Jeff Bezos' Amazon gives Melania Trump $40 million for documentary on her life

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Anonymous wrote:I’m curious does MAGA like her that much? Like they hate immigrants and she barely speaks English after being here decades.

They just care that she's beautiful. Having a barbie for a wife is their ultimate goal.

She's really not that "beautiful". That's the sad part about it.

Yes she has messed up her face with plastic surgery. She looks much older than she is with all the Botox and fillers.

She is an ugly monkey. She certainly looks like trans after all those surgeries.

It’s really interesting how all her gender-affirming care has turned her face into one that so closely resembles a man’s, specifically her husband’s.

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Nobody is going to pay these high movie ticket prices to watch Melania do whatever boring stuff she does.

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Oh hey what a coincidence

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Anonymous wrote:'Melania' doc to premiere at Trump's Kennedy Center

https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/2026/01/12/melania-documentary-trump-kennedy-center/88144853007/#

Talking to reporters on Air Force One Sunday, the president said a new documentary about his wife, first lady Melania Trump, would not disappoint. The project, set to be released on Amazon Prime Video Jan. 30, will premiere at the newly named Trump Kennedy Center.

"I've seen pieces of it, it's incredible," he said. "Everybody wants tickets to the premiere. I think it’s going to be great."

“Everybody wants tickets to the premiere.” LOL

Can’t wait for the ratings to come out on this one.

It'd be hilarious if people asked for tickets and then didn't show up.

Not hilarious at all if the ticket is considered sell for purposes of calculating interest. Make them have to give the tickets away due to lack of interest

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Anonymous wrote:I’m curious does MAGA like her that much? Like they hate immigrants and she barely speaks English after being here decades.

They just care that she's beautiful. Having a barbie for a wife is their ultimate goal.

She's really not that "beautiful". That's the sad part about it.

Yes she has messed up her face with plastic surgery. She looks much older than she is with all the Botox and fillers.

She is an ugly monkey. She certainly looks like trans after all those surgeries.

It’s really interesting how all her gender-affirming care has turned her face into one that so closely resembles a man’s, specifically her husband’s.

Shenisonly 55-years of age. Yikes. She looks very hard in the face, like her face is made of brick. She’s turning into The Thing from The Fantastic Four.

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Anonymous wrote:Nobody is going to pay these high movie ticket prices to watch Melania do whatever boring stuff she does.

Amazon isn’t doing this because they think the movie will sell well…this is a donation to the Trump family

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Anonymous wrote:Nobody is going to pay these high movie ticket prices to watch Melania do whatever boring stuff she does.

Amazon isn’t doing this because they think the movie will sell well…this is a donation to the Trump family

Duh. Of course they don’t care how little money it makes but I can’t wait to see the numbers.

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Anonymous wrote:Nobody is going to pay these high movie ticket prices to watch Melania do whatever boring stuff she does.

Amazon isn’t doing this because they think the movie will sell well…this is a donation to the Trump family

Duh. Of course they don’t care how little money it makes but I can’t wait to see the numbers.

Some MAGA billionaire will probably pay people to attend showings. Maybe Jeff Bezos himself

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Anonymous wrote:In all seriousness, how could this movie be anything but extraordinarily boring? And there's zero chance that MAGA is going to sit through it.

True. She hasn't done anything remotely interesting or compelling in her life that would warrant screen time. She has no schooling, no businesses, and no real life struggle. Anything that is even a little bit salacious would have been left out of the movie as well. They might as well have cast her as the new Forrest Gump.

I don't think she has any friends, either

I would pay to see her in a new Forrest gump movie where she is Forrest gump. That would be a hilariously bad movie.

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Anonymous wrote:This seems reminiscent of state sponsored propaganda in other countries. Mao’s wife was in movies all the time and film companies were required to use her in their movies.

I did not know this but looked it up and you're right. This makes this vanity movie even more chilling.

Who will Trump bribe or strong arm next for Melania? My guess is Vogue magazine, even though it's way past its prime. Melania and Trump have always been bitter about the fact that Vogue never featured her on its cover in her role as First Lady (although she was on the cover in 2005: "Donald Trump's New Bride.")

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/2025/01/30/vogue-magazine-first-lady-melania-trump-donald-anna-wintour/78050416007/

Note to Melania: all the money ad publicity in the world will not buy you class.

This is an interesting read for anyone not familiar with madame Mao. https://thechinaproject.com/2021/05/19/the-death-of-jiang-qing-a-k-a-madame-mao/

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Anonymous wrote:Nobody is going to pay these high movie ticket prices to watch Melania do whatever boring stuff she does.

Amazon isn’t doing this because they think the movie will sell well…this is a donation to the Trump family

Duh. Of course they don’t care how little money it makes but I can’t wait to see the numbers.

Prediction: This movie is going to TANK and Trump is going to sue Amazon for a billion dollars for not properly promoting it.

Meanwhile tonight at the White House:

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Does it come with subtitles since we hardly can understand her through her thick accent? I think she needs some training to gain an American accent, you know, since she was not born in the US.

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Anonymous wrote:Does it come with subtitles since we hardly can understand her through her thick accent? I think she needs some training to gain an American accent, you know, since she was not born in the US.

She didn’t come here legally, either. Unless you think a common whore is a genius?

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Anonymous wrote:Does it come with subtitles since we hardly can understand her through her thick accent? I think she needs some training to gain an American accent, you know, since she was not born in the US.

In the trailer she is a little more understandable, making me wonder if they somehow enhanced her speech.