Why can't you drive?

[Anonymous]

- Why don't you understand that slower traffic keeps right - not just on the highway?
- Why don't you signal?
- Why can't you pick a damn lane, and then stay within the lines?
- Why don't you know how to enter a turn lane - instead of not entering it fully, and blocking the main lane?
- Why do you turn in some weird hook, question mark shaped maneuver like a semi truck, but you drive a Lexus RX?
- Why can't you park relatively evenly between the lines? Why is that so damn hard?
- Why do you park more than 6" from the curb, in some awful attempt at parallel parking? Or worse--more than 1 foot? Or worse, more than TWO FEET?
- Why can't you properly yield at a stop sign? Why is it so damn hard for you to wait your turn?
- Why don't you know how to switch lanes? Relying on the little light on your side mirrors is NOT sufficient.
- Why on earth is it so hard for you to drive like a normal person who has some semblance of spatial awareness?

[Anonymous]

You sound charming.

[Anonymous]

To piss people like you off.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:To piss people like you off.

Oh, and it feels soooo good!

[Anonymous]

I can’t decide if you’re complaining about Maryland drivers or if you ARE a Maryland driver.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I can’t decide if you’re complaining about Maryland drivers or if you ARE a Maryland driver.

dp

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:- Why don't you understand that slower traffic keeps right - not just on the highway?
- Why don't you signal?
- Why can't you pick a damn lane, and then stay within the lines?
- Why don't you know how to enter a turn lane - instead of not entering it fully, and blocking the main lane?
- Why do you turn in some weird hook, question mark shaped maneuver like a semi truck, but you drive a Lexus RX?
- Why can't you park relatively evenly between the lines? Why is that so damn hard?
- Why do you park more than 6" from the curb, in some awful attempt at parallel parking? Or worse--more than 1 foot? Or worse, more than TWO FEET?
- Why can't you properly yield at a stop sign? Why is it so damn hard for you to wait your turn?
- Why don't you know how to switch lanes? Relying on the little light on your side mirrors is NOT sufficient.
- Why on earth is it so hard for you to drive like a normal person who has some semblance of spatial awareness?

OP just imagine dealing with all that and more, but you're on a bicycle.

[Anonymous]

I do all that.I even see when you are in a hurry and I get out of your way since I'm usually not.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:- Why don't you understand that slower traffic keeps right - not just on the highway?
- Why don't you signal?
- Why can't you pick a damn lane, and then stay within the lines?
- Why don't you know how to enter a turn lane - instead of not entering it fully, and blocking the main lane?
- Why do you turn in some weird hook, question mark shaped maneuver like a semi truck, but you drive a Lexus RX?
- Why can't you park relatively evenly between the lines? Why is that so damn hard?
- Why do you park more than 6" from the curb, in some awful attempt at parallel parking? Or worse--more than 1 foot? Or worse, more than TWO FEET?
- Why can't you properly yield at a stop sign? Why is it so damn hard for you to wait your turn?
- Why don't you know how to switch lanes? Relying on the little light on your side mirrors is NOT sufficient.
- Why on earth is it so hard for you to drive like a normal person who has some semblance of spatial awareness?

A couple to add:

- Why the hell do you give me the finger when it was you who jumped out-of-turn at a 4-way-stop sign?
- Are you really in such a damn hurry that you have to go 15 mph down my residential street with small children playing in the sidewalks?
- Can you please get the nose of your car out of my car's rear? At 65 mph on the beltway, what you are doing is unbelievable dangerous.
- Why don't you just take Uber and make the roads safer for the rest of us?

[Anonymous]

Are you really in such a damn hurry that you have to go 15 mph down my residential street with small children playing in the sidewalks?

If you have a problem with cars driving on your street ten miles below the posted speed limit, your kids should play in your backyard instead.

[Anonymous]

because we can't all be perfect like OP

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Are you really in such a damn hurry that you have to go 15 mph down my residential street with small children playing in the sidewalks?

If you have a problem with cars driving on your street ten miles below the posted speed limit, your kids should play in your backyard instead.

15 mph OVER the speed limit. I mistyped.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:because we can't all be perfect like OP

Can you explain what is so especially challenging for you, concerning any of the above?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:because we can't all be perfect like OP

You are lame.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:because we can't all be perfect like OP

You are lame.