The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:Another picture from the festivities:

Caption: coke and instagram filters are a wicked mix

Stuff of nightmares...

Vanessa II has got to change her hair. I get it, there’s a lot of plastic surgery mishaps here, but better hair could help.

Those dresses are incomprehensibly ugly. And what is up with the purple glow--is that a filter or some sort of weird party lighting? It reminds me of the 80's high school graduation head shots. Or a birthday party for 9 year olds.
And does anyone else think the bare legs with the super short mini and stilleto heels is really unattractive? There are very, very few women who look good with that lookl

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Another picture from the festivities:

Caption: coke and instagram filters are a wicked mix

Stuff of nightmares...

Vanessa II has got to change her hair. I get it, there’s a lot of plastic surgery mishaps here, but better hair could help.

Those dresses are incomprehensibly ugly. And what is up with the purple glow--is that a filter or some sort of weird party lighting? It reminds me of the 80's high school graduation head shots. Or a birthday party for 9 year olds.
And does anyone else think the bare legs with the super short mini and stilleto heels is really unattractive? There are very, very few women who look good with that lookl

I just realized who Faux Melanie sort of reminds me of - like a dystopian Rachel Bilson, as if someone cursed her

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Can someone do an expose on the photographer who takes the daily pictures of Ivanka leaving her house? When I saw the pictures of her leaving her building in NYC, I understood. I mean, it's NYC and there are paparazzi all over the place. But to have a photographer in DC taking these pictures? I swear, Ivanka hired this photographer to make herself feel more important. Someone get to the bottom of this!

I have asked this several times, too. It's crazy.

And it is always the same one--a Saudi.

Weird but true--my neighbor's son-in-law is a paparazzo who moved to the area and he takes pictures of them, so...NOT Ivanka-hired.

[Anonymous]

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Those dresses are incomprehensibly ugly. And what is up with the purple glow--is that a filter or some sort of weird party lighting? It reminds me of the 80's high school graduation head shots. Or a birthday party for 9 year olds.
And does anyone else think the bare legs with the super short mini and stilleto heels is really unattractive? There are very, very few women who look good with that lookl

They look amazing on thin, proportionate 20 year olds at a club.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
Those dresses are incomprehensibly ugly. And what is up with the purple glow--is that a filter or some sort of weird party lighting? It reminds me of the 80's high school graduation head shots. Or a birthday party for 9 year olds.
And does anyone else think the bare legs with the super short mini and stilleto heels is really unattractive? There are very, very few women who look good with that lookl

They look amazing on thin, proportionate 20 year olds at a club.

They look like they wannabe 20. Ugh.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Another picture from the festivities:

Caption: coke and instagram filters are a wicked mix

Stuff of nightmares...

Vanessa II has got to change her hair. I get it, there’s a lot of plastic surgery mishaps here, but better hair could help.

Those dresses are incomprehensibly ugly. And what is up with the purple glow--is that a filter or some sort of weird party lighting? It reminds me of the 80's high school graduation head shots. Or a birthday party for 9 year olds.
And does anyone else think the bare legs with the super short mini and stilleto heels is really unattractive? There are very, very few women who look good with that lookl

Was the party theme "UglydressesfromTheLimitedsalerackin1989"?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka spent time with someone who was diagnosed with coronavirus.

Yep, guy on her left shoulder has rested positive, so now we see the hem on these pants.

Unreal. They are literally dragging on the floor. I know it’s a fine line but still....

Someone needs to tell her that's for drapes, not pants.

She was trying to pull a Comey and blend into the carpet.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Another picture from the festivities:

Caption: coke and instagram filters are a wicked mix

Stuff of nightmares...

Vanessa II has got to change her hair. I get it, there’s a lot of plastic surgery mishaps here, but better hair could help.

Those dresses are incomprehensibly ugly. And what is up with the purple glow--is that a filter or some sort of weird party lighting? It reminds me of the 80's high school graduation head shots. Or a birthday party for 9 year olds.
And does anyone else think the bare legs with the super short mini and stilleto heels is really unattractive? There are very, very few women who look good with that lookl

Was the party theme "UglydressesfromTheLimitedsalerackin1989"?

I thought padded shoulders were out.


Mean girls never die, they just change their instagram filters...

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:This (setting ASIDE the makeup) is okay.

She looks like a little girl. The coat is too high waisted for her.

And the arms are too short.

This is a horribly fitting coat from top to bottom.

The arms are supposed to be short.

But on her it looks like she put on a child's coat. The arms are supposed to be short, but the coat isn't supposed to be tight - so it makes the whole thing look wrong.

Cropped sleeves need to hit the mark, too. They're too long on her to look definitely cropped. They're 3/4 in the samples. The tuck forming at her arm pit is bad fit, but seems to be a feature of this mediocre coat.

I see everything you're saying, but somehow it still looks really cute on Ivanka. It's ugly on the models and it just an ugly coat. For whatever reason, though, it works for Ivanka.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This (setting ASIDE the makeup) is okay.

She looks like a little girl. The coat is too high waisted for her.

And the arms are too short.

This is a horribly fitting coat from top to bottom.

The arms are supposed to be short.

But on her it looks like she put on a child's coat. The arms are supposed to be short, but the coat isn't supposed to be tight - so it makes the whole thing look wrong.

Cropped sleeves need to hit the mark, too. They're too long on her to look definitely cropped. They're 3/4 in the samples. The tuck forming at her arm pit is bad fit, but seems to be a feature of this mediocre coat.

I see everything you're saying, but somehow it still looks really cute on Ivanka. It's ugly on the models and it just an ugly coat. For whatever reason, though, it works for Ivanka.

Agreed! She has so, so many misses but I really think this is cute on her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Another picture from the festivities:

What a horror! New Vanessa used to look so pretty in her Gavin Newsom days.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Another picture from the festivities:

What is that setting? Those look like foam pillars from the Disney castle.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Another picture from the festivities:

Caption: coke and instagram filters are a wicked mix

Stuff of nightmares...

Vanessa II has got to change her hair. I get it, there’s a lot of plastic surgery mishaps here, but better hair could help.

Those dresses are incomprehensibly ugly. And what is up with the purple glow--is that a filter or some sort of weird party lighting? It reminds me of the 80's high school graduation head shots. Or a birthday party for 9 year olds.
And does anyone else think the bare legs with the super short mini and stilleto heels is really unattractive? There are very, very few women who look good with that lookl

Unless you're a teenager, it just looks trashy.

[Anonymous]

"Looks like Tobacco Road." My mom.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

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Those dresses are incomprehensibly ugly. And what is up with the purple glow--is that a filter or some sort of weird party lighting? It reminds me of the 80's high school graduation head shots. Or a birthday party for 9 year olds.
And does anyone else think the bare legs with the super short mini and stilleto heels is really unattractive? There are very, very few women who look good with that lookl

They look amazing on thin, proportionate 20 year olds at a club.

They look like they wannabe 20. Ugh.

Awful. I show my HS aged DD pictures like these as examples of poor taste and the insidiousness of people in certain social circles. One looks better when not trying so hard to maintain an illusion of youth.