Hilaria Baldwin - At it again

[Anonymous]

There is a strange quote in this people magazine article: https://people.com/parents/hilaria-baldwin-calls-newborn-son-wonderful-baby-breastfeeding-update/


"He has not been fussy-4.5 days in, he is living up to his name and is pretty peaceful."
"I breastfeed and I pump too store milk (I'll give you guys my pump routine later, in case it helps). The beginning of this journey is always full of love, but also tiredness and of course the physical pain of recovering,"

Why do we need her pump routine?

[Anonymous]

I wonder what Alec Baldwin’s oldest child thinks of all this.

[Anonymous]

When you both have bad hair dye jobs.

https://static.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2012/04/alec_baldwin_hilaria_thomas.jpg

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I wonder what Alec Baldwin’s oldest child thinks of all this.

Well, she was an absolute bawling mess at the wedding and I don't think it was tears of joy. She also roasted her dad at some comedy roast and it was pretty brutal. I suspect she is rightly cynical and grossed out with the whole thing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Nope. She was into Spanish culture (did Latin ballroom dancing competitively) and spoke Spanish fluently, but she had blondish hair and did not actually pretend to be Spanish. At all. I was acquainted with her then. The Spanish thing either developed coincidentally around the same time she met Alec or she played it up because he liked it. Not sure. But, timing-wise, we're talking about around the same time.

Did she go by Hilary?

[Anonymous]

I wonder if the 5 kids will check off ‘hispanic’ on college apps for URM status.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Nope. She was into Spanish culture (did Latin ballroom dancing competitively) and spoke Spanish fluently, but she had blondish hair and did not actually pretend to be Spanish. At all. I was acquainted with her then. The Spanish thing either developed coincidentally around the same time she met Alec or she played it up because he liked it. Not sure. But, timing-wise, we're talking about around the same time.

Did she go by Hilary?

Yes. Plain old Hilary. We were both on the periphery of a big NYC friend group (through which I knew her roommate), so we hung out in big groups a few times/were often invited to the same parties. She was pretty friendly, very into yoga, a bit ditzy, perfectly nice but a bit fake seeming (though nothing like now; she just seemed to give you the answers she thought you wanted) and definitely looking to marry a rich guy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:When you both have bad hair dye jobs.

https://static.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2012/04/alec_baldwin_hilaria_thomas.jpg

I obsess over good looking rich celebrities because I have no life. Waaaahhhh!!

Oh get the air freshener. My short homely balding husband just farted again.

I hate my sad asshole life!!!!!!!

And yet, here you are.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:When you both have bad hair dye jobs.

https://static.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2012/04/alec_baldwin_hilaria_thomas.jpg

I obsess over good looking rich celebrities because I have no life. Waaaahhhh!!

Oh get the air freshener. My short homely balding husband just farted again.

I hate my sad asshole life!!!!!!!

Having another angry outburst, Alec?

[Anonymous]

There is a TipLine at TMZ, anyone want to suggest this?

[Anonymous]

I really doubt it would get picked up by TMZ or any other celebrity news outlet. They are very rich, it's not *quite* a juicy enough story, and Alec Baldwin has an anger management problem.

But the truth can live here in perpetuity, for anyone to google...

[Anonymous]

Has anybody tried calling her out on Instagram about the fake accent or weird kid's names?

[Anonymous]

She and I have nothing in common—I’m the farthest thing from a instagram influencer.
But I’m sort of tipping my cap to her. She has created exactly the life she wanted, without regard to where she started. I think 100 years ago it was easy for peoole to create a whole new life for themselves—fake a family background, etc. Now with IDs and credit histories and the internet, its practically impossible. But she’s done it anyway. Its like she has “gone girl”-ed herself in full view of the public. It takes cojones.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I really doubt it would get picked up by TMZ or any other celebrity news outlet. They are very rich, it's not *quite* a juicy enough story, and Alec Baldwin has an anger management problem.

But the truth can live here in perpetuity, for anyone to google...

+1

She’s barely a celeb and Alec has a rep of suing AND assaulting members of the press.

[Anonymous]

Guys! I looked on her IG just now and under her latest post (very sweet photo of new baby) someone asks why she names her children Latin names (her words). And a few people responded by saying it was because she was Spanish. Others said it was because she was a Latina, and then someone else jumped in to say being Spanish doesn’t make someone Latina, etc, etc
And Hilaria responded! Her exact words: “My family lives in Spain”

She is too slick.