I am absolutely going to cheat on my boyfriend when the quarantine is over.

[Anonymous]

I already know how, where, and with whom.

I am not alone in these selfish plans either.

[Anonymous]

So what?

[Anonymous]

Why? He use too much TP?

[Anonymous]

Be a decent person and just break up with him.

[Anonymous]

And you're not dumping him and moving on...why?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why? He use too much TP?

This is actually what happened to me. Back in 1997, while using the bathroom at my boyfriend’s place, I opened the cabinet and took a roll of 🧻 from a 4-pack, which was right there. He was furious about it. Apparently he got it from a paper making factory during his visit to Japan. He broke up with me right then.

[Anonymous]

Why not break up with him instead of cheating??

[Anonymous]

Grow up and break up with him instead.

[Anonymous]

I don't understand cheating but I really don't understand cheating on someone you aren't married to. Just break up and move on.

[Anonymous]

Go for it.

[Anonymous]

And you will wonder why nobody trusts you.

[Anonymous]

Why?? Tell us the story!

[Anonymous]

Might as well just put TROLL in the subject line. I mean, yeah, lots of people are bored and will jump at the chance to give their valuable opinion on this ridiculous subject but I don't think that justifies it.

[Anonymous]

Nobody give F!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why? He use too much TP?

This is actually what happened to me. Back in 1997, while using the bathroom at my boyfriend’s place, I opened the cabinet and took a roll of 🧻 from a 4-pack, which was right there. He was furious about it. Apparently he got it from a paper making factory during his visit to Japan. He broke up with me right then.

This sounds like a Seinfeld episode