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Just kidding. But my wife was mad...I was in the hospital, getting ready to go home. The nurse helped me get dressed. I figured I had nothing she had not seen before. The wife was mad because another woman saw my junk. Yes, the nurse was friendly and attractive, but she was part of my care team.
(Nurse helped me instead of DW because hospitals were not allowing visitors.) |
| Nurse thought your junk was awesome when she pulled out the catheter, amirite? |
| That's so weird. Do you get mad every time she goes the gynocologist because a man/woman looks at her? WTF kind of response was that (unless the nurse was really attractive?) |
| Is this a for real post? If it is your wife has issues. |
| What on earth? Doctors and nurses will sometimes are genitals. It is not sexual. |
| *see |
| Your wiife needs to get her priorities right. Her husband was just sick enough to be admitted to the hospital and just got better enough to go home. |
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Was your junk at rest or at attention? Makes a difference ...
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And was it a lip balm or a red bull can? also makes a difference ... |
| she probably found you completely disgusting |
lol this is exactly what she was thinking. |
| Nurse here. I've had a few wives/girlfriends get mad at me for doing necessary care. I figure they are just stressed out about the hospital situation and directing their stress at me. |
| How did DW find out the nurse helped you get dressed and that you found her attractive? |
OP here. No doubt. |
She called to say she was there. I said I was getting dressed, and she heard other voices. The nurse also wheeled me down to the car, so wife saw her. Again, for me the situation was as non-sexual as possible. I had a god damn heart attack... |