Annoying moms

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Moms for whom the usual distinctions are not exclusive enough: DS doesn't go to a "Big Three"; he attends one of the "Big Two" (but clearly not the "Big One"); DD isn't at an Ivy; she's at the "top-ranked Ivy."

ditto. this makes me want to puke.

[Anonymous]

I'm a annoying mom and I lovet it.

My son it is not perfect but he is a lovely boy with a great smile, loves me,daddy and the entire family. goes with everyone and cries only if he is hungry or tired.


everybody is different so, everyone has a different way to raise your children.

Brazilian mom here

[Anonymous]

Moms who believe they have no friends because everyone else is mean, clueless, snooty, insecure, unhappy, etc.

[Anonymous]

Every mother in "this area." This area is full of mean people. People in this area are so shallow that they don't even like my expensive car. They are so standoffish that they don't even thank me when I tell them that they should not be bottle-feeding their children. This area sucks and I want to live somewhere else but my husband has a high-paying job here that's paying for me to use this computer while my baby naps in our single-family home.

All of the moms in this area cut in line at the supermarket, and are too competitive about school which is ridiculous because no child is as gifted as my children, and teachers in this area are too stupid to give them the special instruction that they need.

Traffic in this area is bad; I have to live where there is high traffic because the low-traffic places in this area are filled with "those people," you know, the foreign nannies.

All moms in this area are annoying but me. They don't want to be my friend because they are snooty, but the joke's on them because in the area where I came from, I was the most popular person and everyone was as nice as me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Every mother in "this area." This area is full of mean people. People in this area are so shallow that they don't even like my expensive car. They are so standoffish that they don't even thank me when I tell them that they should not be bottle-feeding their children. This area sucks and I want to live somewhere else but my husband has a high-paying job here that's paying for me to use this computer while my baby naps in our single-family home.

All of the moms in this area cut in line at the supermarket, and are too competitive about school which is ridiculous because no child is as gifted as my children, and teachers in this area are too stupid to give them the special instruction that they need.

Traffic in this area is bad; I have to live where there is high traffic because the low-traffic places in this area are filled with "those people," you know, the foreign nannies.

All moms in this area are annoying but me. They don't want to be my friend because they are snooty, but the joke's on them because in the area where I came from, I was the most popular person and everyone was as nice as me.

Moms who go on and on about traffic when the subject is annoying moms.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Every mother in "this area." This area is full of mean people. People in this area are so shallow that they don't even like my expensive car. They are so standoffish that they don't even thank me when I tell them that they should not be bottle-feeding their children. This area sucks and I want to live somewhere else but my husband has a high-paying job here that's paying for me to use this computer while my baby naps in our single-family home.

All of the moms in this area cut in line at the supermarket, and are too competitive about school which is ridiculous because no child is as gifted as my children, and teachers in this area are too stupid to give them the special instruction that they need.

Traffic in this area is bad; I have to live where there is high traffic because the low-traffic places in this area are filled with "those people," you know, the foreign nannies.

All moms in this area are annoying but me. They don't want to be my friend because they are snooty, but the joke's on them because in the area where I came from, I was the most popular person and everyone was as nice as me.

Moms who go on and on about traffic when the subject is annoying moms.

Moms with debilitating irony impairments.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Every mother in "this area." This area is full of mean people. People in this area are so shallow that they don't even like my expensive car. They are so standoffish that they don't even thank me when I tell them that they should not be bottle-feeding their children. This area sucks and I want to live somewhere else but my husband has a high-paying job here that's paying for me to use this computer while my baby naps in our single-family home.

All of the moms in this area cut in line at the supermarket, and are too competitive about school which is ridiculous because no child is as gifted as my children, and teachers in this area are too stupid to give them the special instruction that they need.

Traffic in this area is bad; I have to live where there is high traffic because the low-traffic places in this area are filled with "those people," you know, the foreign nannies.

All moms in this area are annoying but me. They don't want to be my friend because they are snooty, but the joke's on them because in the area where I came from, I was the most popular person and everyone was as nice as me.

Are you serious? How arrogant !!! You just topped my list of the most annoying moms ever!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Every mother in "this area." This area is full of mean people. People in this area are so shallow that they don't even like my expensive car. They are so standoffish that they don't even thank me when I tell them that they should not be bottle-feeding their children. This area sucks and I want to live somewhere else but my husband has a high-paying job here that's paying for me to use this computer while my baby naps in our single-family home.

All of the moms in this area cut in line at the supermarket, and are too competitive about school which is ridiculous because no child is as gifted as my children, and teachers in this area are too stupid to give them the special instruction that they need.

Traffic in this area is bad; I have to live where there is high traffic because the low-traffic places in this area are filled with "those people," you know, the foreign nannies.

All moms in this area are annoying but me. They don't want to be my friend because they are snooty, but the joke's on them because in the area where I came from, I was the most popular person and everyone was as nice as me.

Are you serious? How arrogant !!! You just topped my list of the most annoying moms ever!!!

Moms with no irony radar.

[Anonymous]

Are you serious? How arrogant !!! You just topped my list of the most annoying moms ever!!!

Yes, she was completely serious!

Top of my list - moms who've had a lobotomy.

[Anonymous]

I was thinking about and she is right.... DC moms are F%&$%$annoying!!!!!!


they treat their children as their toys/robots.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Moms who say, if that's the worst problem in your life you should consider yourself blessed. Really? I can't post anything unless on DCUM unless it's the worst problem in the world? Maybe I should add.... "and I've got cancer" at the end of each post.

On the day I purchased my clean and functional microwave from Target, the heavens opened up and the face of God appeared, reinforcing the fact that I was truly blessed to have purchased such a high-quality product.

Haha! Now this made me laugh. Even if you're making fun of me.

- the dirty microwave OP

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm a annoying mom and I lovet it.

My son it is not perfect but he is a lovely boy with a great smile, loves me,daddy and the entire family. goes with everyone and cries only if he is hungry or tired.


everybody is different so, everyone has a different way to raise your children.

Brazilian mom here

Me too!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I was thinking about and she is right.... DC moms are F%&$%$annoying!!!!!!


they treat their children as their toys/robots.

I was the "this area" poster and I was attempting to poke fun of the "this area" complaint that comes up on every contentious thread.

Alas, I will never be a comedian. Still astonished that anyone could take that post seriously.

At least I can be an annoying mom. It's liberating.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Moms who say, if that's the worst problem in your life you should consider yourself blessed. Really? I can't post anything unless on DCUM unless it's the worst problem in the world? Maybe I should add.... "and I've got cancer" at the end of each post.

On the day I purchased my clean and functional microwave from Target, the heavens opened up and the face of God appeared, reinforcing the fact that I was truly blessed to have purchased such a high-quality product.

Haha! Now this made me laugh. Even if you're making fun of me.

- the dirty microwave OP

Someone who is NOT an annoying mom is one who can laugh at herself

[Anonymous]

Moms who don't wipe their kids after they pee