting. Good time for a broken clock to be right!

As someone who has lived extensively in Italy, it is not at all congruous with the Italian setting.

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Anonymous wrote:Sanchez always looks a little dirty to me. Like she’d leave bronzer residue and eyelashes on her pillow every night.

Gross. And true. And now I think I will always think of this when I think of her.

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Anonymous wrote:I’m no fan but her wedding dress is beautiful, tasteful and appropriate for the Italian setting. Good time for a broken clock to be right!

As someone who has lived extensively in Italy, it is not at all congruous with the Italian setting.

Agree. All those buttons in the front looks like she put it on backwards. She'll always be Ol' Dirty Sanchez to me.

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Anonymous wrote:Leonardo is looking like an old trash bag. What the heck. He looks horrible and unhealthy.

Greasy and bloated, as usual

Did you even see a pic of him? DM said he looked shockingly thin. And his hat covered his hair. There’s enough criticism to go around without making up sh$t.

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Anonymous wrote:Ugh, I am gonna say it: Kris Jenner's facelift looks good on her. And I like what I can see of her black dress.

She looks better than anyone there

I’d take her face with 30% less cheek “bones”. But her dress was a miss.

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Anonymous wrote:Leonardo is looking like an old trash bag. What the heck. He looks horrible and unhealthy.

Only photo I could find of him

Neither bloated or greasy.