What weird thing did your kid say today?

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My 9 year old told me he's practicing his smile for his IMDb photo.

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Anonymous wrote:I was talking about buying some stuff for our beach trip. The 2yo demanded “make my ocean, Mommy? Make my ocean now?”

She also calls her bathing suit a “busy soup” and I die every time.

Awww...mine called it a "baby soup".

The mispronunciations are so cute.

My 3 year old used to call Mickey "Gicky." We have a video of her waddling towards a Mickey toy yelling "gicky! gicky!"

[Anonymous]

My 4 yr old refused to drink out of my water because according to her “I’m not sharing anyone germs because I’m going to get rid of this COVID myself!”

[Anonymous]

Busy soup PP here: my oldest used to call it a “babing suit” which was funny but not nearly as funny as when she called mine a “momming suit.”

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I’ve posted this before on a similarly themed thread but a few years ago after bringing home dc 3 dc 2 asked me who’s baby this was. I reminded her it was our baby and mommy had a baby etc etc. She then pointed at my large 3rd time round postpartum stomach and went “well who’s baby is in there then? I thought that baby was our baby?” She was so sincere and like seriously concerned. We all died laughing and it’s kind of a famous story in our house!

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My 3.5 yr old DD leaned over a spider on the floor and said sweetly, "Don't worry Mr. Spider. Stay right there... Mommy is going to come and squish you with her slipper."

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5 year old: When I grow up I am not moving away. I will live in this house with my children. Don't give any of our stuff away to salvation army.

DH: That's nice. Will we (parents) live in the basement then?

5 year old: No. You both will be dead!

DH:...

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Anonymous wrote:My 3.5 yr old DD leaned over a spider on the floor and said sweetly, "Don't worry Mr. Spider. Stay right there... Mommy is going to come and squish you with her slipper."

This may be my favorite!

[Anonymous]

This is ongoing but my 8yo calls hand sanitizer sananitizer. She has no other speech issues lol. But every time she says it this is how it comes out.

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My kid calls dental floss "lentils". Uses it as a verb too: "I'm going to lentil my teeth." "I'm lentilling my teeth."

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My DS used to talk about the "automagical toilets" that flush themselves

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My four-year-old still gets "radiator" and "heater" mixed into one word and calls them "heaterators"

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My DH and I have a long-running (lighthearted) disagreement about whether to call the long piece of furniture you sit on a "couch" or "sofa." He says "sofa," and I say "couch." When our son was little, he combined them and called it a "coucha."

[Anonymous]

Maybe not weird but funny. My teenager was really mad that the neighbors were mowing their grass “at the crack of dawn!” It was 11:30am.

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My 18mo old walked over to me and said “poo poo yucky,” nodded her head and looked very pleased with herself and walked away lol