Jen Hatmaker

[Anonymous]

Jen’s refrigerator monologue is why she’s the nations most annoying woman.

The touching of the hair, the self satisfied looking off camera “gurls…you are just going to NOT believe this!” phoniness (when she’s talking about buying a new fridge), the purring and conspiratorial whispering, the constant shilling.

How can she not be utterly embarrassed?

She’s so ripe for an SNL style parody.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jen’s refrigerator monologue is why she’s the nations most annoying woman.

The touching of the hair, the self satisfied looking off camera “gurls…you are just going to NOT believe this!” phoniness (when she’s talking about buying a new fridge), the purring and conspiratorial whispering, the constant shilling.

How can she not be utterly embarrassed?


💯 this ^
She’s so ripe for an SNL style parody.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jen’s refrigerator monologue is why she’s the nations most annoying woman.

The touching of the hair, the self satisfied looking off camera “gurls…you are just going to NOT believe this!” phoniness (when she’s talking about buying a new fridge), the purring and conspiratorial whispering, the constant shilling.

How can she not be utterly embarrassed?

She’s so ripe for an SNL style parody.

💯 this ^

[Anonymous]

👆😂
sorry, i’m all thumbs this morning

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I still see him post about her, but his posts as a whole have dropped off. But he also posted awhile back that he was enrolled in what looked like maybe a Master's degree program, so if he's doing that on top of his regular job, he probably doesn't have a ton of extra time.

Hi Brandon. And you make time. Give me a break dude. Send her to Philadelphia, I’ll gladly make time for her if you can’t. She’d make a prettier Philly Barbie anyhow.

[Anonymous]

what is jen’s new thing where she looks pasty white in the still and then turns red when the video starts

?

[Anonymous]

Wait….Tyler’s favorite song ever is Total Eclipse of the Heart? 😳

[Anonymous]

Poor closeted Tyler.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I still see him post about her, but his posts as a whole have dropped off. But he also posted awhile back that he was enrolled in what looked like maybe a Master's degree program, so if he's doing that on top of his regular job, he probably doesn't have a ton of extra time.

Hi Brandon. And you make time. Give me a break dude. Send her to Philadelphia, I’ll gladly make time for her if you can’t. She’d make a prettier Philly Barbie anyhow.

Definitely not Brandon, just a casual observation, but wow. Can't believe women aren't beating down your Philly door. 🙄

[Anonymous]

Wow. I just looked at her IG and she isn’t getting much engagement at all. I wonder if she is still working on her book?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wow. I just looked at her IG and she isn’t getting much engagement at all. I wonder if she is still working on her book?

That’s a good question. I know she went NYC awhile ago for “meetings with publishers” but not a word since.

I half expect to see any moment now a “you guys, this is just dear post!” post about how “precious and dear” her latest writing project is and how “she’s curating the dearest most precious words for you!”, blah blah blah

When it’s just another rise from the ashes divorce book. So predictable.

Remember when Jen used to sometimes surprise us?

[Anonymous]

I think this thread has officially become the most interesting thing about Jen.
Can we all just be done with her now?

[Anonymous]

Is Remy graduating this year? I'm trying to think of any big -response content she could post over the next couple of months.
Mother's Day as a "single mom."
Pride Month.
New book teaser content.
Another Tyler trip? Because that's all they do together?
Another cookbook?
Are the shills keeping her lights on and car gassed up?
Is anyone buying her Simplicity (!) course? Literally and figuratively?

[Anonymous]

Her posts used to garner thousands of likes and dozens of comments. A particularly potent topic could spawn 100s of comments and virulent exchanges. Dissenters were shot down promptly.

[Anonymous]

Tyler better be treating her to some nice things. Her audience is now buying his stuff. Has anyone here read any of his books?

I read a sample of ITMCB and it was....readable. Very similar to Jen's humor and patter. But he himself is just intolerable. How would he feel if Jen wore a shirt that said White Beautiful Amazing? He is so, so strange.