One line tips for new parents
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Anonymous
| Write funny stuff that they do down. Put your phone away. |
Anonymous
| Sticking to a schedule is worth it! |
Anonymous
| Parenting is hard—if you’re taking too many shortcuts to make it easy, something is going to go wrong. |
Anonymous
| It's a long road. |
Anonymous
| Pick your battles. |
Anonymous
| Put 24 rolls of TP in every bathroom before you head to the hospital. |
Anonymous
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Park closest to the cart return. Not the front door.
Buy jackets one size too big to accommodate sweaters. |
Anonymous
| Get a lot of those soft baby washcloths. |
Anonymous
You WENT or are going? Always weird to me when non parents give advice so I'd stick to more generalizable things. |
Anonymous
This is silly advice |
Anonymous
I think anyone who says “enjoy every moment” is putting too much pressure on new moms and also doesn’t remember a lot of the moments! |
Anonymous
This one is awesome! |
Anonymous
| Always know where your scissors and sharpies are. |
Anonymous
| OP, if you don’t have kids, can you provide advice from your childhood? Something your parents did well or something you wish they had done? That would be more useful to the new mom than something you gleaned from the Internet. |
Anonymous
lol... and the onesies are designed to be pulled off down over the legs should you ever need to 
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