I am absolutely going to cheat on my boyfriend when the quarantine is over.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Nobody give F!

Yeah, unless you were that other OP we told to break up with her boyfriend, no one cares about this.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why? He use too much TP?

This is actually what happened to me. Back in 1997, while using the bathroom at my boyfriend’s place, I opened the cabinet and took a roll of 🧻 from a 4-pack, which was right there. He was furious about it. Apparently he got it from a paper making factory during his visit to Japan. He broke up with me right then.

This sounds like a Seinfeld episode

I was thinking the same thing!

[Anonymous]

It will be a while, so you might want to perfect your plan while waiting for it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't understand cheating but I really don't understand cheating on someone you aren't married to. Just break up and move on.

Agree. I would never cheat but I can see why people who are married with kids, love their spouse, but in a sexless marriage, would want to cheat but keep the family together. But why on earth would you cheat on a boyfriend. Just. Break. Up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I don't understand cheating but I really don't understand cheating on someone you aren't married to. Just break up and move on.

Agree. I would never cheat but I can see why people who are married with kids, love their spouse, but in a sexless marriage, would want to cheat but keep the family together. But why on earth would you cheat on a boyfriend. Just. Break. Up.

If he’s only your boyfriend it’s kind of just dating. Not cheating anyway.

[Anonymous]

You said "cheat." Why not tell him you want sex w someone else but you don't want to break up with him. Then see what he says. Then it's not cheating, and he gets to decide if he still wants to date you, knowing the new parameters of the relationship.

Unless what you mean to say is that you want to be a disrespectful liar. Maybe you're a coward, too afraid to have the difficult conversation?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And you're not dumping him and moving on...why?

because she is a woman who can't let go of one vine, until she is firmly latched onto to the next vine.

[Anonymous]

Just break up with him you loser.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Be a decent person and just break up with him.

+1 What a user you are, OP.

[Anonymous]

I'm interested to know more, OP. What's going on? Why not just break up?

[Anonymous]

You can't cheat on someone you're not married or engaged to.

[Anonymous]

Why not just break up with him?

[Anonymous]

I'll be looking for you, and the others like you with all that pent up frustration. It's like being on AshleyMadison after mother's day, or Valentines day.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why? He use too much TP?

This is actually what happened to me. Back in 1997, while using the bathroom at my boyfriend’s place, I opened the cabinet and took a roll of 🧻 from a 4-pack, which was right there. He was furious about it. Apparently he got it from a paper making factory during his visit to Japan. He broke up with me right then.

This sounds like a Seinfeld episode

True story. He was a recently graduated manufacturing engineer working in San Jose, CA.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I already know how, where, and with whom.

I am not alone in these selfish plans either.

Sounds rapey. Does the “with whom” get a choice?