The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This just came up in a DM article about her Thanksgiving Insta posts. Did we discuss this?

Why are all the males in matching getups?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I like how she wears a cardigan to make that Russian grandma stripper corset number appropriate, but makes sure it’s open and just revealing enough to remind us that she’s still there.

I thought that at first too but I don’t think there is any cardigan. Just a weird strappy neckline.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So classy. Can her body language make it more obvious she's itching to divorce this schmuck. Yikes!

Lara’s in great shape and she doesn’t have the crazy bolt-ons like Ivanka and Melania.

She looks gross and her bolt ons could not be more apparent.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I like how she wears a cardigan to make that Russian grandma stripper corset number appropriate, but makes sure it’s open and just revealing enough to remind us that she’s still there.

Would that it were a cardigan. A cardigan would make it normal. But it's not. It's the sleeves of the dress.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So classy. Can her body language make it more obvious she's itching to divorce this schmuck. Yikes!

What on earth are you babbling about? She looks perfectly fine and happy here - they all do. Get a life.

[Anonymous]

The parents look like a couple of criminals and the wee ones look like they'll be visiting a lot of family in the big house.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So classy. Can her body language make it more obvious she's itching to divorce this schmuck. Yikes!

I hate them and I hate when they publish photos of their children but they all look completely normal here. You’re nuts.

Hi Lara! It is not “completely normal” to dress like that bare stomach at her age as a mother and have your fake boobs out and nipping at that in a holiday family photo. It is classless. And her body language is obviously creating distance from both the kids and husband. I would bet anything they don’t have sex with each other and she’s just counting down the months or years until some prenup clause kicks in. Photos like this are to showcase her availability.

WOW, do you have issues. Serious, serious issues.
DP

[Anonymous]

^^ you are not doing this right.

[Anonymous]

[mastodon]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So classy. Can her body language make it more obvious she's itching to divorce this schmuck. Yikes!

What on earth are you babbling about? She looks perfectly fine and happy here - they all do. Get a life.

Serious question. You don’t think that Lara looks like a person who takes a lot of anabolic steroids and has an eating disorder, never mind the implants? Rest of the family looks normal other than the kids’ creepy hand gestures.

If you think she looks normal or healthy, please explain why.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I like how she wears a cardigan to make that Russian grandma stripper corset number appropriate, but makes sure it’s open and just revealing enough to remind us that she’s still there.

Would that it were a cardigan. A cardigan would make it normal. But it's not. It's the sleeves of the dress.

Oh my dear. You’re right. Sigh.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I like how she wears a cardigan to make that Russian grandma stripper corset number appropriate, but makes sure it’s open and just revealing enough to remind us that she’s still there.

Would that it were a cardigan. A cardigan would make it normal. But it's not. It's the sleeves of the dress.

Oh my dear. You’re right. Sigh.

Peak Russian stripper grandma.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So classy. Can her body language make it more obvious she's itching to divorce this schmuck. Yikes!

What on earth are you babbling about? She looks perfectly fine and happy here - they all do. Get a life.

Different poster here. They just look like typical corny show-offs, with the vibe like, look, we’re on the beach in November! We live here, aren’t you jealous? Kind of like Christmas cards with a surfing Santa wearing sunglasses because we live in Florida, CA or Hawaii. And also, look at my bod, I’m skinny on my beach where you aren’t!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This just came up in a DM article about her Thanksgiving Insta posts. Did we discuss this?

Why are all the males in matching getups?

I’m not sure I can explain this right but there is something about Jared’s mien, and Ivanka’s too, but a bit less so, that is so…I don’t know—calm and controlled? Like they stand so straight and their hands are placed just so. Yet I think it’s not a pose, but this is their personalities coming through, just very contained, tight and sort of delicate. (The white t-shirts do him no favors.)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So classy. Can her body language make it more obvious she's itching to divorce this schmuck. Yikes!

What on earth are you babbling about? She looks perfectly fine and happy here - they all do. Get a life.

Gristly, veiny. With fake silicone bags as an afterthought.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This just came up in a DM article about her Thanksgiving Insta posts. Did we discuss this?

Why are all the males in matching getups?

Jared looks like a grinning lizard.