One line tips for new parents
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Anonymous
| Recently went to a baby shower and everyone was asked to provide one line tip inside the card. Don't have kids myself so looking for suggestions.... |
Anonymous
| Say "yes" to all offers of help. As in, can I carry that for you? Yes. Can I cook you a meal? Yes. Can I watch your DC so you can take a shower, eat a meal, etc.? Yes. |
Anonymous
| This phase won’t last forever. |
Anonymous
| Teach them proper diction and grammar. Every time. No “Susie and me went to the store”. Eradicate “like” from their speech. |
Anonymous
| Sleep when the baby sleeps. |
Anonymous
| Santa doesn’t wrap gifts. |
Anonymous
| This too shall pass |
Anonymous
| Have dates with your spouse (any time you can manage). |
Anonymous
| Pick your battles |
Anonymous
| Sleep-and-plays with zippers. No one wants to be dealing with snaps or buttons in the middle of the night. |
Anonymous
| The days are long but the years are short. Enjoy every moment. |
Anonymous
| oxiclean is amazing with baby messes |
Anonymous
| Relax! |
Anonymous
| Don’t sweat the small stuff. |
Anonymous
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