The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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I forgot she's pregnant but even accounting for that, I don't like these. The velvet blazer matches the shoes, but why have this blazer with this dress anyway? The b&w picture really makes it look like she wrapped herself up in a king size jersey bedsheet.

I love this look - both the dress and velvet blazer.

I like the dress but don't think it looks good on her here. In theory the gathers make sense for maternity wear, but I think they are actually exaggerating the size of her baby bump in a way that is not balanced by the top of the dress, with the high neckline. It's either making her look like she's carrying super low, or exaggerating the fact that she's carrying low. And it's doing nothing for her boobs but pulling them down towards her belly. When she's wearing the jacket over she shoulders, it only exacerbates this problem because of the oversized cut of the jacket, adding width and weight. The whole thing is really unflattering, IMO.

Entirely possible that my absolute hatred of this woman and everything she stands for is making me view this outfit through a negative lens. Sorry, when you are this ugly on the inside, it's inevitable that people will perceive you as ugly on the outside too.

I agree with your take on the dress and appreciate that you are questioning your objectivity. I will say that in that picture with her dad, she had the same cute smile that someone posted as the “Before” version of the grotesque Vanity Fair lip injection “After” picture.

That’s her husband

I died

I’m dead now

I’ll be here all week.

It was artful.

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Anonymous wrote:Usha looks good at the Opening Ceremony

Her hair and makeup looks good, do we think she's actually got someone doing these for her now, at least for some appearances? Or did she get lessons? No more frizzy hair, makeup looks crisp and professionally applied and is actually in the right shades.

Her clothes are boring as hell. I guess it's better than her showing up carrying a bedazzled TRUMP clutch or a coat that says "I really don't care, do you?" but it's not even interesting enough to comment on. The bar is so low for her.

Eh, I think boring is better in her case. She lacks the polish to pull off something truly creative. The bar IS low for her but it's because this time a year ago she was wearing pilly sweaters and wrinkled dresses out in public.

I do think she and Melania need to get their colors analyzed. Enough with the warm neutrals! They do nothing for either of you.

You can do boring in a pretty way. Princess Kate wears boring clothes but she wears bright colors and jewelry so it's fun. It's like the same 5 outfits on repeat though.

The refusal to wear color is really weird. I don't know what to make of it. Maybe something Trump demands? I don't get it.

She doesn’t care. I mean, it’s as simple as that. Clothes and fashion and wearing colors that make her look better just isn’t something she cares about.

I honestly think it’s fine. Not everyone cares about clothes, and she looks a lot more passable now.

This. I am not sure if it was the Erika Kirk stuff, or she just got more comfortable in her role, but she looks a LOT better. I know there was someone who insisted she always looked great! No really! for the first year but she really did not. She looks fine now.

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I forgot she's pregnant but even accounting for that, I don't like these. The velvet blazer matches the shoes, but why have this blazer with this dress anyway? The b&w picture really makes it look like she wrapped herself up in a king size jersey bedsheet.

I love this look - both the dress and velvet blazer.

I don't like the shade of green with the dress color, and a blazer cut does not complement the style of the dress at all.

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This I think is pretty but I'd prefer not to have the solid material missing from the midriff.

BTW, the Instagram post says
wenty years. Over $50 million raised. Countless children given hope.
Last night was a testament to my brother @erictrump big heart and unwavering commitment to St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital. And though our mother is no longer with us, her spirit filled the room … I felt her especially close, wearing a dress that once belonged to her. Mom would have been so proud of you baby brother ! Legacy isn’t just what we build, but the love we carry forward.

So. . . . why not show SOMETHING about St. Jude's in the photo???

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I forgot she's pregnant but even accounting for that, I don't like these. The velvet blazer matches the shoes, but why have this blazer with this dress anyway? The b&w picture really makes it look like she wrapped herself up in a king size jersey bedsheet.

I love this look - both the dress and velvet blazer.

I don't like the shade of green with the dress color, and a blazer cut does not complement the style of the dress at all.

Green? Pretty sure that's a black velvet blazer. Love it paired with the dress.

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This I think is pretty but I'd prefer not to have the solid material missing from the midriff.

BTW, the Instagram post says
wenty years. Over $50 million raised. Countless children given hope.
Last night was a testament to my brother @erictrump big heart and unwavering commitment to St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital. And though our mother is no longer with us, her spirit filled the room … I felt her especially close, wearing a dress that once belonged to her. Mom would have been so proud of you baby brother ! Legacy isn’t just what we build, but the love we carry forward.

So. . . . why not show SOMETHING about St. Jude's in the photo???

I feel like I've seen her wear fifty variants of that dress. It's cute on her, but how many versions did Ivanna own?

She also wore a black and gold version

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Damn, I would kill for those legs!

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I forgot she's pregnant but even accounting for that, I don't like these. The velvet blazer matches the shoes, but why have this blazer with this dress anyway? The b&w picture really makes it look like she wrapped herself up in a king size jersey bedsheet.

I love this look - both the dress and velvet blazer.

I don't like the shade of green with the dress color, and a blazer cut does not complement the style of the dress at all.

Green? Pretty sure that's a black velvet blazer. Love it paired with the dress.

Was more apparent when I saw it on instagram, like a very, very dark green on dress and shoes because of greenish light reflecting on it. I suppose could just be the difference of fabric and dye compared to her husband (different black dye).

As for the jacket, the cut makes no sense to me and somehow the length of the dress makes it worse. I found some images online where a blazer is worn with a long unstructured dress but usually it was a maxi dress not floor length, otherwise the color would be much closer to the dress--like a deep coral jacket with a long ruffled patterned coral dress, or a deep dark turquoise dress (not floor length but unstructured) paired with black jacket. This jacket to my eyes really came off as the darkest green you could imagine with the (magenta?) dress.

chatgpt agrees with me:
The jacket actively fights the dress.

What works
The dress itself is strong: the deep red color is flattering, the drape is elegant, and the knot detail gives intentional asymmetry.
The silhouette of the dress is soft, fluid, and evening-appropriate.
The color contrast (red + black) is classic and not the problem. (I don't agree, although maybe color combined with cut is my issue)

What doesn’t work (the core issue)
The jacket is too structured, too masculine, and too business-coded for the dress.
Gold buttons + sharp shoulders read boardroom blazer, not eveningwear.
The length cuts the body at an awkward point, interrupting the dress’s vertical line.
It looks like an afterthought—something thrown on for warmth or modesty rather than a deliberate styling choice. --that's how it hit me

Chatgpt goes on more but you get the idea

...I don't like the outfit but that's insane you asked chatgpt to validate your argument with a stranger online. Congrats on wasting 50,000 gallons of water for that.

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I forgot she's pregnant but even accounting for that, I don't like these. The velvet blazer matches the shoes, but why have this blazer with this dress anyway? The b&w picture really makes it look like she wrapped herself up in a king size jersey bedsheet.

I love this look - both the dress and velvet blazer.

I don't like the shade of green with the dress color, and a blazer cut does not complement the style of the dress at all.

Green? Pretty sure that's a black velvet blazer. Love it paired with the dress.

Was more apparent when I saw it on instagram, like a very, very dark green on dress and shoes because of greenish light reflecting on it. I suppose could just be the difference of fabric and dye compared to her husband (different black dye).

As for the jacket, the cut makes no sense to me and somehow the length of the dress makes it worse. I found some images online where a blazer is worn with a long unstructured dress but usually it was a maxi dress not floor length, otherwise the color would be much closer to the dress--like a deep coral jacket with a long ruffled patterned coral dress, or a deep dark turquoise dress (not floor length but unstructured) paired with black jacket. This jacket to my eyes really came off as the darkest green you could imagine with the (magenta?) dress.

chatgpt agrees with me:
The jacket actively fights the dress.

What works
The dress itself is strong: the deep red color is flattering, the drape is elegant, and the knot detail gives intentional asymmetry.
The silhouette of the dress is soft, fluid, and evening-appropriate.
The color contrast (red + black) is classic and not the problem. (I don't agree, although maybe color combined with cut is my issue)

What doesn’t work (the core issue)
The jacket is too structured, too masculine, and too business-coded for the dress.
Gold buttons + sharp shoulders read boardroom blazer, not eveningwear.
The length cuts the body at an awkward point, interrupting the dress’s vertical line.
It looks like an afterthought—something thrown on for warmth or modesty rather than a deliberate styling choice. --that's how it hit me

Chatgpt goes on more but you get the idea

...I don't like the outfit but that's insane you asked chatgpt to validate your argument with a stranger online. Congrats on wasting 50,000 gallons of water for that.

DP and I’m not invested in the argument but the issue of water usage due to AI is very overblown.

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I forgot she's pregnant but even accounting for that, I don't like these. The velvet blazer matches the shoes, but why have this blazer with this dress anyway? The b&w picture really makes it look like she wrapped herself up in a king size jersey bedsheet.

I love this look - both the dress and velvet blazer.

I don't like the shade of green with the dress color, and a blazer cut does not complement the style of the dress at all.

Green? Pretty sure that's a black velvet blazer. Love it paired with the dress.

Was more apparent when I saw it on instagram, like a very, very dark green on dress and shoes because of greenish light reflecting on it. I suppose could just be the difference of fabric and dye compared to her husband (different black dye).

As for the jacket, the cut makes no sense to me and somehow the length of the dress makes it worse. I found some images online where a blazer is worn with a long unstructured dress but usually it was a maxi dress not floor length, otherwise the color would be much closer to the dress--like a deep coral jacket with a long ruffled patterned coral dress, or a deep dark turquoise dress (not floor length but unstructured) paired with black jacket. This jacket to my eyes really came off as the darkest green you could imagine with the (magenta?) dress.

chatgpt agrees with me:
The jacket actively fights the dress.

What works
The dress itself is strong: the deep red color is flattering, the drape is elegant, and the knot detail gives intentional asymmetry.
The silhouette of the dress is soft, fluid, and evening-appropriate.
The color contrast (red + black) is classic and not the problem. (I don't agree, although maybe color combined with cut is my issue)

What doesn’t work (the core issue)
The jacket is too structured, too masculine, and too business-coded for the dress.
Gold buttons + sharp shoulders read boardroom blazer, not eveningwear.
The length cuts the body at an awkward point, interrupting the dress’s vertical line.
It looks like an afterthought—something thrown on for warmth or modesty rather than a deliberate styling choice. --that's how it hit me

Chatgpt goes on more but you get the idea

...I don't like the outfit but that's insane you asked chatgpt to validate your argument with a stranger online. Congrats on wasting 50,000 gallons of water for that.

Seriously!! And I personally disagree with the ChatGPT rant. I love the juxtaposition of a blazer (in a soft fabric, like velvet) with the flowy evening dress.

[Anonymous]

Here is another example of this look - love it. It looks modern and chic.

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I forgot she's pregnant but even accounting for that, I don't like these. The velvet blazer matches the shoes, but why have this blazer with this dress anyway? The b&w picture really makes it look like she wrapped herself up in a king size jersey bedsheet.

I love this look - both the dress and velvet blazer.

I don't like the shade of green with the dress color, and a blazer cut does not complement the style of the dress at all.

Green? Pretty sure that's a black velvet blazer. Love it paired with the dress.

Was more apparent when I saw it on instagram, like a very, very dark green on dress and shoes because of greenish light reflecting on it. I suppose could just be the difference of fabric and dye compared to her husband (different black dye).

As for the jacket, the cut makes no sense to me and somehow the length of the dress makes it worse. I found some images online where a blazer is worn with a long unstructured dress but usually it was a maxi dress not floor length, otherwise the color would be much closer to the dress--like a deep coral jacket with a long ruffled patterned coral dress, or a deep dark turquoise dress (not floor length but unstructured) paired with black jacket. This jacket to my eyes really came off as the darkest green you could imagine with the (magenta?) dress.

chatgpt agrees with me:
The jacket actively fights the dress.

What works
The dress itself is strong: the deep red color is flattering, the drape is elegant, and the knot detail gives intentional asymmetry.
The silhouette of the dress is soft, fluid, and evening-appropriate.
The color contrast (red + black) is classic and not the problem. (I don't agree, although maybe color combined with cut is my issue)

What doesn’t work (the core issue)
The jacket is too structured, too masculine, and too business-coded for the dress.
Gold buttons + sharp shoulders read boardroom blazer, not eveningwear.
The length cuts the body at an awkward point, interrupting the dress’s vertical line.
It looks like an afterthought—something thrown on for warmth or modesty rather than a deliberate styling choice. --that's how it hit me

Chatgpt goes on more but you get the idea

...I don't like the outfit but that's insane you asked chatgpt to validate your argument with a stranger online. Congrats on wasting 50,000 gallons of water for that.

DP and I’m not invested in the argument but the issue of water usage due to AI is very overblown.

+1. Andy Masley solved this one.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Here is another example of this look - love it. It looks modern and chic.

I think this looks bad and KKKaroline looks bad.

[Anonymous]

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This I think is pretty but I'd prefer not to have the solid material missing from the midriff.

BTW, the Instagram post says
wenty years. Over $50 million raised. Countless children given hope.
Last night was a testament to my brother @erictrump big heart and unwavering commitment to St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital. And though our mother is no longer with us, her spirit filled the room … I felt her especially close, wearing a dress that once belonged to her. Mom would have been so proud of you baby brother ! Legacy isn’t just what we build, but the love we carry forward.

So. . . . why not show SOMETHING about St. Jude's in the photo???

She has a killer body. Her legs look great.

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This I think is pretty but I'd prefer not to have the solid material missing from the midriff.

BTW, the Instagram post says
wenty years. Over $50 million raised. Countless children given hope.
Last night was a testament to my brother @erictrump big heart and unwavering commitment to St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital. And though our mother is no longer with us, her spirit filled the room … I felt her especially close, wearing a dress that once belonged to her. Mom would have been so proud of you baby brother ! Legacy isn’t just what we build, but the love we carry forward.

So. . . . why not show SOMETHING about St. Jude's in the photo???

What in the Roxie Hart is that?