What weird thing did your kid say today?
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Anonymous
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My 3 year old had 2 gems:
First: Me, looking at a tiny coffin-like house she had made for her toys: Can they breath in there? Her: No, Mommy. They don’t breath. They’re toys. Second: Her, walking out of the bathroom, holding her shorts: Mommy, I don’t want to wear pants. Typical. She’s half-naked most of the time. |
Anonymous
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I miss those days.
Enjoy, OP! |
Anonymous
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9yr old DD was watching Frozen and at some point during the movie when someone asked Anna if she knew about Elsa’s powers she said no.
DD: “She’s been lied to her entire life.” |
Anonymous
| My 3 year old insisted on leaning on my back while I scooped the cat boxes. When I asked her why, she said “it’s so you don’t fall in, Mommy.” |
Anonymous
| Much cuter than my stubborn 12 year old today - “you can’t make me learn anything if I don’t want to learn anything! I choose not to learn!” |
Anonymous
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2-year old, naming colors:
Pink Red ORANGES Yellow Green Blue Pink (really purple) White I DID IT!! |
Anonymous
| 4-year-old: "This is a baby. His parents died in a mass extinction event." |
Anonymous
| My 17 yo said she was going to Petco to get toys for the cat. |
Anonymous
| My newly 5 year old son asked why can't dinosaurs be newscasters. |
Anonymous
Oh my word! I can’t stop laughing! |
Anonymous
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I was talking about buying some stuff for our beach trip. The 2yo demanded “make my ocean, Mommy? Make my ocean now?”
She also calls her bathing suit a “busy soup” and I die every time. |
Anonymous
| My 9 year old jokingly threatened to put his sister’s head on a pike. Not sure what he’s been watching? |
Anonymous
| 7 year old: "Can you ask X and Y if I can have their house when they die?" |
Anonymous
Awww...mine called it a "baby soup". |
Anonymous
| OP here. Your kids are hilariously weird. I love it. |