Have you ever found out that someone is having an affair and thought to yourself...

[Anonymous]

Who the crap would have an affair with that person?

Two recent examples:
- neighbor with a dad bod who drinks a lot cheats on his objectively good looking wife
- another who is one of the most unpleasant women on the planet and leaves her husband and children to go off with some low life.

Makes you wonder.

[Anonymous]

In these cases, I’d be happy for the cheated upon spouses. They have a fresh opportunity for a happy life so long as they don’t spend days posting on DCUM obsessing over the cheater and AP.

[Anonymous]

How often do you find out about affairs? Me, never.

[Anonymous]

For #1 I would assume the objectively good looking wife is frigid as a penguin and that the dad bod conceals a very sizeable...well you get the idea.

[Anonymous]

#1: There’s a lid for every pot. AP likes his dad bod.

#2: One man’s trash is another’s treasure. Perhaps the unpleasant woman is an absolute kitten with her AP?

[Anonymous]

People always affair down.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:For #1 I would assume the objectively good looking wife is frigid as a penguin and that the dad bod conceals a very sizeable...well you get the idea.

So, so true.

[Anonymous]

Sex. The answer is always sex.

Why would dad bod leave his hot wife? She doesn't put out.

Why would the unpleasant wife/mom leave her family for a lowlife? Sex!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:For #1 I would assume the objectively good looking wife is frigid as a penguin and that the dad bod conceals a very sizeable...well you get the idea.

So, so true.

Nope! You would be assuming wrong. I was the wife, totally down in bed, and Dad Bod was just average.

But he had a desperate need for attention and lied as easily as he walked. And he was actually intimidated by my "number", which was 10, and wanted to even the score.

Sorry to break up your little fantasy that if you are good in bed or pretty that you won't get cheated on. Jennifer Aniston and Denise Richard's got cheated on.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:For #1 I would assume the objectively good looking wife is frigid as a penguin and that the dad bod conceals a very sizeable...well you get the idea.

So, so true.

Nope! You would be assuming wrong. I was the wife, totally down in bed, and Dad Bod was just average.

But he had a desperate need for attention and lied as easily as he walked. And he was actually intimidated by my "number", which was 10, and wanted to even the score.

Sorry to break up your little fantasy that if you are good in bed or pretty that you won't get cheated on. Jennifer Aniston and Denise Richard's got cheated on.

Wow, 10?? Slut!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:People always affair down.

Unless you are a celebrity.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:For #1 I would assume the objectively good looking wife is frigid as a penguin and that the dad bod conceals a very sizeable...well you get the idea.

So, so true.

Nope! You would be assuming wrong. I was the wife, totally down in bed, and Dad Bod was just average.

But he had a desperate need for attention and lied as easily as he walked. And he was actually intimidated by my "number", which was 10, and wanted to even the score.

Sorry to break up your little fantasy that if you are good in bed or pretty that you won't get cheated on. Jennifer Aniston and Denise Richard's got cheated on.

He was tired of your constant nagging and telling him what he's doing wrong, just because it wasn't done your way.

That's why I have an AP. Someone I can talk to and have fun with. Half the times we meet, and we don't even have sex.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:People always affair down.

So not true. I've been with a handful of women who were so far out of my league. Ok, maybe they affaired down. Not me.

[Anonymous]

I “dated” a married man (didn’t know it at first but that’s a story for another day) who had a dad bod but he just had that certain sexy something and was an absolute tiger in the sack. I couldn’t get enough. (And no, it wasn’t the “off limits” factor because I didn’t know at first, and it was this intense from the get go.)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I “dated” a married man (didn’t know it at first but that’s a story for another day) who had a dad bod but he just had that certain sexy something and was an absolute tiger in the sack. I couldn’t get enough. (And no, it wasn’t the “off limits” factor because I didn’t know at first, and it was this intense from the get go.)

Sounds like soulmate material. What happened?