The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:Whoever called the knockoff CBK wedding dress...you win!

I actually like it

I like it too. She looks very fresh and natural. 10/10

Umm, not really.

Umm, really. Love that look.

To each their own. DP and don't like it at all. Hangs on her and looks like a nightgown.

I like the look in theory but not sure about this specific dress. Understand both sides of the argument. PP just can't handle when someone disagrees with her.

[Anonymous]

I would have liked the dress with a simple bun. She’s giving Alice in Wonderland with that headband and waist length hair.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I would have liked the dress with a simple bun. She’s giving Alice in Wonderland with that headband and waist length hair.

Real talk, I think Bettina is pretty but long hair doesn't suit her. Her hair is too fine, and when she leaves it in the beachy waves it just looks stringy. I'd love to see her with something a little more polished.

[Anonymous]

The veneers on both Bettina and Jr. are so big and horsey. Way to big for their mouthes.

[Anonymous]

Hard agree with the stringy hair and blaring white horse teeth comments.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The veneers on both Bettina and Jr. are so big and horsey. Way to big for their mouthes.

I thought it was whitening.
I'm trying to picture the mornings at that big beach complex and they're all looking for coffee but then the coffee is hot on their sensitive teeth so they try for some of Trump's ice cold diet cokes but the cold hurts and they worry about stains. Then Lara comes in with room-temperature clear flavored monsters with twice the caffeine and saves the day.

SNL feel free to use. I'm generous. More where that came from.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would have liked the dress with a simple bun. She’s giving Alice in Wonderland with that headband and waist length hair.

Real talk, I think Bettina is pretty but long hair doesn't suit her. Her hair is too fine, and when she leaves it in the beachy waves it just looks stringy. I'd love to see her with something a little more polished.

Ivanka is the same. She looked so polished that time she had a bob while she was playing government employee. The stringy extensions do nothing for her. A lot of us suspect she would look even better as a brunette.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would have liked the dress with a simple bun. She’s giving Alice in Wonderland with that headband and waist length hair.

Real talk, I think Bettina is pretty but long hair doesn't suit her. Her hair is too fine, and when she leaves it in the beachy waves it just looks stringy. I'd love to see her with something a little more polished.

Ivanka is the same. She looked so polished that time she had a bob while she was playing government employee. The stringy extensions do nothing for her. A lot of us suspect she would look even better as a brunette.

She's been a dark brunette and I don't think she looks great. I think her natural hair color, or at least when she was younger before she started bleaching it, was a dirty blond/light brown.



This looks much better with her coloring than the platinum bleach blond.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hard agree with the stringy hair and blaring white horse teeth comments.

YEP!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The veneers on both Bettina and Jr. are so big and horsey. Way to big for their mouthes.

I thought it was whitening.
I'm trying to picture the mornings at that big beach complex and they're all looking for coffee but then the coffee is hot on their sensitive teeth so they try for some of Trump's ice cold diet cokes but the cold hurts and they worry about stains. Then Lara comes in with room-temperature clear flavored monsters with twice the caffeine and saves the day.

SNL feel free to use. I'm generous. More where that came from.

oh, keep them coming. Can you do something with the sides of Vanky? Like House of Vanky?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DP but I don't get the hate for Junior's suit? It seems very appropriate for a last minute, small, intimate beach wedding. The last beach wedding I went to had the groom in seersucker. Beach weddings, even very expensive ones, tend to be more casual than the black tie/cocktail venue weddings you ladies have attended.

I don’t think people hate Junior suit. They hate Jared’s Miami vice t shirt under his suit. If he wore a white collared shirt he’d look like Junior but maybe a pink collared shirt would have been better.

[Anonymous]

The problem with the wedding dress is that the fabric is too flimsy and the tailoring lax so it looks like a nightgown. If you compare it to CBK’s, here’s is clearly a thicker silk and the tailoring is on point so it looks structured. The simpler the dress, the more important the fabric and the tailoring are. That’s the difference between something that looks like a rich person dress, and something that looks off the rack from Macys or David’s. Bettina’s looks very off the rack. I’m not throwing shade at off the rack but I think if you’re going to do that, you need to be a little more picky about what you’re getting and how it fits. It doesn’t even look llle she had it tailored for her—it’s sort of just hanging on her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Whoever called the knockoff CBK wedding dress...you win!

I actually like it

Haha. I LOVE that Bettina decided to use a photo in which Ivanka’s eyes are closed. Lololol

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The veneers on both Bettina and Jr. are so big and horsey. Way to big for their mouthes.

I thought it was whitening.
I'm trying to picture the mornings at that big beach complex and they're all looking for coffee but then the coffee is hot on their sensitive teeth so they try for some of Trump's ice cold diet cokes but the cold hurts and they worry about stains. Then Lara comes in with room-temperature clear flavored monsters with twice the caffeine and saves the day.

SNL feel free to use. I'm generous. More where that came from.

Work in Domingo and it's a wrap.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The veneers on both Bettina and Jr. are so big and horsey. Way to big for their mouthes.

I thought it was whitening.
I'm trying to picture the mornings at that big beach complex and they're all looking for coffee but then the coffee is hot on their sensitive teeth so they try for some of Trump's ice cold diet cokes but the cold hurts and they worry about stains. Then Lara comes in with room-temperature clear flavored monsters with twice the caffeine and saves the day.

SNL feel free to use. I'm generous. More where that came from.

Work in Domingo and it's a wrap.

One of the all time best SNL sketches (and the follow up, too!)