Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

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Anonymous wrote:Liam
Finn

You're a young couple, hardworking, friendly and very pleasant. You are Irish by background but not obnoxiously so. You value family and community. You may not have a huge house, but you lavish love and care on your home and you chose it for the neighborhood, not for status. Everyone likes you.

Thank you PP. You obviously are very smart! (One of us came over on the boat, as they say and you are correct, we do live in a small house, since we like the location and lack of commute!)

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06/13/2013 16:43

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Anonymous wrote:Moira. Just the one.

HHI = $150k. DH is a teacher and you are a graphic designer who works for government contractors. You are both introverts, but little Moira has brought you out of your shells in a nice way you did not anticipate. You aren't really cut out for the DC area because you're not into politics, so you wonder some times why you pay all that money for renting your small one-bederoom in Adams Morgan. You dream about moving to Boulder. You will never move to Boulder because Moira will get into Yu Ying and you'll just decide to stay put. You will start feeling vaguely depressed about never really becoming part of the middle class, because hey, you both have graduate degrees! But don't worry, you will soon buy a small bungalow in Brightwood/Manor Park (walking distance to Takoma Rec Center). You will pay for the downpayment with the inheritance DH will receive when his grandmother dies this month -- she socked away enough to leave her three grandchildren $200,000 each by careful savings and investing in value stocks.

The home will turn out to be a great investment when they put in the new Red Line Bypass metro stop in Brightwood just five minutes from your house in 2017. The Red Line Bypass solves the problem of the crazy U-shaped redline that causes a trip from Dupont Circle to Takoma Park to take 45 minutes. The Bypass will connect Takoma Park with Dupont Circle, and will include intermediary stops in Brightwood and Adams Morgan at Florida and 18th St (thus solving the additional problem of Adams Morgan's relative lack of metro accessibility.) Also, Coolidge High School, which borders the Rec Center, will begin to host a tested-entrance IB program, thus immediately turning it into the hottest high school in the city. These factors will cause your home, which you will purchase for $535k, to rapidly increase in value, and you will sell it for $1.8 million in 2028 after Moira graduates from Coolidge. You will retire to a small lake house near Quebec City, due to global warming.

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06/13/2013 16:44

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Moira. Just the one.

HHI = $150k. DH is a teacher and you are a graphic designer who works for government contractors. You are both introverts, but little Moira has brought you out of your shells in a nice way you did not anticipate. You aren't really cut out for the DC area because you're not into politics, so you wonder some times why you pay all that money for renting your small one-bederoom in Adams Morgan. You dream about moving to Boulder. You will never move to Boulder because Moira will get into Yu Ying and you'll just decide to stay put. You will start feeling vaguely depressed about never really becoming part of the middle class, because hey, you both have graduate degrees! But don't worry, you will soon buy a small bungalow in Brightwood/Manor Park (walking distance to Takoma Rec Center). You will pay for the downpayment with the inheritance DH will receive when his grandmother dies this month -- she socked away enough to leave her three grandchildren $200,000 each by careful savings and investing in value stocks.

The home will turn out to be a great investment when they put in the new Red Line Bypass metro stop in Brightwood just five minutes from your house in 2017. The Red Line Bypass solves the problem of the crazy U-shaped redline that causes a trip from Dupont Circle to Takoma Park to take 45 minutes. The Bypass will connect Takoma Park with Dupont Circle, and will include intermediary stops in Brightwood and Adams Morgan at Florida and 18th St (thus solving the additional problem of Adams Morgan's relative lack of metro accessibility.) Also, Coolidge High School, which borders the Rec Center, will begin to host a tested-entrance IB program, thus immediately turning it into the hottest high school in the city. These factors will cause your home, which you will purchase for $535k, to rapidly increase in value, and you will sell it for $1.8 million in 2028 after Moira graduates from Coolidge. You will retire to a small lake house near Quebec City, due to global warming.

THE END

Oh yeah, here is your house: http://www.redfin.com/DC/Washington/5927-3rd-St-NW-20011/home/10066800

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06/13/2013 16:49

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Anonymous wrote:robert and josh- bump

It took you a long time to post, in case you were "outed." But you know in your heart that your boys names are fairly generic, like a lot of things in your life. You and DH both work for the govt. You went to a big state school, vacation in Bethany Beach, and are originally from Ohio. You've been in DC a long time, though. You fancy yourself a "big city" person but in fact live in the suburbs and almost never go into DC except for work. You love having boys but are tired of all of the housework. DH is a little overweight, a little boring, and a little passive aggressive, but you love him anyway and you'd never leave him or cheat on him. You go on a girls weekend once/year with friends from college. Your biggest secret is a tattoo on your upper left butt cheek.

Although this is completely off, it made me laugh a lot! Thank you for the highlight of my day

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06/13/2013 16:55

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Anonymous wrote:Colin
Alexandra
Haley

You got married at 24 to your college boyfriend. You had Colin when you were 28, Alexandra when you were 30, and Haley when you were 33. You worked fulltime until Alexandra came along, and now you work part-time. You have a ton of other mom friends and have been to bazillions of Pampered Chef, 31 parties, etc. Both of your girls are tomboys. You and DH always wanted a big family, but now you're pretty sure you're going to stop at 3. Unless... you leave the area and return to upstate NY, where your family is located and where the cost of living is cheaper. But DH would have to make a pretty big career change for that.

Damn......some of it is so accurate that I am wondering if I outed myself and we know each other? I'm from NYC, not upstate NY, but BOTH OF MY GIRLS ARE TOTAL TOMBOYS. Big time. And I am inundated with invites to those damn parties.......

Sweet. Nope - I don't know you.

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06/13/2013 16:55

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Anonymous wrote:Mykynzeigh
Maddalynne
Mitchyl
Mykkyl
Mohrgyn

You have become a non conformist. Probably because you were a poor student and art was the only thing you were good out. You are comfortable living outside of the box, but just out side of it. You compost, have solar panels, but you still shave your pits and have sworn off orgies.

You chose these names for your kids because they are fairly normal but since you must be different you had to give them a unique spelling. Not that it matters anyway because you never call them by their given names. You have an Addy, Mitt, Kill, and More.

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06/13/2013 16:56

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Moira. Just the one.

HHI = $150k. DH is a teacher and you are a graphic designer who works for government contractors. You are both introverts, but little Moira has brought you out of your shells in a nice way you did not anticipate. You aren't really cut out for the DC area because you're not into politics, so you wonder some times why you pay all that money for renting your small one-bederoom in Adams Morgan. You dream about moving to Boulder. You will never move to Boulder because Moira will get into Yu Ying and you'll just decide to stay put. You will start feeling vaguely depressed about never really becoming part of the middle class, because hey, you both have graduate degrees! But don't worry, you will soon buy a small bungalow in Brightwood/Manor Park (walking distance to Takoma Rec Center). You will pay for the downpayment with the inheritance DH will receive when his grandmother dies this month -- she socked away enough to leave her three grandchildren $200,000 each by careful savings and investing in value stocks.

The home will turn out to be a great investment when they put in the new Red Line Bypass metro stop in Brightwood just five minutes from your house in 2017. The Red Line Bypass solves the problem of the crazy U-shaped redline that causes a trip from Dupont Circle to Takoma Park to take 45 minutes. The Bypass will connect Takoma Park with Dupont Circle, and will include intermediary stops in Brightwood and Adams Morgan at Florida and 18th St (thus solving the additional problem of Adams Morgan's relative lack of metro accessibility.) Also, Coolidge High School, which borders the Rec Center, will begin to host a tested-entrance IB program, thus immediately turning it into the hottest high school in the city. These factors will cause your home, which you will purchase for $535k, to rapidly increase in value, and you will sell it for $1.8 million in 2028 after Moira graduates from Coolidge. You will retire to a small lake house near Quebec City, due to global warming.

THE END

Oh yeah, here is your house: http://www.redfin.com/DC/Washington/5927-3rd-St-NW-20011/home/10066800