Jen Hatmaker

[Anonymous]

she looks (and acts) harsh and brassy - and defrosting the freezer for content??

[Anonymous]

Can someone do an intervention on Jen? One of her ride or dies who she meets with once a year, the dearest of the sweet dears?

She looks high or drunk in the riveting fridge defrost chronicles clip. Big day drinking energy.

Imagine a droopy eyed middle aged woman in frayed clam bigger jeans, bracing straw hair, and harsh kabuki makeup stomping around her freshly cleaned house looking for a phone charger so she can capture for her tribe her using a hair dryer on her fridge.

This woman once sold a lot of books and had a tv show.

That's end state influencer culture right there.

[Anonymous]

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That's end state influencer culture right there.

This is exactly what I thought. Lady - you’re sitting on the floor defrosting your gross freezer for content? What’s next? She REALLY thinks cleaning is content for some reason. Like when she cleaned out her shed. And as far as her hair goes, the reason her blonde looks so terrible is bc there is no depth to it. It’s just that one yellow straw color with her old color underneath at the bottom. She needs to do a single process color that is much less yellow and then do highlights or lowlights. What would look the best on her is a soft, caramel brunette overall color with nice blond highlights layered in as well as framing her face. It’s like she’s going to Supercuts or somewhere to get her hair done.

[Anonymous]

There has to be some sort of back story or strange reason she keeps the blonde. There is no way that a grown woman (with money for a good stylist) would keep this unflattering of a look, and brag about it.

Did Brandon once tell her not to go blonde? Was there some “blondes have more fun” moment that crushed her in high school? Is she actually immature enough to try and copy Tina? Does she monitor all of her snark boards (a la Dave Hollis), and this is her big middle finger?

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Anonymous wrote:"Can you imagine being in the same room with Barbie when you are the not so hot ex wife?"

Yes, I can imagine being in the same room with Barbie, as the not so hot ex-wife! But it would require maturity, self-confidence, humility, and a level of open heartedness. It could work if you had those things.

Is she talking about Tina?

Yes!!!

What was said? I've been away and think I missed it.

In the most graceful way possible, she described Tina as Barbie.

Who is “she”? I’ve been out of the loop as well.

Jen. I suppose she is competing with Tina with the blond hair.

It's just sad. No dignity

[Anonymous]

Why is she shilling pre-packaged meals now? Yes, it’s rhetorical. Woman put out a cookbook for goodness sakes. Also, her hands look so aged in her prep video. I’m much older than her, and my hands don’t have those kind of age spots.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why is she shilling pre-packaged meals now? Yes, it’s rhetorical. Woman put out a cookbook for goodness sakes. Also, her hands look so aged in her prep video. I’m much older than her, and my hands don’t have those kind of age spots.

That's from liver damage.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Why is she shilling pre-packaged meals now? Yes, it’s rhetorical. Woman put out a cookbook for goodness sakes. Also, her hands look so aged in her prep video. I’m much older than her, and my hands don’t have those kind of age spots.

That's from liver damage.

Caused by excessive alcohol consumption?

[Anonymous]

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That's end state influencer culture right there.

This is exactly what I thought. Lady - you’re sitting on the floor defrosting your gross freezer for content? What’s next? She REALLY thinks cleaning is content for some reason. Like when she cleaned out her shed. And as far as her hair goes, the reason her blonde looks so terrible is bc there is no depth to it. It’s just that one yellow straw color with her old color underneath at the bottom. She needs to do a single process color that is much less yellow and then do highlights or lowlights. What would look the best on her is a soft, caramel brunette overall color with nice blond highlights layered in as well as framing her face. It’s like she’s going to Supercuts or somewhere to get her hair done.

There is a huge difference between "I cleaned out my freezer and something funny happened that I want to share with you" versus "I'm going to show cleaning out my freezer because I have nothing else of substance to share." She used to be more about former.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:"Can you imagine being in the same room with Barbie when you are the not so hot ex wife?"

Yes, I can imagine being in the same room with Barbie, as the not so hot ex-wife! But it would require maturity, self-confidence, humility, and a level of open heartedness. It could work if you had those things.

Is she talking about Tina?

Yes!!!

What was said? I've been away and think I missed it.

In the most graceful way possible, she described Tina as Barbie.

Who is “she”? I’ve been out of the loop as well.

Tina is Brandon's new wife; she is not the lady he cheated on Jen with; he met her soon after he moved out and they got married pretty quickly. She is a tiny tiny Texas blonde with a huge smile, has an adult son and it looks like she gets along well with B's kids from the snapshots on instagram that they share. She seems really nice and low maintenance. Good for B!

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Anonymous wrote:"Can you imagine being in the same room with Barbie when you are the not so hot ex wife?"

Yes, I can imagine being in the same room with Barbie, as the not so hot ex-wife! But it would require maturity, self-confidence, humility, and a level of open heartedness. It could work if you had those things.

Is she talking about Tina?

Yes!!!

What was said? I've been away and think I missed it.

In the most graceful way possible, she described Tina as Barbie.

Who is “she”? I’ve been out of the loop as well.

Tina is Brandon's new wife; she is not the lady he cheated on Jen with; he met her soon after he moved out and they got married pretty quickly. She is a tiny tiny Texas blonde with a huge smile, has an adult son and it looks like she gets along well with B's kids from the snapshots on instagram that they share. She seems really nice and low maintenance. Good for B!

No kidding. Good for Brandon. I don't think he ever felt very comfortable being a social media celebrity. Him being in HGTV was such a weird fit 100% driven my his ex-wife's ambitions. He seems to have a quiter, more private life now and he seems to be doing so much better with his new wife. I think he truly did "do the work" to recover and put back his life, unlike you know who.

[Anonymous]

In Hatmaker adjacent news, Aaron Ivey is a gay creepo

https://www.statesman.com/story/news/crime/2024/02/12/austin-church-fires-pastor-says-he-had-inappropriate-relationship-with-minor/72571290007/

This sucks. Austin Stone is a good, biblical church. I respect the way they are handling this.

[Anonymous]

https://www.austinstone.org/articles/aaron-ivey-dismissal

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:"Can you imagine being in the same room with Barbie when you are the not so hot ex wife?"

Yes, I can imagine being in the same room with Barbie, as the not so hot ex-wife! But it would require maturity, self-confidence, humility, and a level of open heartedness. It could work if you had those things.

Is she talking about Tina?

Yes!!!

What was said? I've been away and think I missed it.

In the most graceful way possible, she described Tina as Barbie.

Wait? Who described Tina in the most graceful way possible? Jen?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:"Can you imagine being in the same room with Barbie when you are the not so hot ex wife?"

Yes, I can imagine being in the same room with Barbie, as the not so hot ex-wife! But it would require maturity, self-confidence, humility, and a level of open heartedness. It could work if you had those things.

Is she talking about Tina?

Yes!!!

What was said? I've been away and think I missed it.

In the most graceful way possible, she described Tina as Barbie.

Wait? Who described Tina in the most graceful way possible? Jen?

I don’t think Jen called her Barbie. That was someone on this thread commenting on what it must be like for Jen to go to shared family functions with Tina.