| I have leopard-print flat mules. Fight me. You'd win, since I wouldn't be able to run away without the shoes flopping around and slowing me down. |
+1 and Michelle Obama wearing them to state functions so inappropriate |
YES- or make the dumb little handles a titch longer-- voila, very convenient shoulder bag where you can tuck the purse under your arm. YOu don't need the long cheap strap to have the bag flapping around you. |
Lucky for you tho, I have to turn sideways to get my puffy sleeves through a doorway, so that would seriously hinder my attack! |
Yes - and I love it! I also think Carole has a fun style. I don't know - maybe I am just so bored of tasteful clothes that I really enjoy a little tackiness. Or a lot. |
Yeah, I don't love crop tops. Particularly all the crop tops + mom jeans around now. Its not that they're unflattering in the sense they make people look "fat"--because I get the PPs who note that fit ladies can show off their waists. Its more that the combo throws your proportions all off. Like you have this little boxy torso then this looooong flat behind. I do prefer the crop top and pencil skirt combo, now that I think of it, because it sort of avoids this outcome! |
Getting my popcorn for this epic puffy sleeve-leopard print throwdown! |
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I too hate puffy sleeves. Even more, bell sleeves. All that extra fabric hanging off under your wrist - how does it not get dirty? Ugh. Not flattering either. I completely despise the cold shoulder tops.
Also, uneven hemlines on dresses/skirts. Handkerchief hemlines are bad, but the worst are the ones that are long in the back and short at the front. Just... WHY? they look ridiculous. |
I don't see these hemlines much anymore. I feel like that was very Real Housewives/Boomer in Key West like 10-12 years ago. |
I love dolman sleeves! Looks more feminine. |
| LV logo bags! So passé and gauche. |
I had to look up what dolman sleeves are but I also hate them. And haaaaaate 99% of florals. All these old lady dresses hurt my eyes. |
| Anything with a drop shoulder. This looks good on no one. Mom jeans are also hideous unless you're 12 years old. |
The hi/lo hem worked great for my short self. It's always hard to find maxi dresses that I don't need to alter, shorter hem in the front solved that problem. The overall length of that style dress is shorter too so the back never goes all the way to the ground either. |
Yes to all of this |