Jen Hatmaker

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Okay so today she made a post about how all her marvelous besties threw the most precious wedding shower ever for Gavin and his fiance. Yet in the middle of her post about Gavin's upcoming marriage, she writes about how her own marriage fell apart and she never saw it coming. Why does she always have to make it about her. What a negative thing to write in your tribute to your son!
And what the heck is Tyler thinking wearing a greasy bandana on his head, with a suit and tie.

She's using chat gpt. Like this:

Certainly, here's an imitation in a style reminiscent of Jen Hatmaker:

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Oh, friends, gather 'round as I share with you the sheer joy that has enveloped our family. Our precious son, who has always been the beat of our hearts, has found the most extraordinary soul to journey through life with. Can you believe it? A love story that has truly left us all in awe.

Let me introduce you to the luminous spirit that has captured our son's heart. Her name is [Fiancée's Name], and from the moment we met her, we knew she was something truly special. She radiates kindness, grace, and an unwavering sense of purpose that is simply infectious.

As a mother, my heart swells with gratitude for the woman who has chosen to walk alongside our son. She brings laughter to our home, a sense of adventure to our lives, and a love that is boundless. It's a love that transcends space and time, a love that we know will endure the trials and tribulations of life.

Watching our son and [Fiancée's Name] together is like witnessing a beautiful dance of two souls perfectly in sync. Their love is a reminder of the goodness that exists in this world, and the hope it offers for the future.

So, let us celebrate this union with open hearts and arms wide open. Our family has been forever enriched by [Fiancée's Name], and we can't wait to welcome her officially into our fold. It's a love story for the ages, and I am so grateful to be a part of it.

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Please note that this is an imitation and not an actual excerpt from Jen Hatmaker's writing.

Maybe I should make a sexy version of this

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:They are both so self-conscious and Trying. So. Hard. that they come off as fake and awkward which is pretty much the opposite of sexy.

Also they lack romantic chemistry and come across as texting buddies who get together once in a while to see a show.

[Anonymous]

Big Sis and Big Sass have all the sizzling sexy energy of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Big Sis and Big Sass have all the sizzling sexy energy of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley.

That's the dang truth!

[Anonymous]

And why is her stance to keep her legs wide apart like a linebacker or crossed like she has to pee? She's SO uncomfortable on screen--let it all go JH!

[Anonymous]

"Can you imagine being in the same room with Barbie when you are the not so hot ex wife?"

Yes, I can imagine being in the same room with Barbie, as the not so hot ex-wife! But it would require maturity, self-confidence, humility, and a level of open heartedness. It could work if you had those things.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"Can you imagine being in the same room with Barbie when you are the not so hot ex wife?"

Yes, I can imagine being in the same room with Barbie, as the not so hot ex-wife! But it would require maturity, self-confidence, humility, and a level of open heartedness. It could work if you had those things.

Is she talking about Tina?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And why is her stance to keep her legs wide apart like a linebacker or crossed like she has to pee? She's SO uncomfortable on screen--let it all go JH!

yes! so uncomfortable on screen - never knows how to stand or what to do with her hands so she plays with her hair and fidgets awkwardly and stands weirdly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"Can you imagine being in the same room with Barbie when you are the not so hot ex wife?"

Yes, I can imagine being in the same room with Barbie, as the not so hot ex-wife! But it would require maturity, self-confidence, humility, and a level of open heartedness. It could work if you had those things.

Is she talking about Tina?

Yes!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"Can you imagine being in the same room with Barbie when you are the not so hot ex wife?"

Yes, I can imagine being in the same room with Barbie, as the not so hot ex-wife! But it would require maturity, self-confidence, humility, and a level of open heartedness. It could work if you had those things.

Is she talking about Tina?

Yes!!!

That is ... Really bad form.

[Anonymous]

Here we go again, her trip to Blackberry and she waxes poetic about how they all have each other’s phone numbers, inviting each other to meet family and visit each other, blah blah blah. Lather, rinse, repeat. Toxic positivity!

[Anonymous]

Yes, another one of her wonderful adventures with her new BFFs who have become beloved over the past five days! Here, let me sell you some Home Chef subscriptions and sex toys so I can afford to go on these boondoggles!

[Anonymous]

Meanwhile…even Tyler’s bff’s CAT gets talked about on his page more than Jen does…

[Anonymous]

Doesn't Blackberry cost like $10k-$20k to go there? No wonder they are "so amazing."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Meanwhile…even Tyler’s bff’s CAT gets talked about on his page more than Jen does…

Why doesn't he break up with her?