The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:Elon Musk dressed like how people in the 60s thought "homosexuals" dressed along with some ugly woman in a poor fitting dress:



But hey, I shouldn't judge. Maybe I'd look that shitty too if a weird guy was mailing me jizz so I could shoot myself up with a turkey baster.

Kristi Noem actually looking decent from kinda far away:



I ask again why everyone was dressed for a different event. Pam and Rubio's wife were dressed like they were headed to a slightly nicer day at the office, Bettina and Tiffany were actually dressed for a wedding, and now these two are dressed like they're going to some professional awards dinner where the dress code is "cocktail" but no one really wears cocktail attire.

I think the woman with Musk is Shivon Zilis. The mother of some of his children.

She looks like he made her supervise a playmate at the Texas Muskbaby compound with no help. But maybe she's pregnant with their 4th or 5th?

Her dress is pretty.

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^ playdate. Spellcheck has a corrupt mind of its own.

Who runs these tech companies, anyway?!?

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Anonymous wrote:Elon Musk dressed like how people in the 60s thought "homosexuals" dressed along with some ugly woman in a poor fitting dress:



But hey, I shouldn't judge. Maybe I'd look that shitty too if a weird guy was mailing me jizz so I could shoot myself up with a turkey baster.

Kristi Noem actually looking decent from kinda far away:



I ask again why everyone was dressed for a different event. Pam and Rubio's wife were dressed like they were headed to a slightly nicer day at the office, Bettina and Tiffany were actually dressed for a wedding, and now these two are dressed like they're going to some professional awards dinner where the dress code is "cocktail" but no one really wears cocktail attire.

I think the woman with Musk is Shivon Zilis. The mother of some of his children.

She looks like he made her supervise a playmate at the Texas Muskbaby compound with no help. But maybe she's pregnant with their 4th or 5th?

Her dress is pretty.

That is who it is; I thought they broke up?

I think the dress is fugly. Looks cheap and doesn't fit her correctly.

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Really surprised that people think she looks like she’s going to work here. This looks perfect for a winter Palm Beach wedding as long as it wasn’t black tie, and she would take the coat off immediately so it doesn’t matter that it’s off-white.

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I really like this entire outfit.

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I forgot she's pregnant but even accounting for that, I don't like these. The velvet blazer matches the shoes, but why have this blazer with this dress anyway? The b&w picture really makes it look like she wrapped herself up in a king size jersey bedsheet.

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Melania sported another black suit with a menswear style white shirt to slip in some promotional work for her movie while meeting with released hostages.

https://www.cnn.com/2026/02/04/politics/video/melania-trump-avivia-keith-siegel-movie-vrtc

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Mrs. Bowman is on the move.

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Standard Tyson's look:

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I forgot she's pregnant but even accounting for that, I don't like these. The velvet blazer matches the shoes, but why have this blazer with this dress anyway? The b&w picture really makes it look like she wrapped herself up in a king size jersey bedsheet.

I think KKKroline looks fine but that guy looks like he's in the Epstein files.

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Anonymous wrote:Well, to answer my own question, Usha is out and about, even three months pregnant. She had lunch with Queen Rania of Jordan at Cafe Milano this week:



Normally I'd laugh at Usha for those shoes with that dress but she gets a pass since she's pregnant.

Not standing next to that hot queen she doesn't. Also black dress, black shoes always unless same shade as your skin. She looks happy and is having a very good hair day.

She is having a good hair day.

Agree black dress and nude-toned heels are usually the move but in winter I do agree this dress + black tights and boots would've been the move.

Whose nude/skin tone? Brown shoes?

Black shoe is always safe but I love a black dress with a burgundy shoe or deep purple swede in this weather. Not really nude or brown. There are so many other options with black + winter.

I hear you but that dress just begs for a boot especially in this weather. A deep purple suede boot would be sort of awesome but way too fashion edgy for Usha. A decent black boot would have been perfect and she would have looked totally fine. Doesn’t basically everyone have a pair of black boots to wear with dresses and skirts?

She always seems to have the look of someone who wasn’t told what she was doing until late the night before — so she goes to get dressed in th morning and then realizes her boots don’t fit or the zipper broke or whatever so she just grabs a different pair of shoes out of the closet because she doesn’t have time for a better solution. I get the overall sense that her staff is not good or she doesn’t work with them and as a result always looks a little thrown together. If she knew a few days in advance she had an event with the Queen, she’d pick a nice dress and make sure she had accessories that would work with it.

My guess is she and JD think they're too good to have to listen to staff. If they actually cared what the staff had to say and it was just a case of the staff being bad at their jobs, they would've been fired by now.

They're both kind of sloppy with their fashion choices. Look at JD wearing a stained tuxedo shirt to a black tie dinner.

Also in looking for a pic of that I found this tweet and lmao:

I can see her thinking she doesn’t need to listen to staff about fashion stuff but does she not get her calendar like a week in advance? As a lawyer you’d think she’d be used to reviewing her calendar for upcoming weeks and making sure she had clothes clean and ready to wear. I do that—review my calendar and think “okay, I’ll need one suit and two business wear jackets for the trip this week and printing to wear to dinner with clients” so I’ll make sure stuff is back from dry cleaner and I have shoes for each outfit and whatever. I’m no fashionista but this is just basic business sense. She often looks like she throws stuff on without advance planning. She gets away with a lot of it because she has a fabulous figure so most of it just works.
JD, like me, has put on lots of weight recently so he in particular needs to plan ahead to make sure he has something that will actually fit.

OT but it's so funny to me that people think lawyers are the only professionals. Or were you citing the fact that she was a lawyer to communicate that she was a professional?

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Anonymous wrote:Well, to answer my own question, Usha is out and about, even three months pregnant. She had lunch with Queen Rania of Jordan at Cafe Milano this week:



Normally I'd laugh at Usha for those shoes with that dress but she gets a pass since she's pregnant.

Not standing next to that hot queen she doesn't. Also black dress, black shoes always unless same shade as your skin. She looks happy and is having a very good hair day.

She is having a good hair day.

Agree black dress and nude-toned heels are usually the move but in winter I do agree this dress + black tights and boots would've been the move.

Whose nude/skin tone? Brown shoes?

Black shoe is always safe but I love a black dress with a burgundy shoe or deep purple swede in this weather. Not really nude or brown. There are so many other options with black + winter.

I hear you but that dress just begs for a boot especially in this weather. A deep purple suede boot would be sort of awesome but way too fashion edgy for Usha. A decent black boot would have been perfect and she would have looked totally fine. Doesn’t basically everyone have a pair of black boots to wear with dresses and skirts?

She always seems to have the look of someone who wasn’t told what she was doing until late the night before — so she goes to get dressed in th morning and then realizes her boots don’t fit or the zipper broke or whatever so she just grabs a different pair of shoes out of the closet because she doesn’t have time for a better solution. I get the overall sense that her staff is not good or she doesn’t work with them and as a result always looks a little thrown together. If she knew a few days in advance she had an event with the Queen, she’d pick a nice dress and make sure she had accessories that would work with it.

My guess is she and JD think they're too good to have to listen to staff. If they actually cared what the staff had to say and it was just a case of the staff being bad at their jobs, they would've been fired by now.

They're both kind of sloppy with their fashion choices. Look at JD wearing a stained tuxedo shirt to a black tie dinner.

Also in looking for a pic of that I found this tweet and lmao:

I can see her thinking she doesn’t need to listen to staff about fashion stuff but does she not get her calendar like a week in advance? As a lawyer you’d think she’d be used to reviewing her calendar for upcoming weeks and making sure she had clothes clean and ready to wear. I do that—review my calendar and think “okay, I’ll need one suit and two business wear jackets for the trip this week and printing to wear to dinner with clients” so I’ll make sure stuff is back from dry cleaner and I have shoes for each outfit and whatever. I’m no fashionista but this is just basic business sense. She often looks like she throws stuff on without advance planning. She gets away with a lot of it because she has a fabulous figure so most of it just works.
JD, like me, has put on lots of weight recently so he in particular needs to plan ahead to make sure he has something that will actually fit.

OT but it's so funny to me that people think lawyers are the only professionals. Or were you citing the fact that she was a lawyer to communicate that she was a professional?

I think it's B. Also OT. The OOsha conversation has taught me that I should try about 20% harder when I'm not at work. I look great when I go to work but when I'm not at work, I look...not so great.

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Anonymous wrote:Standard Tyson's look:

"Fabulous backpack" and it's just a plain, cognac leather backpack from Quince. It's fine, but this fanpoodle (literally) is so strange.

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Anonymous wrote:Mrs. Bowman is on the move.

Someone watched Heated Rivalry...

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Anonymous wrote:Standard Tyson's look:

Why is Vance not carrying her bags?

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Anonymous wrote:Mrs. Bowman is on the move.

Once again, the people we pay to represent us abroad couldn't even get their outfits coordinated. Half of them look like they're going to a diplomatic luncheon and the other half look like they're going to a kids' soccer game.