Jen Hatmaker

[Anonymous]

Jen's Advent messages are so empty, cloying, and opportunistic. Her smile is so fake and predatory. I feel uncomfortable just watching it. We all know what Jen is really about more money for her next MeCruise and because it's Christmas she thought, with her "team"?, that she'd attempt to spread a little spiritual wisdom to the masses? The problem is, for only about more money for herself, and also, she has nothing original or interesting to say. She's an empty pair of carefully torn legging style sassy jeans.

[Anonymous]

The amount of time Jen spends shilling crap online indicates that she has a pretty serious case flow problem. I imagine her monthly expenses are still pretty outrageous. Problem is she's not the same Jen anymore from a decade ago. She's not a bestselling author, she's not on TV, and she's not filling auditoriums on speaking tours anymore.

[Anonymous]

Tina posted on December 3rd that it's their 1 year anniversary, and the past 3 years with Brandon have been amazing. Does that line up with the timeline of when Jen and Brandon got divorced? It's just so shocking that Tina and Brandon have already been together for 3 years! And that they still look so infatuated with each other.

[Anonymous]

I wonder if Jen sees the writing on the wall that she’s fading fast and trying to get as much from it as she can while she can. Or even she’s sick of the constant grifting and begging and faking and preening and lying but she can’t afford to stop or find another way.

Whichever, I get an undercurrent of desperation more and more in her posts.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jen's Advent messages are so empty, cloying, and opportunistic. Her smile is so fake and predatory. I feel uncomfortable just watching it. We all know what Jen is really about more money for her next MeCruise and because it's Christmas she thought, with her "team"?, that she'd attempt to spread a little spiritual wisdom to the masses? The problem is, for only about more money for herself, and also, she has nothing original or interesting to say. She's an empty pair of carefully torn legging style sassy jeans.

She really thinks we are so lost and shallow we need her patronizing guidance? Yep.

[Anonymous]

A 9-5 could be really stabilizing for her, in a lot of ways. It may feel like "rock bottom" for her if she's unable to continue monetizing herself, but there could be a ton of freedom in it too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A 9-5 could be really stabilizing for her, in a lot of ways. It may feel like "rock bottom" for her if she's unable to continue monetizing herself, but there could be a ton of freedom in it too.

Absolutely.

She could do a lot of different, legitimate things.

She could teach writing and social media journalism at UT and still make some money from free lance writing projects. She’s a legit funny writer and if she was freed up from the burden of Always Be Shilling she could write from the heart and have much more impact.

Now her writing is all over the place and disjointed and desperate sounding.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Tina posted on December 3rd that it's their 1 year anniversary, and the past 3 years with Brandon have been amazing. Does that line up with the timeline of when Jen and Brandon got divorced? It's just so shocking that Tina and Brandon have already been together for 3 years! And that they still look so infatuated with each other.

Very interesting. Jen and Brandon divorced in August 2020. Brandon either knew Tina before or met her very quickly after. Jen and Tyler revealed their relationship in February 2022 but I think they met in November 2021.

Tyler will never marry Jen. In response to the other poster, I think Jen is smart enough to know that her relationship and grifts are completely inauthentic. I think that’s why she’s spiralling so hard. Rather than take a step back and refocus, she’s just throwing shit at the wall trying to elevate her brand.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A 9-5 could be really stabilizing for her, in a lot of ways. It may feel like "rock bottom" for her if she's unable to continue monetizing herself, but there could be a ton of freedom in it too.

Absolutely.

She could do a lot of different, legitimate things.

She could teach writing and social media journalism at UT and still make some money from free lance writing projects. She’s a legit funny writer and if she was freed up from the burden of Always Be Shilling she could write from the heart and have much more impact.

Now her writing is all over the place and disjointed and desperate sounding.

UT would not hire her. Maybe Texas State.

[Anonymous]

UT would not hire her. They expect a PHD from a higher tier college. Maybe a community college.

[Anonymous]

Even most colleges these days require a masters degree.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Tina posted on December 3rd that it's their 1 year anniversary, and the past 3 years with Brandon have been amazing. Does that line up with the timeline of when Jen and Brandon got divorced? It's just so shocking that Tina and Brandon have already been together for 3 years! And that they still look so infatuated with each other.

Yes, I saw that. I wonder if he posted anything? He has me blocked I think. And they split up over 3 years ago. I’m pretty certain though that they got together either right after the divorce or right before, but I know she’s not the one he had an affair with. Tina is 50 and the other girl was in her 20’s. Her post are typically always about Brando and how much she loves him so they appear happy. Like I said though, he has me blocked so I wonder if he gushes over her like she does him.

[Anonymous]

Jen has hardcore cry face in today’s shill video. Like she’s been crying a lot today.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Tina posted on December 3rd that it's their 1 year anniversary, and the past 3 years with Brandon have been amazing. Does that line up with the timeline of when Jen and Brandon got divorced? It's just so shocking that Tina and Brandon have already been together for 3 years! And that they still look so infatuated with each other.

Yes, I saw that. I wonder if he posted anything? He has me blocked I think. And they split up over 3 years ago. I’m pretty certain though that they got together either right after the divorce or right before, but I know she’s not the one he had an affair with. Tina is 50 and the other girl was in her 20’s. Her post are typically always about Brando and how much she loves him so they appear happy. Like I said though, he has me blocked so I wonder if he gushes over her like she does him.

He has me blocked too. Shit, let me know if he is not pining over Barbie. I’ll slide in her DM’s real fast!

[Anonymous]

Brandon doesn't have me blocked. On Dec 3 he posted '3 years ago you walked into my life and I found my smile again. Im still smiling. I literally don't think it's possible for 2 people to have more fun together. One year ago we said I Do. I can't imagine my life today had we not crossed paths. I love you Tina!!'
So yes.. He's gushy too.