Unexpected COVID 19 crisis: I'm scared he's going to realize I'm not really a blonde!

[Anonymous]

I don't think I can get my hair cut and colored due to social distancing. What am I supposed to do??? I think my roots are starting to show. And not only that, some of them are grey!!!! I can hardly sleep...

[Anonymous]

Get haircolor in your natural color and then color your hair at home. Tell him you wanted a change. You can ride it out for an extended lock down.

Ummmm...what do you do for your hair down there? I am sure you are not coloring it blond, right?

[Anonymous]

Aww, isn't your life quaint. That's all you have to worry about.

[Anonymous]

Madison Reed hair color at home. They deliver. Nice color and nice product.

[Anonymous]

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!

[Anonymous]

To answer 5:51, I decided to go full 'bald eagle" when I noticed my first grey hair. That was a couple of boyfriends before I met the current one. So far, none of them has complained.

I can't be the only one worried about going months away from the salon, am I?

[Anonymous]

In response to 6:38, maybe I should not have said "bald eagle." Maybe that could refer to something else, if you're mind is on the beak rather than the wings. "Kitten" might be a better word. DCUM is a tough audience!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:To answer 5:51, I decided to go full 'bald eagle" when I noticed my first grey hair. That was a couple of boyfriends before I met the current one. So far, none of them has complained.

I can't be the only one worried about going months away from the salon, am I?

I want to go to the salon to look my best, sure. I’m with you sister. I’d also dye at home to keep up. But I wouldn’t hide my real hair color from someone I’m dating. Weird. I also get Brazilian waxes here and there and do all kinds of trimming in between. But it’s not a cover up for my dirty little secret, I’m also not trying to hide that, at age 37, I may have a grey hair or two, or twenty. You seem weirdly on edge about these things. These men you’re dating, are they not human beings also? Can’t completely relate to you, no.

[Anonymous]

Jfc get a grip.

[Anonymous]

Probably the only person who cares is you. I mean ... he's getting some, he doesn't care. Or maybe just tell him you don't even know your natural hair color any longer it's been so long ...

[Anonymous]

Interesting. Thousands of people are dying and will continue to die, and you can hardly sleep because you can't dye.

[Anonymous]

How about just being honest and upfront with him? Why would you want to be with someone whom you feel you need to lie to? If he would actually care, then he’s shallow and not worth it.

My SIL was like you. She wanted her then husband to think she was just naturally perfect. She spent so much time building that facade that she didn’t realize he was a con man and would end up stealing all of her money and leaving. Basically she focused on the wrong things, thinking they were the important things. They weren’t.

[Anonymous]

If you have eyebrows and pubic hair, he already knows your natural hair color. Also, so few adults are naturally blonde that it’s assumed you’re not. You can tell the people that actually are naturally blonde because their eyelashes and eyebrows and skin are also very light.

[Anonymous]

This has to be one of the funniest covid worries ever.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Interesting. Thousands of people are dying and will continue to die, and you can hardly sleep because you can't dye.

I see what you did there