Unexpected COVID 19 crisis: I'm scared he's going to realize I'm not really a blonde!

[Anonymous]

I went out and bought my hair color, root touch up and eyebrow pencil yesterday.

I hate the way I look with gray hair. It washes me out.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Interesting. Thousands of people are dying and will continue to die, and you can hardly sleep because you can't dye.

Thousands of people die every day silly. That is nothing new. Nor is it a reason to allow yourself (and your country) to go completely to pot.

[Anonymous]

Let me go ahead and break it to all of you who dye your hair blonde: everyone knows. I am one of the very few (my sister is actually the only one I can think of) women in their 40s with naturally blonde hair and your hair does not look like mine. It looks like it’s dyed/highlighted. No one will be surprised. It’s like fake boobs. People can tell.

[Anonymous]

If the carpet is dark, he knows you're not really a blonde, sweetie

[Anonymous]

Am I the only one who prefers natural grey to unnatural blonde?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Let me go ahead and break it to all of you who dye your hair blonde: everyone knows. I am one of the very few (my sister is actually the only one I can think of) women in their 40s with naturally blonde hair and your hair does not look like mine. It looks like it’s dyed/highlighted. No one will be surprised. It’s like fake boobs. People can tell.

+1 The delusion is almost funny. We all know.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Interesting. Thousands of people are dying and will continue to die, and you can hardly sleep because you can't dye.

Thousands of people die every day silly. That is nothing new. Nor is it a reason to allow yourself (and your country) to go completely to pot.

This. Amazing what you people will let yourselves be reduced to.

[Anonymous]

If the carpet is dark, he knows you're not really a blonde, sweetie

However, if there is only a natural "wood finish" and no carpet at all, he still may not know the exact truth.

I am glad for posts like this one (even if it could be a troll). So much more fun than "I hate having my husband around me now that he is home."

[Anonymous]

How old are you, OP? How old is he?

[Anonymous]

He already knows.

[Anonymous]

Just do root coverup spray. Washes out after one shampoo, so wash your hair once a week to conserve product.

[Anonymous]

Plot twist: OP's boyfriend secretly hates blondes.

[Anonymous]

You guys are all acting like this is some kind of big joke, but I heard that George Conway's mad tweeting started right after he discovered the truth about Kellyanne's hair. These revelations can put a big strain on a relationship.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't think I can get my hair cut and colored due to social distancing. What am I supposed to do??? I think my roots are starting to show. And not only that, some of them are grey!!!! I can hardly sleep...

honey, he already knows

[Anonymous]

Salons are open. Son got his hair cut yesterday in a one person shop.