The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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I forgot she's pregnant but even accounting for that, I don't like these. The velvet blazer matches the shoes, but why have this blazer with this dress anyway? The b&w picture really makes it look like she wrapped herself up in a king size jersey bedsheet.

I love this look - both the dress and velvet blazer.

I like the dress but don't think it looks good on her here. In theory the gathers make sense for maternity wear, but I think they are actually exaggerating the size of her baby bump in a way that is not balanced by the top of the dress, with the high neckline. It's either making her look like she's carrying super low, or exaggerating the fact that she's carrying low. And it's doing nothing for her boobs but pulling them down towards her belly. When she's wearing the jacket over she shoulders, it only exacerbates this problem because of the oversized cut of the jacket, adding width and weight. The whole thing is really unflattering, IMO.

Entirely possible that my absolute hatred of this woman and everything she stands for is making me view this outfit through a negative lens. Sorry, when you are this ugly on the inside, it's inevitable that people will perceive you as ugly on the outside too.

I agree with your take on the dress and appreciate that you are questioning your objectivity. I will say that in that picture with her dad, she had the same cute smile that someone posted as the “Before” version of the grotesque Vanity Fair lip injection “After” picture.

That’s her husband

I died

I’m dead now

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Usha looks good at the Opening Ceremony

Her hair and makeup looks good, do we think she's actually got someone doing these for her now, at least for some appearances? Or did she get lessons? No more frizzy hair, makeup looks crisp and professionally applied and is actually in the right shades.

Her clothes are boring as hell. I guess it's better than her showing up carrying a bedazzled TRUMP clutch or a coat that says "I really don't care, do you?" but it's not even interesting enough to comment on. The bar is so low for her.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Usha looks good at the Opening Ceremony

Her hair and makeup looks good, do we think she's actually got someone doing these for her now, at least for some appearances? Or did she get lessons? No more frizzy hair, makeup looks crisp and professionally applied and is actually in the right shades.

Her clothes are boring as hell. I guess it's better than her showing up carrying a bedazzled TRUMP clutch or a coat that says "I really don't care, do you?" but it's not even interesting enough to comment on. The bar is so low for her.

Eh, I think boring is better in her case. She lacks the polish to pull off something truly creative. The bar IS low for her but it's because this time a year ago she was wearing pilly sweaters and wrinkled dresses out in public.

I do think she and Melania need to get their colors analyzed. Enough with the warm neutrals! They do nothing for either of you.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Standard Tyson's look:

What does "standard Tyson's" look mean?

All can be had from a mall.

So? They were boarding a plane for a long flight and dressed comfortably. There is no issue here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Omg I don’t care what Usha Vance wore on the plane. I know this is a “Trump women” thread but it’s supposed to be about the ones with fun/bonkers clothing. Usha Vance is boring. Can we stick to the fun ones? I also don’t care what Susie wiles wore, because it’s just a pantsuit.

What have you contributed to this thread?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Usha looks good at the Opening Ceremony

She really does. Hair, makeup are all on point. I'm not generally a fan of her in camel, but this looks really good.

[Anonymous]

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I forgot she's pregnant but even accounting for that, I don't like these. The velvet blazer matches the shoes, but why have this blazer with this dress anyway? The b&w picture really makes it look like she wrapped herself up in a king size jersey bedsheet.

I love this look - both the dress and velvet blazer.

I like the dress but don't think it looks good on her here. In theory the gathers make sense for maternity wear, but I think they are actually exaggerating the size of her baby bump in a way that is not balanced by the top of the dress, with the high neckline. It's either making her look like she's carrying super low, or exaggerating the fact that she's carrying low. And it's doing nothing for her boobs but pulling them down towards her belly. When she's wearing the jacket over she shoulders, it only exacerbates this problem because of the oversized cut of the jacket, adding width and weight. The whole thing is really unflattering, IMO.

Entirely possible that my absolute hatred of this woman and everything she stands for is making me view this outfit through a negative lens. Sorry, when you are this ugly on the inside, it's inevitable that people will perceive you as ugly on the outside too.

I agree with your take on the dress and appreciate that you are questioning your objectivity. I will say that in that picture with her dad, she had the same cute smile that someone posted as the “Before” version of the grotesque Vanity Fair lip injection “After” picture.

That’s her husband

I died

I’m dead now

I’ll be here all week.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Standard Tyson's look:

What does "standard Tyson's" look mean?

All can be had from a mall.

So? They were boarding a plane for a long flight and dressed comfortably. There is no issue here.

DP but you get people are allowed to call a look boring, right?

[Anonymous]

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She looks fantastic! I love the dress for a pregnant woman; very flattering on her. Would love to know where both the dress and blazer came from.

[Anonymous]

Great news for our fangirl who asks if we'd talk about Rama Duwaji the way we talk about Usha*! Author and podcaster Caro Claire Burke appears to be teasing a new episode of her podcast about the two women!



*I have, in fact, said they both dress like shit. Although I would argue since Usha got a stylist her style is getting better.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Usha looks good at the Opening Ceremony

Her hair and makeup looks good, do we think she's actually got someone doing these for her now, at least for some appearances? Or did she get lessons? No more frizzy hair, makeup looks crisp and professionally applied and is actually in the right shades.

Her clothes are boring as hell. I guess it's better than her showing up carrying a bedazzled TRUMP clutch or a coat that says "I really don't care, do you?" but it's not even interesting enough to comment on. The bar is so low for her.

I think all her hair needed was like a Dyson wrap, a basic smoothing cream and a light hairspray. It’s like a 10 min fix once you know you need it. And it seems someone got her th right under eye concealer.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Usha looks good at the Opening Ceremony

Her hair and makeup looks good, do we think she's actually got someone doing these for her now, at least for some appearances? Or did she get lessons? No more frizzy hair, makeup looks crisp and professionally applied and is actually in the right shades.

Her clothes are boring as hell. I guess it's better than her showing up carrying a bedazzled TRUMP clutch or a coat that says "I really don't care, do you?" but it's not even interesting enough to comment on. The bar is so low for her.

Eh, I think boring is better in her case. She lacks the polish to pull off something truly creative. The bar IS low for her but it's because this time a year ago she was wearing pilly sweaters and wrinkled dresses out in public.

I do think she and Melania need to get their colors analyzed. Enough with the warm neutrals! They do nothing for either of you.

You can do boring in a pretty way. Princess Kate wears boring clothes but she wears bright colors and jewelry so it's fun. It's like the same 5 outfits on repeat though.

The refusal to wear color is really weird. I don't know what to make of it. Maybe something Trump demands? I don't get it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Usha looks good at the Opening Ceremony

Her hair and makeup looks good, do we think she's actually got someone doing these for her now, at least for some appearances? Or did she get lessons? No more frizzy hair, makeup looks crisp and professionally applied and is actually in the right shades.

Her clothes are boring as hell. I guess it's better than her showing up carrying a bedazzled TRUMP clutch or a coat that says "I really don't care, do you?" but it's not even interesting enough to comment on. The bar is so low for her.

Eh, I think boring is better in her case. She lacks the polish to pull off something truly creative. The bar IS low for her but it's because this time a year ago she was wearing pilly sweaters and wrinkled dresses out in public.

I do think she and Melania need to get their colors analyzed. Enough with the warm neutrals! They do nothing for either of you.

You can do boring in a pretty way. Princess Kate wears boring clothes but she wears bright colors and jewelry so it's fun. It's like the same 5 outfits on repeat though.

The refusal to wear color is really weird. I don't know what to make of it. Maybe something Trump demands? I don't get it.

She doesn’t care. I mean, it’s as simple as that. Clothes and fashion and wearing colors that make her look better just isn’t something she cares about.

I honestly think it’s fine. Not everyone cares about clothes, and she looks a lot more passable now.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Usha looks good at the Opening Ceremony

She really does. Hair, makeup are all on point. I'm not generally a fan of her in camel, but this looks really good.

It’s great that she looks presentable and is enjoying herself now because she’ll never be able to attend an Olympics again.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Standard Tyson's look:

What does "standard Tyson's" look mean?

All can be had from a mall.

So? They were boarding a plane for a long flight and dressed comfortably. There is no issue here.

Change.