The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:Whoever called the knockoff CBK wedding dress...you win!

I actually like it

That was me! I’m so proud.

I like simple and classic but that looks too much like a nighgpwn and also she’s too skinny for it. I also hate the headband which looks dumb with it. I feel like with a dress this simple hair would look better with a simple veil pinned in or maybe a very small spray of flowers.

I swear that headband weighs more and has more fabric than her entire dress. I don't like the undergarment/slip look. What CBK wore was a real dress...I guess you need taste to understand the difference.

Yeah, CBK did it better. The headband is horrible. And tan suit??! JFK Jr knew that a dark suit is the only appropriate answer for his own wedding, no matter how "beachy".

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Anonymous wrote:Did no one buy their wedding photos??

Womp womp 😂🤣😂

These look like candids.

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Anonymous wrote:Whoever called the knockoff CBK wedding dress...you win!

I actually like it

The dress and the veil have nothing to do with each other. The veil looks like it should be atop a 60s mini suit.

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The headband and weird vail don't go with the wrinkled nightgown and that woman with the huge ugly plastic necklace is not "on point". Is Remmy here with their bad taste?

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Anonymous wrote:Whoever called the knockoff CBK wedding dress...you win!

I actually like it

Also, could Jared ever wear a collared shirt?

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Anonymous wrote:Whoever called the knockoff CBK wedding dress...you win!

I actually like it

Also, could Jared ever wear a collared shirt?

Or undershirts? This tacky family has never learned that a groom should wear an undershirt.

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How can you be too thin and have saggy b00bs? And what's it with the B00bflowers?

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Oh my eyes! What are we cosplaying here Ivanka?
Did you see "Country Music Festival" preceded by "Rock" and concluded that you needed Goth Macrame with little bits of southwest turquoise?

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Oh my eyes! What are we cosplaying here Ivanka?
Did you see "Country Music Festival" preceded by "Rock" and concluded that you needed Goth Macrame with little bits of southwest turquoise?

It’s classic Sassy Grandma meets Russian Stripper. Very Vanky. (That could be a fashion label — Very Vanky— where clothes are either too short or have weird cutouts and lots of random appliqués.)

I think Tiffany is definitely turning into the sister with the best fashion sense. Ivanka has occasional hits and Lara just always looks awful.

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Anonymous wrote:Whoever called the knockoff CBK wedding dress...you win!

I actually like it

Also, could Jared ever wear a collared shirt?

I wonder if they were told to wear light colored suits but not a white collared shirt under it since that’s what Don was doing? When the groom is so casual it makes it hard for the other guys.

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Oh my eyes! What are we cosplaying here Ivanka?
Did you see "Country Music Festival" preceded by "Rock" and concluded that you needed Goth Macrame with little bits of southwest turquoise?

OMG I was just about to post "my eyes! my eyes!"

FFS this woman is completely batsh*t.

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Anonymous wrote:How can you be too thin and have saggy b00bs? And what's it with the B00bflowers?

Awful.

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There's this older woman on TikTok who lives in a nudist colony and she talks about what that's like and this looks like something she wears to the clothes required places, like the restaurant and the post office.